Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[mhzesent]

He's really getting some mileage out of that "you can't handle the scrutiny I have to deal with" bullshit. Oh no I chose to look at mean things about me on the Internet, I guess I have to drink myself into a stupor and abandon my children.

the only way he can "handle" it is with a handle of... you know.

 

[MagnaP]

Just finished the boulder stream. Fuck, Ralph is fucking pathetic. Is he bipolar? He oscillates from tough guy act to near tears crying victim like every 15 seconds. Pick a lane

This is what it seemed like to me. Ralphs responses and emotional swings every minute or so reminded me of every drunk confrontation I've ever had with someone who is bipolar. All of those people were actually able to get their shit together in the end and all but one of them don't even need medication anymore so I think the Bipolar disorder is the least of his mental issues, it's just the vessel he uses to bring his other, more deep-seated, issue to the front. He has serious problems with intimacy at a friendship and sexual level as well as an issue with perceived father/older brother figures. He views life through the lens of historical generals/leaders and thinks he is in a war as well. He thinks that any insights those historical entities had in their actual physical or political battles definitely applies to his gay internet battles and the worst crime you can commit is treason. The issue with that is obviously that that applies to life or death shit and the only life or death battle he is in is his battle with substance abuse and jesus fuck he is losing that one hard.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Fuck, I fell asleep way too early and now i'm waking up to cornfetti

Is that what it is? Why is it so tiny & short ranged?

 

[mhzesent]

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good to Come on Stream and Save My Fans"...
This will be the last tweet I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it???
I know you got my last two DMs, I wrote the hangout links on 'em perfect! *hick*
Shhhooo... this is my death threat I'm sending you, I hope you read it.
I'm in my Nissan right now, I'm doing 90 and on my way!
Hey Jim, I drank two bottles of Maker's!
I'm just so fucking sad!
You know the song by Da Gunt, "World's Best Dad"??
Clownin' me, my life and my dreams of seeing my son Xander...
That's what it should be like with you and me, this aint just banter!
You should have been there so they wouldn't call me "fatty"!
Now it's too late, and you'll never be my daddy!
And all I wanted was a lousy tweet or a call!
I hope you know I ripped all of your posters off the wall!
I love you Jim, we coulda been together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope your ass gets covid and you stream about it!
And when you stream I hope your headset breaks and you scream about it!
I hope your cancer eats at you and you dream about me!
See Jim... shut up May! I'm tryin' to holla!
Hey Jim, that's my woman countin' our last dollar.
We spent it all on gas, pills and a used .45! I hope you're ready to die...
I thought you were my father but it was all a fucking lie.
Well, gotta go, we're almost at your house now...
Oh shit, without Gator, how am I supposed to stream this shit out?

Sell that shit to mc jarbo right now, holy shit.

E:

This is what it seemed like to me. Ralphs responses and emotional swings every minute or so reminded me of every drunk confrontation I've ever had with someone who is bipolar. All of those people were actually able to get their shit together in the end and all but one of them don't even need medication anymore so I think the Bipolar disorder is the least of his mental issues, it's just the vessel he uses to bring his other, more deep-seated, issue to the front. He has serious problems with intimacy at a friendship and sexual level as well as an issue with perceived father/older brother figures. He views life through the lens of historical generals/leaders and thinks he is in a war as well. He thinks that any insights those historical entities had in their actual physical or political battles definitely applies to his gay internet battles and the worst crime you can commit is treason. The issue with that is obviously that that applies to life or death shit and the only life or death battle he is in is his battle with substance abuse and jesus fuck he is losing that one hard.

i'm personally torn between borderline and bipolar for him, the splitting is strong with this guy

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Our boys gone full retard, lads!

I was driving back from visiting my family and remembering last night's stream and I thought, "You know, maybe Ralph will calm down and take a break. Read some tucker and not mention this stuff." I love when I'm wrong.

 

[Neil]

Is that what it is? Why is it so tiny & short ranged?

It's cornfetti.

 

[Lincoln A-log]

I was driving back from visiting my family and remembering last night's stream and I thought, "You know, maybe Ralph will calm down and take a break. Read some tucker and not mention this stuff." I love when I'm wrong.

same here man

I actually believed it

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Is that what it is? Why is it so tiny & short ranged?

Because Gunt.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Is that what it is? Why is it so tiny & short ranged?

Sounds like Ralph’s dick.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Is it just me or was Ralph zooted out of his mind the entire stream?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Sounds like Ralph’s dick.

As I said.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good to Come on Stream and Save My Fans"...
This will be the last tweet I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it???
I know you got my last two DMs, I wrote the hangout links on 'em perfect! *hick*
Shhhooo... this is my death threat I'm sending you, I hope you read it.
I'm in my Nissan right now, I'm doing 90 and on my way!
Hey Jim, I drank two bottles of Maker's!
I'm just so fucking sad!
You know the song by Da Gunt, "World's Best Dad"??
Clownin' me, my life and my dreams of seeing my son Xander...
That's what it should be like with you and me, this aint just banter!
You should have been there so they wouldn't call me "fatty"!
Now it's too late, and you'll never be my daddy!
And all I wanted was a lousy tweet or a call!
I hope you know I ripped all of your posters off the wall!
I love you Jim, we coulda been together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope your ass gets covid and you stream about it!
And when you stream I hope your headset breaks and you scream about it!
I hope your cancer eats at you and you dream about me!
See Jim... shut up May! I'm tryin' to holla!
Hey Jim, that's my woman countin' our last dollar.
We spent it all on gas, pills and a used .45! I hope you're ready to die...
I thought you were my father but it was all a fucking lie.
Well, gotta go, we're almost at your house now...
Oh shit, without Gator, how am I supposed to stream this shit out?

 

[Captain Manning]

The only supporters he has left are Nick Fuentes a Mexican queer who Larps as a revolutionary, his fiancé Pedo Poop Pantsu, and Southern Dingo, a retarded Arab-Southerner

No, he's still (ostensibly) got Masterson, but for how long is anyone's guess.

I think a good indication where that is going is whether Dick tries to run damage control for Ralph (again). A couple of weeks ago he tried to get Rekieta to make up with Ralph, and that went about as well as you might expect. If he tries that with Metokur, then he's really needs to get his head examined. I mean, FFS, even Gator has had enough.

The first, and I really feel like this needs to be stressed, Jarbo really handled this incredibly well. I know we've spent years laughing at his complete failure on the Boulder Stream but something that was said during one of Matt's appearances on the Killstream was put on full display during the stream: If Matt had been able to have a sense of humor about the shit people said about him he would have been totally fine.

Yeah, Matt has actually come a long way since three years ago. I still think he's a has-been that got lucky with Zoe Quinn, but I think if he accepts that (and it seems like maybe he has), he can just move on with his life.

Also, I'll point out his joke near the very beginning of the stream. "I was playing Cyberpunk 2077, and that game is less broken than Ralph."

I actually LOLed at that one. You did okay, Matt.

He claims KF wants to assign ourselves, apparently, to Gator's dox. Apparently that's a huge deal. He claims the dox came from cow when it was actually first posted on here (Christopher Brian Holloman), but realistically it came from Ralph himself.

Is the name "Vince" anywhere in the dox? Because I'd like to put that B.S. to bed in a certain thread OP if possible.

Pretty sure she's Chinese, not Korean. Something else Ralph got wrong.

I distinctly remember Jim saying on one of his pre-Cancer streams that Jade is Chinese, yes.

 

[MagnaP]

Sell that shit to mc jarbo right now, holy shit.

E:

i'm personally torn between borderline and bipolar for him, the splitting is strong with this guy

The only reason I say bipolar is just how much his ramblings reminds me of those people in my life I've had these kind of arguments with. Each one of them was actually diagnosed and the conversations were eerily similar.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Is it just me or was Ralph zooted out of his mind the entire stream?

Wow that's really out of character

 

[mhzesent]

The only reason I say bipolar is just how much his ramblings reminds me of those people in my life I've had these kind of arguments with. Each one of them was actually diagnosed and the conversations were eerily similar.

Word, manic episodes are a hell of a ride.

E:

No, he's still (ostensibly) got Masterson, but for how long is anyone's guess.

I think a good indication where that is going is whether Dick tries to run damage control for Ralph (again). A couple of weeks ago he tried to get Rekieta to make up with Ralph, and that went about as well as you might expect. If he tries that with Metokur, then he's really needs to get his head examined. I mean, FFS, even Gator has had enough.

My opinion on Dax is that he just doesn't care about anything or anyone unless it nets him something like the apathetic Lolbertarian he is (inb4 moai), I don't treat Dax as a guntguard but I also don't think their fallout is as likely/gonna happen as soon as you guys make it to be, he clearly just keeps weirdos around for content, and his content and his takes are almost always ice cold and he's just... there, and not much else. it's just Ralph has almost no one anymore and he's hell bent on burning every bridge possible and then some, he might even attack Dax first without him saying anything

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Based cat strangler zugzug

 

[GriptheRaven]

Just finished the boulder stream. Fuck, Ralph is fucking pathetic. Is he bipolar? He oscillates from tough guy act to near tears crying victim like every 15 seconds. Pick a lane.

Could be but drinkers like Ralph always let loose at the end of the night. Real Ralph hours are real emotional.

 

[AltisticRight]

Matt was actually a good host, he barely intervened and just let the rage pig hogingly holler in a pill and booze induced frenzy.

That Cyberpunk 2077 and Unaboulder joke as autistic as it was, made me laugh a little. Redemption arcs are gay anime rubbish, I'm just gonna state that Matt did a good job. It all went in a downward spiral after that bloated paedophile joined, followed by another paedophile.

 

[Mike Roth]

I can't reupload it, so here's the link

Oh ok. Great. ''Thank you.''