Whenever you start to get mad at Kevin - and more sympathetic, I could not be - just remember, he's Kevin. He's already in a constant state of agony and despair. No conceivable amount of physical harm or angry yelling at him will hurt him worse than what he already did to himself.
I'll admit, it's rare but I can get MATI at Kevin. I'm not perfect and he's so damn dumb and gross it can be hard to avoid sometimes.
But sympathetic? No. Not even a hint of sympathy. I've felt bad for cows before, Chris and Pamperchu for instance, sure they're both fucking horrible people but at the end of the day, they've clearly not been given the blessings most of us have, and in some cases it can make their lives play out more tragically even if you know deep down they shouldn't be given any decency for the shit they've done and said over the years. Kevin though? I don't think he has a single problem in his life currently that can't be attributed to his own greed, lust, arrogance, and laziness in every single action he performs. Nearly all of his medical complications come because he inverted his dick in the pursuit of lust, and because he's a fat piece of shit who never bathes. His relationship with his family is strained at best because he abandoned a seemingly decent life to become a filthy, Twitter-addicted coombrained sex pest and every sane person around him knows it. His finances are bad because he hoards an unreasonable amount of plastic shit even by collectorfag standards. He feels unfulfilled because he's too addicted to the instant dopamine kick/gratification of Twitter and opening new toys to have or maintain any kind of meaningful hobby. He has no one and is lonely because he hates women and sees them as nothing more than tools for his lust, and even when he gets offered sex, the ONE thing his life really revolves around, on a silver fucking platter, he pussies out because he's lazy and cowardly.
I could go on, but you get the point. Kevin's current position in life is, by ALL accounts, 100% his own fault to a degree that's almost unprecedented in other lolcows with this following (here's to 2000 pages!)
I could never in my life feel an ounce of sympathy for this miserable creepy fuck and if anyone reading this does, I urge you to think about every problem Kevin's ever talked about and question how exactly he ended up with it. You'll realize very quickly that he CHOSE to throw everything he had away to be like he is now, and so he deserves only the finest mockery and ridicule for it from the Farms.
