Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Rapechu]

Damn, I knew through all these years he’d end up really fucked up, but this? Damn. He needs to go to the looney bin.

I know this has been rehashed to death and Chris is not getting off on insanity, but what happens when someone is guilty, but coincidentally also so insane they really do deserve to be in a psych ward? I am guessing they go into psych until they are released and then serve their time?

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Tag yourself; second page character list edition:
I am Eric cartman

I'm Tsukino Usagi

 

[NiggoPls]

I, for one, can't wait to see how the Chrislam saga unfolds. Making myself some popcorn.

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

imagine listing off every fictional character you know and including yourself on there. different note, sad how he went the classic Christian schizo route, though "all prayers to Jesus have gone to Christine for about the last 40 years" ironically makes a lot of sense and is absolutely terrifying.

 

[GabeRegan]

Who the fuck is sending money to this lunatic's commissary account?

The people recieving his letters most likely. The "Null Letter" wasn't actually adressed to Null, and both it and the Kengle Letter are clearly in response to letters recieved by Chris. I strongly suspect in each case the first letter was responded with some variant of "put money in my commissary and we'll talk" and letters we see were written after he got the money.

Taking all bets. Who is the twin flame?

1. Big bubba prison daddy
2. A fellow tranny
3. A cartoon character he imagines is protecting him

Probably a cartoon character, but I wouldn't be shocked if he's met another tranny is the sex pest wing and they're acting as a jail house lawyer.

 

[PhoBingas]

Taking all bets. Who is the twin flame?

1. Big bubba prison daddy
2. A fellow tranny
3. A cartoon character he imagines is protecting him

Placing my bets on fellow tranny. Chris committed a sex offence as far as I understand things, so he's probably in a segregated wing with sex offenders, basket cases and maybe snitches, but every jail does things a little differently.

 

[Hokuriku]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.

His cult emblem is vastly improved at least, that's good

 

[Terrorist]

To all the weens sending the incestuous rapist commissary money, I wish you a very happy doxxing.

 

[Rapechu]

As many others have pointed out long before me, if he had the proper help and was raised accordingly, he would have better coping methods. I'm sure this has been an issue with every generation, but the Millennials and especially Gen-Z have been too sheltered and coddled. Mom and Dad, grandparents, etc. take care of everything and it's really screwed up their children's work ethic, self-awareness, self-sufficiency, and sense of reality.

I've lost some really good friends over the years (because of the above) and they continue to have arrested development deep into adulthood. Having any meaningful or deep conversation is lost on them because it's like talking to a child. Basically all the traits Chris exhibits, on top of having the autism.

I had friends who lost parents as teenagers, but they weren't stunted at 16 like the woman you mention. It just sounds like she hasn't grown up. The woman not having a job simply because her husband died sounds like an excuse, too. Then again, it's like you mentioned, if they're not put-together to begin with then this is the result. It just sounds like an excuse to not be responsible.

Not trying to sound heartless, it's just the reality of things and personal situations I went through and witnessed.

I know plenty of Millenials whose parents just left them high and dry. Like they are struggling just to make ends meet while their parents are travelling the world and buying yachts and crap. I know I worked my ass off my whole life and never got any handouts, and whatever I make I invest into my children's college fund because I understand first hand how hard things have gotten. I don't think anybody WANTS to be dependent on their boomer parents, but rather the economy is so shit that nobody can afford a down payment for a house until they finish college and work for 5 years, and by then they are almost 30. Intergenerational wealth is now more important than ever, but many boomers grew up in the peak of Western prosperity and still think you just have to walk up and give the manager a firm handshake to get a high paying job with opportunities for advancement, and think their kids are poor because they're failures.

It's also easy to look at people who are mentally ill and say "they're faking it" and "they should bootstrap themselves and get their lives together", but how can they do that when they don't even know they have a problem? The old woman who dresses 16 doesn't see herself as having arrested development, she sees herself as being "her real self" and anyone who wears [respectable age-appropriate clothing] is a faker. That sort of mentality. If you yell at them to look in the mirror and get their lives together, they don't see what you see. Though this was just an example of already screwey people who were completely destroyed by a lost loved one that they basically were completely dependent on for stability. The first example was child of a single-parent hippy free love hoe who didn't know who the father was. The second example was molested as a kid. So the loss wasn't just them being lazy it was the destruction of their entire support structure.

I, for one, can't wait to see how the Chrislam saga unfolds. Making myself some popcorn.

He probably ends up released on a suspended sentence, is completely homeless, then goes the Terry Davis route of becoming decreasingly coherent, jacking off in public, yelling insanity at passersby and dying young of malnutricion and exposure.

 

[Eydallur]

Again, this Temporary Soul Partner might not be fucking Chris. Or maybe Chris is getting fucked? We have no way of knowing.

It's his spiritual counselor you dunce.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I know this has been rehashed to death and Chris is not getting off on insanity, but what happens when someone is guilty, but coincidentally also so insane they really do deserve to be in a psych ward? I am guessing they go into psych until they are released and then serve their time?

It depends on if they are competent to stand trial. If not, then they get sent to the nut hut for the criminally insane to be drugged to the gills until such time as they are sane enough to stand trial. Once you are convicted, the system really doesn't worry all that much about your mental health.

 

[Cuntflaps]

so really in short wow there's just...so much to unpack with this and i really do hope The letters keep coming. They're all we have to stay up on chris while he's locked up. Though i was hoping for more whining how the gaurds are all mean to him and wont stop telling him when to go to bed brush his teeth, basically treat him like the big baby hes always seen himself as.

The Fail Jail Letters are some of the most interesting content from Chris in several years, honestly.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I remember that there are videos where Chris is crying and trolls are mocking him and he shouts out "My aunt just died for Christ's sake!".

Wrong.

- Chris talks to the trolls.
- They give him shit.
- He tells "BUT MY AUNT DIED AND I MISSED PANCAKES"
- They reply "she died and you care about pancakes, you are not even sad"
- Chris starts crying like a child and I mean it, he sounds like a child crying, not a manchild.
- They tell him to stop.
- He stops immediately.

Lurk more, faggot.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

The Fail Jail Letters are some of the most interesting content from Chris in several years, honestly.

It's like a really dark version of Classic Chris is coming back. I hope this makes up for the lack of content from 2011 to 2020.

 

[Paradigm]

I made it two pages before it started feeling like a fever dream. It's like someone just took all the crazy out of Chris' head, threw it in a blender, then dumped it onto paper.

What even.

 

[Wormy]

I doubt even the worst of inmates can make him give it up.

You'd be surprised how pliable people can get when they get their head rammed into a wall repeatedly.

If you were serving time but at least had a release date set and could clearly tell Chris is not a mentally sound inmate and picking on him for commissary would be like picking on the retarded kid at lunch back in your school days, would it be worth hearing him squeal and cry like a bitch over it?

Yes. If only because the guy beating him will look like a bitch if he lets him get away with it.

especially since he probably wont stop and hitting him would only make squeal harder?

Thus making him even more a bitch and getting more hits.

Ive heard that retards in jail/prison while they obviously don't get special treatment are usually left alone. Mostly because as you said picking on a retard isn't worth the extended sentence....unles you're serving life that is.

As they say, it all depends on the individual prison, but if the testimony of the CO's I know of is any indication, that isn't the case in the region Chris is in.

I made it two pages before it started feeling like a fever dream. It's like someone just took all the crazy out of Chris' head, threw it in a blender, then dumped it onto paper.

What even.

Oh, I think we haven't even tapped a fraction of it yet. When you got not much to do but stew in your own thoughts, even stable people come up with whacked out shit. Now you factor how far past that Chris is....

 

[OrsonZedd]

"Jail of Fail"

only because you're in there, sweetheart. It's normally a very nice Jail

 

[RunRufusRun]

This just vindicates my theory that the ending to Christory will be like the ending to the movie Brazil

Which one there is what 2 or 3 endings to Brazil?

 

[Eurasian Lynx]

Prayer rug? Did Chris convert to Islam?

 

[Nyambit]

I know plenty of Millenials whose parents just left them high and dry. Like they are struggling just to make ends meet while their parents are travelling the world and buying yachts and crap. I know I worked my ass off my whole life and never got any handouts, and whatever I make I invest into my children's college fund because I understand first hand how hard things have gotten. I don't think anybody WANTS to be dependent on their boomer parents, but rather the economy is so shit that nobody can afford a down payment for a house until they finish college and work for 5 years, and by then they are almost 30. Intergenerational wealth is now more important than ever, but many boomers grew up in the peak of Western prosperity and still think you just have to walk up and give the manager a firm handshake to get a high paying job with opportunities for advancement, and think their kids are poor because they're failures.

It's also easy to look at people who are mentally ill and say "they're faking it" and "they should bootstrap themselves and get their lives together", but how can they do that when they don't even know they have a problem? The old woman who dresses 16 doesn't see herself as having arrested development, she sees herself as being "her real self" and anyone who wears [respectable age-appropriate clothing] is a faker. That sort of mentality. If you yell at them to look in the mirror and get their lives together, they don't see what you see. Though this was just an example of already screwey people who were completely destroyed by a lost loved one that they basically were completely dependent on for stability. The first example was child of a single-parent hippy free love hoe who didn't know who the father was. The second example was molested as a kid. So the loss wasn't just them being lazy it was the destruction of their entire support structure.

I completely understand and am in agreement with you for the most part. Not to mention going through two recessions in a lifetime, back in 2008 and now. And I'm more-so referring to parents who completely hand-hold and don't allow any wiggle worm for their child to grow or develop, or don't have them work for anything at all and provide be all and end all. Maybe I'm referring to helicopter parents, but a little more complex. Never came from money, but several of my friends who were middle class or just slightly above middle-class grew so entitled. They were just never without, which caused them to become very lazy and aimless. Many of them didn't have basic living skills, either, and that was apparent during college. One didn't even know how to do laundry. Which was sad to see because many of their parents immigrated (mine as well) and worked hard and long to provide for their kids and saved for their college.

When you add that context in, then I'm very sorry for the both of them. That structure is very important, and it sucks to see people, too, who have that and that stability take it for granted turn into such entitled, chaotic assholes. I guess that's what makes me less empathetic towards Chris, even though I know it's not entirely his fault.