Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

The mobile ports were better adaptations than the "definitive edition" lmao

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The game is fun, you faggos. I told like 20 of my friends about it today at a party and they agree. You are being objectively opaque on the matter of whether fun outweighs petty graphical differences.

 

[Thiletonomics]

The future always lies in those indies, those have souls

Unless the Indies turn out to be all ValiDates.

 

[Ita Mori]

Playing with a literal turd can be fun if you force yourself to do it, but that doesn't offset the fact it's objectively shit.

 

[Quijibo69]

Can't wait for definitive edition Cyberpunk 2077. I wondered why Xbox Game Pass had San Andreas.

 

[Billy_Sama]

The game is fun, you faggos. I told like 20 of my friends about it today at a party and they agree. You are being objectively opaque on the matter of whether fun outweighs petty graphical differences.

Of course the base of the game is fun but that fact they made poor and rushed "Definitive" edition for $60 is outrageous. The 3D GTA games have their jankeyness but you expect a remaster to be something more of a dumpster fire of a release.

 

[Hitman One]

Kindly please to be doing the sneedful sirs.

 

[The Last Stand]

The game is fun, you faggos. I told like 20 of my friends about it today at a party and they agree. You are being objectively opaque on the matter of whether fun outweighs petty graphical differences.

The graphical bugs and oddities show that this is an unpolished product. And that's not even the worst of it.

Imagine buying a cake and they misspell your name on it and give you the wrong frosting. But you paid full price. In your eyes it'd be: "Well, it's a good cake regardless!"

A remaster should be better than the original.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

People are already submitting refund requests over it

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Remember last year when everyone was sucking Rockstar's cock over how well their games were made?

This is why you don't do that.

 

[The Last Stand]

I cannot wait for the official reviews on this trilogy remaster.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Me wondering what the nice people on /v/ have to say about this...

They found a pic of the Dev team and are arguing over who they'd rather fuck - thicc momma or emo girl. lmao I don't know why I was expecting anything else
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I know a girl who looks like thick momma. She's a freak (aged 22, already divorced, dated a 20 year old at 14, is driving on a suspended license, is fuck buddies with like four guys at work, likes eating ass, cut all her hair of and now wears a wig and lives with her parents in their six story mansion!)

 

[AssManWaitingInTheSkies]

The game is fun, you faggos. I told like 20 of my friends about it today at a party and they agree. You are being objectively opaque on the matter of whether fun outweighs petty graphical differences.

It's, like, 60 bucks for that fun, kiddo. Might as well just pirate it or older titles with same result.

 

[Quijibo69]

Info on Thicc Brazilian:
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A marketer....dear God.
She's hot now, but screams cat lady in a few years...


I give up.

This pretty much explains everything:

 

[Frail Snail]

For the sake of posterity, it seems that everything but two missions in Vice City was in a playable state when Rockstar pulled the trilogy remasters off their launcher. The missions that were broken are Gun Runner from Phil Cassidy, because the crates gun runners drop are indestructible, and Boomshine Saigon, the follow-up mission to the former simply due to it being inaccessible (though it could also be broken and we just don't know it). How do I know? Well, someone 100%-ed all three of them in a single sitting as soon as they dropped, allowing them to continue playing even as the games were taken off. Warning: 46 fucking hours (direct link)

They can't even render RAIN properly in this trilogy without issues!

That is literally hurting my eyes. And they had the nerve to boast about the rain effects on the trailer?

The funniest part is that, in all three games, the rain isn't a separate entity from the player and moves with the camera.

Me wondering what the nice people on /v/ have to say about this...

They found a pic of the Dev team and are arguing over who they'd rather fuck - thicc momma or emo girl. lmao I don't know why I was expecting anything else
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If I knew what we were releasing, I wouldn't be smiling either. So I vote for A7X-chan.

 

[OnlinePresents]

The graphical bugs and oddities show that this is an unpolished product. And that's not even the worst of it.

Imagine buying a cake and they misspell your name on it and give you the wrong frosting. But you paid full price. In your eyes it'd be: "Well, it's a good cake regardless!"

A remaster should be better than the original.

I recently played through the Destroy All Humans remake and was blown away by the amount of effort that was put into it. Though some things could be argued like the caricature type faces of the humans as opposed to the original "better" looking ones. Overall it's 100x better than whatever the fuck this shit is.

The funniest part is that, in all three games, the rain isn't a separate entity from the player and moves with the camera.

Coupled with no transparency completely white rain taking up like 60% of the screen

 

[The Last Stand]

I recently played through the Destroy All Humans remake and was blown away by the amount of effort that was put into it. Though some things could be argued like the caricature type faces of the humans as opposed to the original "better" looking ones. Overall it's 100x better than whatever the fuck this shit is.

Not to mention that the original is still available to purchase if you don't like the remaster. Reminds me, I should try it.

 

[OnlinePresents]

Not to mention that the original is still available to purchase if you don't like the remaster. Reminds me, I should try it.

I'd recommend the remake just because they added a hoverboard upgrade to move around quicker on foot. In the original most spam "dash" kinda like "rolling" in Zelda games.

 

[Ita Mori]

Remember last year when everyone was sucking Rockstar's cock over how well their games were made?

This is why you don't do that.

JoKe'S oN yOu FaGgOt, R* dIdN't EvEn MaKe ThIs. SuCkInG tHeM oFf iS sTiLl LiT

If I knew what we were releasing, I wouldn't be smiling either. So I vote for A7X-chan.

Nu-metal-chan seems to have a bit of a gunt, though.

 

[Psyduck]

You faggots really gonna bring /v/'s coomer shit over here

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

So has TKS-Mantis been bought out, because he's nonstop giving this shit heap undeserved promotion.