Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

museum privilege said:
Fat Fuck From Kentucky / "Castellus Zemi" owns up - Up'd on my Chan. This was 'lost media' - he nuked his videos. Until Soggy found it on some weird Eastern block re-up aggravator. If anyone wants to follow up on the Fat Fuck saga.

@Ellesse_warrior peep to see if this comment comes through. Cheers.
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How DARE YOU talk shit on ISAAC. Lol loved the chazz video. When the fat fuck shit was happening I was really unaware of any community following cobra. I had found one of his videos posted on some old POS website and just kind of kept up with him for a while on my own so I missed a lot of good stuff. Any other old/rare videos you find please post.
 
Games said:
Turns out, Josh and Clint made the wand together. Which means Clint made the wand.

Edit: I guess he’s going back to a reasonable pricing base too. $34 a pop.

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New wand apprentice, TWU.
 
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He looks weirder than usual to me what the fuck is it
 
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Mattman456 said:
Shout out to bitesize for throwing some really obscure lore in the Chris video. The guy shouting 9gag army was insufferable lol.
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That was Jack Klassen. Saying '9gag army' which was deflection/trolling.

They had a group chat on Skype called GRIP - Jack Klassen, Jesus Morris and cobra fans nemesis Demetri aka DigimonDude. The one who deleted Josh's youtube channel and all its content. They thought that Cobra had reached its peak and they all moved on. Demetri said he had the videos downloaded but its highly doubtful they will ever be recovered.
 
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Games said:
Turns out, Josh and Clint made the wand together. Which means Clint made the wand.
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The second wand will be made entirely by Cobes which will be very telling.

Is it even normal stick wood? It must've been carved from one of the bigger branches you see next to his workbench behind him because it doesn't took like it came from a twig.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Maybe people on Reddit lap this shit up but here it's nothing but attention whore bullshit.
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i dont use reddit and dont care for attention. i explained why i cant provide proof. look at cobra craft logo/bitesize logo/mountain wizards logo. they are all by the artist don picton he financed the doc. i dont post this for attention just so people know. the truth always wills out in the end and anyone who was in that chat such as museum can verify oprah having one arm etc. etc.
 
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Mr.Hyde said:
i dont use reddit and dont care for attention. i explained why i cant provide proof. look at cobra craft logo/bitesize logo/mountain wizards logo. they are all by the artist don picton he financed the doc. i dont post this for attention just so people know. the truth always wills out in the end and anyone who was in that chat such as museum can verify oprah having one arm etc. etc.
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Ah yes your truth, probably been best if you looked up specifics in a country before making allegations against someone … such as NZ doesn’t have a public facing offender registrar. The only person that could look up a registrar in NZ would be a pig here. If you had a source of a cop from over here - the photo of me would be from when I was young and and naughty at University- I got a DUI, that photo would be pre tattoos (of which you said how I was identified). Well done shitlock.


Can confirm - One arm Oprah has been known for almost a decade, he used to lurk on the GRIP Skype calls. He did a lil dance on cam with only his nub in shot. To some high bpm jungle music once, from what I remember.


Anyway.. back to cobradom.

Warlord is back, he’s safe and in the community. He’s sworn off Josh, said he saw Josh as a demon that night. Now, Alex is a demon slayer.

Alex confined in me that tactical soap doesn’t work, he was only boosting Joshs confidence when he sang his praise.

We are looking at designing some shirts together in the near future.
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Is there any back story to this that we know about? This is actually really sad...

Did he make a comment about them that pushed clint to keep Cobes away or something?
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Valhalla said:
It’s interesting that he does this. Is he scared Josh will creep on his sisters? Pretty messed up to segregate your family like that. I wonder if that was another reason he wanted Josh out of the house and on his own, so he couldn’t be a creep to his sisters? Maybe Josh would be creepy about them only being half related to him. Who knows. I hate insinuating things about Josh like that, buuuuutttttttt that’s weird. This whole family is bizarre, when I first found cobra I gave Clint benefit of the doubt a lot. Raising a sneaky snake isn’t easy, but the more I learn. Nah, clints a lolcow too just not on the spectrum like his boglim boy.
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Josh is not prevented from seeing his sisters. One lives in a different state. They just don’t want anything to do with him.

SnusBurns said:
What does "The Sockeater" mean, I've always wondered. I know most Cobra memes but not that one.
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A long time ago (like 4+ years) Oprah made some bet (I think Clint related?) and said that if he was wrong, he’d eat one of Josh’s socks. At least I am 90% sure this is what it was. I remember it was related to a bet.


Jord has been boring as of late, so I haven’t checked up in a while.
 
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