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There is absolutely nothing wrong with buying a console if that's how you want to consume your games, and is usually the best way for more casual fans to engage with the medium, or if you just have no interest in PC gaming. In reality, Phil doesn't have a good reason to not own a decent gaming PC. Most of the games he's played have come out on the PC at the same time as their console versions, with most being designed with the console in mind. Pretty much every game, whether AAA or the cheapest of indies will let you play by hooking a controller up (some older ones get kinda scuffed and will only work with specific types of controllers) and letting you play it that way. I wouldn't even give a shit if he just said "I don't like PC gaming and would prefer to play on consoles". The problem is how Phil talks and acts about PC gaming (and by extension streaming) paints the picture.

In his head, for some reason, PC gaming is:
  • needlessly complicated (see his PC Witcher 2 first boot for a great example of this bitching)
  • expensive (granted, expensive to get into, but much cheaper in long term than buying every new console because you can't be assed to learn to replace parts)
  • uncomfortable (you have to sit in a chair instead of a couch)
  • disingenuous/fake (my personal favourite since he loves ripping on other streamers with PC set ups and how they consume games as fake gamers. A specific recent example is his rage against people with dual monitor set ups and ring lights)
Phil is intimidated by PCs and PC gamers. I think his flunking out of changing majors when he was in college probably played into him hating PCs, but even if he didn't try for computer science while in school he'd still hate them. He grew up in the 80s-90s and back then, computers were for nerds and Phil IS NOT a nerd. He just wants to be able to plug something in and play it, and not have to deal with those stupid fucking problems that PCs always cause to their stupid fake gamer owners who aren't smarter than him.
Phil is a dumbass who can't figure out computers, let alone anything else. He prefers consoles because they are plug and play. Understanding settings and switching out parts is too much for Phil, and he tries to hide it by insulting everybody else. Remember when he complained about a minor crack on a minor part of his PC, and then couldn't figure out how to set up stream settings? He can't even figure out how to move his monitors around the room for better comfort.

He desperately wants to buy the most expensive PCs and know how they work. He wants to be the richest and smartest person so he can show off to everybody else, but he is too broke and stupid to do so.
 
Emotional Drunk

What a chad, huh? He cries about a random side story but doesn't give a shit about the finances and future of his family. His 10 year plan is hoping that his parents will die soon so he may get some money and/or assets to buy/sell for gin and Hulk Hogan fap material.
 
Phil has been complaining a lot recently that superchats are high but tips are low. Well a reminder he still makes enough tips for the Tier 1 goal so low is something else imho. Maybe his remaining fans are forcing Phil to change. You know converting his income to one big payment each month and then learn to budget. Yeah right. Would be funny though. Instead of showetring him with "immediate money2 they give him "later money2 which is also reduced thanks to Youtbe's cut. Iamgine Phil being educated by a bunch of mentally challenged kids.
I think it may have more to do with how much easier it is to superchat. Back on Twitch he had a group of dedicated fans who would only cheer, whom he run off when he was removed as both a partner and affiliate. Plus we know he gets peoples personal information from tips, and people know he is flippant with them after the discord leaks.

His wheelchairs may be smarter than him, but at the end of the day there's still a reason we call them wheelchairs.
 
Phil is a dumbass who can't figure out computers, let alone anything else. He prefers consoles because they are plug and play. Understanding settings and switching out parts is too much for Phil, and he tries to hide it by insulting everybody else. Remember when he complained about a minor crack on a minor part of his PC, and then couldn't figure out how to set up stream settings? He can't even figure out how to move his monitors around the room for better comfort.

He desperately wants to buy the most expensive PCs and know how they work. He wants to be the richest and smartest person so he can show off to everybody else, but he is too broke and stupid to do so.
remember how he thought he was a "big boy" streamer when he got his second monitor? dude is dumb as fuck for real.
 
Emotional Drunk

What a chad, huh? He cries about a random side story but doesn't give a shit about the finances and future of his family. His 10 year plan is hoping that his parents will die soon so he may get some money and/or assets to buy/sell for gin and Hulk Hogan fap material.
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Lol he's more emotional over a virtual cat than the real one living with him.
 
Just checked in... streaming for 3 hours and $25 in tips.

Things are going well.
Yeah, the bank leaks quite obviously had an impact on Phil's tips income.

If the tips stay low after the SuperChat income dips once the imbecile trolls stop superchatting, we may enter a very interesting DSPerate phase.

Not holding my breath, though. For all we know, OIC may appear out of nowhere and start giving him hundreds everyday.
 
Wasn't there a girl on detractor videos sporting nurse clothings that hated his guts? I don't remember her channel name, but maybe that's our ardna
That's Maria Isabella, I think. Used to be around in 2018. Pretty nice dude/girl, depending on where you sit on those matters, used to stream Silent Hill, hence the nurse costume, and was a moderate success. I don't think she ever made detractor content outside of chatting at DDM. They were mostly into survival horror, so I guess Phil's choice to play mostly walking sims and children's games bored them out of participating. That or when DDM turned into a lawnmower, leafblower infested hellscape of earrape. Last I heard LightSydePaul got in trouble over thirsting for them or something like that at some point.

Anyway, long story short, Maria was a detractor community regular back before DDM'S had even sound effects and break music and she has a not-so-secret hotdog. Ardnas from what I recall was a vietnamese chick and she was around publicly before Maria, back in the days of the SoK. Common theory is that Ardnas is Snort, as many people have said. Also, sorry if this has been said before, I'm too lazy to catch up before responding and I'll take my clocks in the face.

Funny how the snortsphere is so overwhelmingly a sausage fest even a trans dude makes this big a splash. He's basically another DDM OG like zombieintheair, Samurai Goomba, DaveT or Alan, but I think he stood out a lot more and made a big impression.
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Is it just me or is SnortBurnell actually DSPs own monetized troll channel?

The frequency of uploads is exactly what I would expect if it was him, most likely he makes them during those long breaks.

Snort never talks in his videos.

The nature of the channel to be 100% DSP material for 5 years non-stop and never trying to personalize the content is very odd too, something no other serious detractor channel does. DSP content is usually a means to an end, on SB it's all it ever wants to be.

It's overly nasty, to attract all the bees to the honeypot but when something actually damaging occurs (such as the recent leaks) he goes into damage control mode or ignores it.

I think Snort is DSP, monetizing the hate. Gets a decent amount of ad-revenue too.

DSP is a bidnessman afterall. Also don't give that stuff about him being too lazy or unable to edit videos, he can do a lot if there is money in it. This is also probably why he turned comments off on his main channel too, to push them onto his troll channel. Wonder if there is a corelation between when snort was made and when comments were turned off.


You think DSP would put int the effort of editing videos?
 
Tbh, I am retarded with when it comes to the "behind the scene" tippers. I just wanted to throw the following screenshot out there as this might help others too...but also: If this info, OMM = Jeff, is wrong I'll correct it. Apparently Kinggoken said that much.

This is from DDMs chat, obviously.
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with buying a console if that's how you want to consume your games, and is usually the best way for more casual fans to engage with the medium, or if you just have no interest in PC gaming. In reality, Phil doesn't have a good reason to not own a decent gaming PC. Most of the games he's played have come out on the PC at the same time as their console versions, with most being designed with the console in mind. Pretty much every game, whether AAA or the cheapest of indies will let you play by hooking a controller up (some older ones get kinda scuffed and will only work with specific types of controllers) and letting you play it that way. I wouldn't even give a shit if he just said "I don't like PC gaming and would prefer to play on consoles". The problem is how Phil talks and acts about PC gaming (and by extension streaming) paints the picture.

In his head, for some reason, PC gaming is:
  • needlessly complicated (see his PC Witcher 2 first boot for a great example of this bitching)
  • expensive (granted, expensive to get into, but much cheaper in long term than buying every new console because you can't be assed to learn to replace parts)
  • uncomfortable (you have to sit in a chair instead of a couch)
  • disingenuous/fake (my personal favourite since he loves ripping on other streamers with PC set ups and how they consume games as fake gamers. A specific recent example is his rage against people with dual monitor set ups and ring lights)
Phil is intimidated by PCs and PC gamers. I think his flunking out of changing majors when he was in college probably played into him hating PCs, but even if he didn't try for computer science while in school he'd still hate them. He grew up in the 80s-90s and back then, computers were for nerds and Phil IS NOT a nerd. He just wants to be able to plug something in and play it, and not have to deal with those stupid fucking problems that PCs always cause to their stupid fake gamer owners who aren't smarter than him.

True, and honestly this reaction phil has to pcs can be applied to almost anything that he currently isn't doing/familiar with. Phil has a linear mindset and can only handle doing things in one particular way, and that would be fine for most people, but rather than just admit that this is a personal thing for him to do, instead he has to come up with some retarded level of reason as to why he doesn't, which is what catches people ire with his behavior.
 
Emotional Drunk

What a chad, huh? He cries about a random side story but doesn't give a shit about the finances and future of his family. His 10 year plan is hoping that his parents will die soon so he may get some money and/or assets to buy/sell for gin and Hulk Hogan fap material.
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Remember the time he either lied about Jasper being sick, or lied about getting him timely treatment? I don't think the guy can actually cry unless it's about himself and how bad HE has it. This is crocodile tears, compared to him actually crying like:
 
I have to make an apology.

@Shirō Ishii mentioned in chat about OIC and his possible steroid use.

I said that OIC will TARD FUCK Phils horse to death from the steroids and backed up coom.

That devolved chats discussion im to Mr. HANDS and weird animal Penises.

Wait, im NOT SORRY, this shit is funny to me, fuck you all Lmao. this is why i love KF.

What the fuck did I just read? How is in depth post about our Saint of pigs and king of sloth.

I'm confused
 
Yeah, the bank leaks quite obviously had an impact on Phil's tips income.

If the tips stay low after the SuperChat income dips once the imbecile trolls stop superchatting, we may enter a very interesting DSPerate phase.

Not holding my breath, though. For all we know, OIC may appear out of nowhere and start giving him hundreds everyday.
I am betting on pig luck prevailing yet again adn Twitch will let him come back as Affiliate in 2-3 weeks (because then his ban on Twitch's monetization runs out). and detractors will have another field day of making vid's with Phil's never ever ever sperging and his demands for an apology
 
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