> Be Phil
> Work out in the fields pushing alpaca shit from one spot to another all day
> Prepare "burritos" with olives for 18th night in a row to feed the peasants and sexless sex slaves
> Go to bed finally after watching children's cartoons with the slaves while Kevin begs for toys the whole time
> Wake up at 3am covered in man piss because Kevin did not wear a diaper, and he is proud of it
> Not enough water for anyone to shower
> Having to get on social media in the morning to tell everyone including your adult children that you love this and love living, so that donations can continue to come in since your work is in no way profitable and you rely on volunteer labor from lazy stinky troons