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It's no wonder The New Testament was written by people who didn't even know Jesus.
They had no idea Jesus was a lolcow.
They had no idea Jesus was a lolcow.
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Hasn’t Chris already started a cult? The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu?Call me a buzzkill, but Chris is not going to start a cult. At least, not intentionally.
The stereotypical cult leaders of the past thrived through deception and preying on the weak. They would approach people down on their luck or with no other options and offer them a way out, as long as they were willing to make some sacrifices. They could generally accomplish this because on the surface, they seemed to be rather normal, happy, and in some cases even charming and attractive individuals who were confident in their beliefs. That’s not even mentioning the suppression of information that comes to mind when thinking of a cult.
Chris is none of these things. A cursory glance will get even the most vulnerable of people to realize he’s fucking batshit insane, disgusting, and has no clue what he’s talking about even in relation to his own absurd belief systems. His rhetoric is a jumbled and incoherent mess to anyone who doesn’t know his history, and the ones that do know his history know to look out for him and that he’s not someone to really take seriously in the slightest.
And that’s not even considering that he himself doesn’t even believe in whatever the fuck he spouts off. It took less than 2 months in a jail cell to totally change his fundamental values, to make newly absurd and bold claims regarding his connection to a religion he’s actively disavowed for years.
To put it simply, Chris is a retard who wouldn’t know persuasion or even being slightly charming or sympathetic to the plight of others if it was beat into his skull like a pound of bricks. The most he’ll get in terms of a cult-like following are weirdos like Sockness and *maybe* some Twitter enablers hoping to get their 5 minutes of e-fame and recognition for being “le epic troll”, but the mother rape and the way the situation with Bella and friends played out definitely makes that a far, FAR less appealing idea now.
EDIT: wording.
No way, not for the pittance that public defenders get. It is a shame that we'll never know the content of their discussions. Imagine Chris dropping character once they're behind closed doors and be like, "give it to me straight, how many seasons of MLP am I going to miss?"Do you think Heilberg likes having to defend CWC?
For a second there I thought "go back to 14BC" meant the year. Made me BSOD for a second.There's one thing about any outcome short of permanent lockup that makes Chris potentially more of a problem than anybody seems to realize: Chris is going to want to go back to 14BC. I don't think there's anything anybody can tell him that will convince him that he can no longer go to the house he's lived in for almost his entire life and see the mother he raped. And if he gets out and Barb is somehow still alive, he WILL want to go see her.
I imagine a Jonestown-esque scenario, with ceremonial Fanta for the most true and honest of his acolytes.Hasn’t Chris already started a cult? The Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu?
All right.My point is that people who are actually intellectually deficient and vastly more disabled in a clinical sense can contribute to their own financial well-being if they have parents and other community members that guide them in that direction. Now in Chris's case, his awful parents took the path of least resistance and aside from his one brief stint at Wendy's and getting scammed by CutCo one Summer, they never insisted that he get a job and work for a living. Neither did Rocky Shoemaker, or his pastors, etc.
Coddling Chris and treating him like a child is what made him what he is today. What he actually needed (and continues to need) is a support network that would try to make him into a functioning adult despite his obvious disabilities. I agree with Null, at this point, his best bet would to get into some kind of assisted living situation, because he's clearly not capable of living on his own without a tard wrangler of some sort, but that assisted living should come with a requirement that he get and keep some sort of job. There are plenty of menial tasks that he could do, he just needs someone to push him out of his comfort zone and insist that he stay gainfully employed, regardless of how much of a fuss he puts up. Hell, he could even keep his tugboat as long as he's earning less than the SSI phase-out amount.
Watch the video linked below...
That guy is clearly more disabled than Chris (at least intellectually), and he works and contributes to society. So why shouldn't Chris be required to do the same?
the Christ Chan sagaSo will this be titled the Prison saga or the Schizo saga?
Chris found Jesus by looking into a bloody Mary mirror.Is Chris...
Dare I say it...
Getting better?
EDIT: at least he's found Jesus. By looking in a mirror apparently.
Judas needs a Null face.I'm very late to this one, sorry about that one.
Anyway, this was all prophesied many years ago, we just didn't listen ~
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Edit: No, I didn't do this one, it was done at least 7 years ago. I think it got blasted in one of the great kiwi server shenanigans, but luckily I found it in an old backup.