Write a scary story in two sentences

[Broseph Stalin]

I took a big shit and flushed the toilet.

Then my eyes bugged out of my skull as I felt my intestines prolapsing because the big shit pulled out a length of my intestines into the toilet.

 

[Dain Bramage]

The tests came in Positive.
Chris IS your brother.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You saw my shitpost. Then you saw me

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

A gimmick thread was made last month. People are still posting in it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Chris Chan has succeeded in his Love Quest (tm). ADF was the resulting child.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

The tattoo artist opened up his shop when he gasped at the horrifying creature that was approaching. It was a foul-smelling, globular mass of flesh that was covered in road signs and bicycles.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

At first, I didn't think too much about what appeared to be two suns in the western sky near sunset.

Then I recognized the forming mushroom cloud and felt the approaching shock wave--

Johnny woke up and realized he had been buried alive. And he began to panic once the realization set in that there was no way to call for help.

 

[c-no]

I found out I wasn't seeing autistics.
I found out I was autistic and soon died.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

"You seem stressed, so why don't I help you relax?" Bill Cosby said to his latest female "protege". "Here, let me make you a drink..."

 

[sugoi-chan]

A brave, noble videogamer had doxxed the IP of a ruthless SJW he had been in a tweet war with and who would stop at nothing to ruin his vidya. His skin grew cold when he read the geolocation and saw that the tweets were coming from inside the house.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

It's 2016. People are still sperging about gamergate.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He shit himself.

And did nothing.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

My grandfather told me that the apocalypse is heralded by "a lazy writer who cannot calculate well finishing his story". One day, I heard from my friend that "Redesigning Eva" was published.

 

[Lorento]

I sat down on a beach to enjoy a nice, refreshing Ice Lolly.

Then I realised that it tasted a little salty.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A mad scientist fused Sanders and Trump in order to make the most conflicted candidate who ever lived.

Bernald Srump was elected president and nothing was accomplished for four years.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Brianna Wu decides to pose nude. No second sentence needed.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

You're being raped and murdered in prison. The rapist/murderer is Chris.

 

[Tismo]

Possessed clickbait article takes physical form and begins stalking and eating people. You won't believe what happens next!

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Barb Dies. Gets a state funeral

 

[Darwin Watterson]

The election concludes. President Chandler is sworn in.