Your first post

it was in the old Gamergate thread. *sigh* (this was back when gamergate was still considered a "lolcow" and it wasn't in Games)

It was also my only post in the Gamergate thread. Shit gets old fast man.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gamergate-depression-quest-shitstorm.4636/page-174#post-379243
Satirical site ClickHole made an article about Gamergate.
Maybe I don't get it, but if you take out the sarcasm, it echoes mainstream media outlets perfectly. It's a shame because ClickHole is normally so on point.
I thiiiink this post was supposed to be pro-gg (honestly I didn't have much of an opinion about it even then), but judging by the agree rating from Marvin it must have sounded anti or something. I was trying so hard to keep my post short, so it got vague. I don't give a shit about it anymore because Gamergate is retarded.
 
It was me informing people how ebay returns worked in the thread when Chris was selling old crap he had lying around. I think I wound up making that correction like 10 times in various threads before giving up.

There's usually some form of buyer protection on Ebay's side, plus Paypal is rather infamous for siding with the buyer on chargebacks, no matter how frivolous the claim is.

Not sure how Paypal's works, but Ebay requires you at least go through the motions of attempting to contact the seller, something that would prove really detrimental for CWC as a seller I'd wager. The one time I had to do it the seller pretty much self destructed in his reply to me, and I got the money back in around three (business) days or so after filing the ebay claim.

Of note is the stipulation that:



Now we know the models clearly didn't fit that criteria, but I can't seem to find the source text for the violin, but similar inaccuracies would, pardon my turn of phrase, sink his boat pretty quickly.
 
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My first post was only a few months ago and it was a screenshot of a tumblr post someone remembered but couldn't find.
Think I found the post you're talking about:
[GALLERY=media, 410]Screenshot 2015-07-29 At 6.14.29 PM by Evilboshe posted Jul 29, 2015 at 6:16 PM[/GALLERY]
 
I first posted back like 3 forums ago when Null didn't run the forums and we were still the Cwcki Forums and I asked if Tomgirl was a real word
 
My first post on this incarnation of the forums.
From: Is Michael Snyder an innocent guy or a JERK
I've met the dude. If he's in on some grand conspiracy to fuck with Chris, then he's playing it very smart and close to the vest. In talking to him he seems like anyone else. Just a guy running a hobby shop. We talked for maybe 45 minutes about hobby-related stuff. He's actually a very friendly and funny guy. I didn't ask him about Chris. He's already made his opinion of Chris publicly known anyway. Chris has nothing to do all day but obsess on shit. I think in his mind that's how everyone else is too. Mike Snyder doesn't have to time to devote to ruining Chris. He's got a business to run. (Plus Chris doesn't need any extra help being ruined. he's doing fine with that on his own.)

I was basically an asshole on earlier versions of the forums, but then again a lot of us were.
 
My first post was in the old SJW thread. I think it was during a discussion on cultural "appropriation." I joined back when it was the "CWCki Forums."

"Kiwi Farms" is based on a mispronunciation of "CWCki Forums" by The Golden Knight.
 
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As a member of this iteration of the forum (ie the cwcki forum that turned into this forum), I know it was in a Chris thread because that's all that existed at the time and I don't think I was ween-ish because by then I'd been following Chris long enough to grow out of it. Probably just a really boring post. I also remember an early post of mine (before I changed my name to what it is now back in 2013) asking people for help coming up with a Chris-themed memory aid for school.

As a member of the forum that existed back in the yuku days, I have no fucking idea what my first post was, but I remember that I tried to be thoughtful and insightful so I know it was pretentious as fuck.
 
Was about horse dongs.

Though my first EVER post was on a Geocities page begging someone to give me their virtual pet.
 
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It was in the Catie Texts thread. Just some observation about Chris's inability to empathize.
 
I can't recall what my first post was, but it was definitely something related to Chris other than any other lolcow. I'm going to guess it was a thread I thought needed just one more armchair psychologist and I was happy to oblige.

Fun fact: my username was essentially my own personal joke as I wasn't planning initially to hang out here too often and I figured I'd leave the name "blank" since I didn't feel it was necessary to be creative and think up a new name. Oops.
 
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My first post was on my favorite CWC-isms. I was lurking the site for sometime and wanted to pipe in on that thread.
 
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