Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't think Jim really needed to bring any of that stuff up. It doesn't fit into the topic at hand, which is that Ralph is acting super butthurt over mild jabs about his mugging. Randomly bringing up a ton of other bad stuff that isn't related to the topic is something that Ralph does. Like how every time he talks with Null he randomly accuses him of being a pedophile ten million times throughout the course of the conversation.

Exactly. All Jim had to be was better than Ethan and keep his cool which he did a great job of. Him calling out the stallion as a tranny lolicon would've put him right at the same level as Ethan and completely vindicated the gunt.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Wanted to know how many saw the Metokur vs Ralph beatdonw.
Just an approximation, and mistakes can and probably did happen, plus private and deleted streams due to people worried about haters flagging for Ralph's language, youtube hiding things, and copyrighted music.

So the number is likely larger.

I tried to only include streams that featured major parts of MvsR.
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=metokur+ralph&sp=CAI%3D

200k+ views. This is only Youtube, no idea how many on Facebook, Twitch, and other platforms. Also I wonder how far mentions, segments, and clips reached.

For comparisons sake, that's almost 3 Arrowhead stadiums full of people all seeing Ralph cry like a bitch

 

[FMW13]

Just catching the stream and five minutes in it's just Guntman screaming about Metokur's cancer and how he should die because he's a nigger. I felt sorry for him after seeing his mugging aftermath, but that's all gone now. What a truly demented faggot Ethan is.

You should never feelbad for Ethan. And not to A-Log right now but Ethan if you read this I hope your bastard child disowns you in death. You should have been aborted by Ronnie and Sandra you gunt piece of shit.

 

[wilji1090]

For comparisons sake, that's almost 3 Arrowhead stadiums full of people all seeing Ralph cry like a bitch

Are you surprised? I'm just sad Jarbo didn't make Ralph say "I'm sorry for being a soy filled bitch"

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

You should never feel bad for anything that happens to Ralph because if it happens to anyone that isn't him, he would be the first to point, laugh, and endlessly torment them for it. He deserves everything that comes his way.

Ralph's ethos is simply this: It's only funny if it isn't happening to me.
That was the gist of his entire argumant with Metokur.

They came to MY house
They can't make fun of ME
Why couldn't you have stood up for ME

It's the kind of petty behaviour we expect from the Rage Pig and to be honest, it's nice to see someone pointing out all of his lies and shitty behaviour, especially when that someone is Ralph's daddy figure.

 

[Suiza]

Exactly. All Jim had to be was better than Ethan and keep his cool which he did a great job of. Him calling out the stallion as a tranny lolicon would've put him right at the same level as Ethan and completely vindicated the gunt.

There's a point when Jim is talking about Ralph puting up signs with Gator face on and he was telling him how it'd feel if there were signs with Meigh's face on and I think he almost insults her but he stops himself from doing it

 

[AltisticRight]

How the fuck is "You have an illness" or "cancer patient" an insult, Ralph? Most of the time you can't control this shit. If Jim, a smoker, got lung cancer I suppose you could laugh for that, but last I remember Jim said he's not gotten a concrete diagnosis.

"You have an illness." And? You, Ralph, have a broken face and are morbidly obese.

It's especially funny since Ronnie and Sandra died so early without cancer, JustWiggerGenes.

Thanks for the write up but can you provide evidence for this last bit:

Not just that, here's evidence for his height, which is not 5'8'', 5'10'' or 5'11'' as he loves to claim.
Unbounded autism warning:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ralphs-height.87648/page-5#post-8694579

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I wouldn't be surprised if the total views for all the current ralph related content ends up in the millions. This exposure will eventually transfer to a metric fuckload of new alogs fucking with Ralph. It's hard to believe since we're in the thick of the drama, but he's always been kind of niche.

Jim opened the floodgates and now all the other drama people are diving in. Most of them can get 10k+ views per show while others can go into the hundreds of thousands. This current stuff is going to be milked for months, and then the old stuff will be examined for more laughs - and along the way the retard will cause new drama to continually reignite interest. The drama feeding frenzy is going to make things worse fast.

Thats why Wings is such a great comparison. He was fairly big in his sector too, but was fairly niche in terms of internet notoriety, until his rage quitting a 1v1 after breaking his controller. Which meant he was in the spotlight enough for the ALogs to come after him.

Ralph should be counting his lucky stars the internet is a lot nicer than it was a decade ago, for instance of all of Ade's exs he's the one that ended up doing the best after pissing her off, i bet its the same out of all the people who've went as hard on Jim's girl too. He's pissed off well respected veterans of 3 different trolling forums, if they still acted like manchildren the way Ethan does, he'd be swatted, his nudes posted on every tree and street light in his neighborhood, his SSN used by dozens of illegals and his bank account transactions leaked.

Say what you will about DSP but the fact that he can handle the amount of A-Logs he has says a lot about his emotional stability overall. You really think Ethan wouldn't have gone apeshit if someone decided to start talking shit during a bankruptcy hearing?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

it was a level of courtesy i honestly don't think ralph deserved at that point, everyone with half a brain knew jim was morally in the right and ralph's arguments against him were half baked, incoherent, and concocted out of desperation because he was feeling angsty about his internet daddy betraying him. as much as i understand jim's position to not take the bait and focus on the situation at hand, it makes me wonder what ralph would have needed to have done in order for the gloves to come off.

Ralph' allegations were half-baked an incoherent at best. Delusion and slander at worst. His arguments all went like this:

Ralph: "You (fill in allegation here) people!"

Jim: "I did? Where? Show me."

Ralph: "Uhhhhhhh".

Though sometimes he'd throw out a weak "Youuuuu know what yooooou said!".

Ralph, not backing down at all, has said that being hammered is what hurt him because he couldn't make his points. What points? Jim gave him repeated opportunities to show proof of his BS. Opportunities that Ralph usually answered with "Uhhhhh" and once or twice "Yew know wut yew said!". How would this debate had gone differently had Ralph been stone cold sober? Probably wouldn't have slurred as much.

 

[kidatari]

when Mundane Matt was caught red handed for flagging Youtube channels during a livestream of the Killstream
Ralph gave Matt some heartful advice (listen to the clip bellow) about being in jail and causing problems with his family.
I just don't understand why a year later, Ralph went crazy and hasn't stopped since.

Maybe the "Sacrifice Harvest" joke is what finally broke Ralph, and Null should apologize

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I think in some ways Jim stonewalling Ralph did more damage to him than going on the offense because it disarms Ralph of his greatest tool, playing victim. By being reasonable and civil despite the vile shit Ralph said to Jim, he just keeps on making the gunt expose himself further as a total asshole without being able to use the victim card while He went way overboard attacking Jade. The more he attacked JIm, the more he stonewalled and didn't take the bait, the more broken and desperate Gunty got. It's no wonder he was on the verge of tears because he was likely feeling as helpless as he was when he got a proper taste of Portuguese culture.

I am not surprised that he probably had a massive hissy fit after he fled from Matt.

Jim was FANTASTIC here!

And I'm becoming convinced that there was no "mugging". Ralph got blackout drunk and had a really nasty fall. Then someone saw a guy passed out, probably decided "I'll steal this purse he already stole from some lady and sell it". Or it was sold to pay a bar tab.

 

[Amaranth]

Jim was FANTASTIC here!

And I'm becoming convinced that there was no "mugging". Ralph got blackout drunk and had a really nasty fall. Then someone saw a guy passed out, probably decided "I'll steal this purse he already stole from some lady and sell it". Or it was sold to pay a bar tab.

if he fell his hands would have had some bruising or cuts, the fact they don't helps prove his story of him getting attacked, he just lied about fighting back

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Caught up with this shit today.

Had corn on the cob for dinner by happenstance.

I could barely contain my laughter.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

if he fell his hands would have had some bruising or cuts, the fact they don't helps prove his story of him getting attacked, he just lied about fighting back

He could've fallen and been too out of it to have gotten his hands up.

 

[MadStan]

I can just see the local police with Ethan when he calls them:

"911, someone is trying to harass me!"
"What are they doing sir?"
"Placing threatening objects in my lawn - it's a threat to my family!"
"What exactly are they leaving sir?
"Well..corn cobs, actually."
"Is this Ethan Ralph?"

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Nope, that's not it. I actually looked into the thing when Josh made the joke because I'm just that autistic.

Corn on a cob: you are eating a vegetable. A vegetable is any edible part of a plant, so when Ralph's horse goes on a tulip extermination episode, she's munching on vegetables too.

Corn starch: you are using the corn kernel as a whole grain. Each kernel is a grain, a dry seed.

Popcorn: this is actually a fruit. Yes, a fruit. Corn kernels contain seed, popped into popcorn makes it a fruit because a fruit is a part of a plant which contains seed.

tL;dr: corn can be a grain, vegetable, or fruit depending on how it's served. As starch, a grain. Munched from a cob, a vegetable. Popcorn is technically a fruit.

And Ralph is fat.

Give me my ratings privileges back I need to rate this autisitc

 

[Fivehead]

You know what would actually be really funny? If Jesse PS snuck into Ralph's yard in the spring and actually found a spot where he could plant some corn, and then see how long it takes Ralph to notice it. That would be funny. If someone here is in contact with Jesse, it might not be the worst idea in the world to float this idea and see what he thinks.

This would be hilarious if someone did this on Ralph's Minecraft server, yes.

It's his biggest flex, the ability to simply walk away from all this bullshit and enjoy real life. Ralph has 100% less cancer than Jim and still doesn't do anything with his time but sit behind a computer to monitor who is aylawgin him.

Jim has amazing restraint. He doesn't let his popularity go to his head, doesn't monetize it as much as he easily could and takes frequent breaks. It's likely why people respect him so much. He has the ability to walk away and not let this shit get to him, even when someone is getting awfully personal with their attacks.

Jim softballed Ralph, it's true, but everyone saw how Ralph ran from Matt Jarbo. If Jim had played hardball, Ralph would've just ran

The predominant take after watching the "debate" is that Metokur went easy on Ralph or at least could have hammered him a lot harder. This is somewhat true, however, I think that @FFinfo here is correct. Jim handled Ralph in the moment like a smooth operator - matching his rapidly declining energy and emotional state in order to keep him on as long as possible/necessary and not scare him off. He also dealt with Ralph's attacks/"arguments" slightly less than in kind in order to come out of it as the better man. It was honestly a masterclass, in my opinion.

It'd be better to just leave them in a box/package than throwing shit all over the place. At the end of the day, it's going the be Meigh cleaning that shit up, which is going to be hard given her pregnancy and lack of opposable thumbs. You also don't look like a massive sperg throwing garbage all over someone else's property.
Most importantly, wasting food is cringe.

Random corn showing up on Ralph's stoop for eternity is hilarious but I agree owning up and making a video about it is cringe.

Ralph's too old to just be manifesting schizophrenia, that happens in your early-mid 20's usually. It can happen later, though, which is often how you'll find kids at school where there's like 4 kids by a schizo dad: The dad usually doesn't start losing his grip until he's in his late 20's and got married/had kids in his early 20's.

It's alcoholism, plain and simple. No need to armchair it.

Ralph should probably get up cameras around his house and if people dump corn on his house just upload the footage online to laugh at him

Ralph should just 24/7 livestream his life like Big Brother. He would probably get more views leaning into his lolcowdom than trying to run a rapidly dwindling talk show.

they're both stealing from redbar, for fucks sake Jesse is roughly dick's age and has been striving for e-fame for over a decade. Mersh is 40 as well.

As much as I hate Jesse PS and his Chinese bootleg Redbar show, I thought he was pretty funny on Boulder Talk.

Speaking of him, he just transformed his Ralph/Metokur aftermath podcast from earlier today into non-TOS breaking form, and it has now been reuploaded.

The ambulance-chasing coming from this event is pretty fascinating. I'm surprised Keem hasn't done a video yet.

Jim went easy on Ralph and it's obvious he had some sympathy for him. Why else would he have disappeared from twitter, immediately stopping being involved with gunt after tweeting about him for days.

I think he just took the weekend off.

I am also of the opinion that nearly all of his negative personality traits are linked to booze.

Yes and also this explains the behaviour of most lolcows and terrible internet personalities. Think about how easy it is to be a retard online and then pair that with being belligerently drunk.

So what's next for Ethan Ralph?

He will continue to do his terrible show until he dies of a heart attack.

I think we might see a big Vito saga coming up.

It's possible. He's banned from Twitter so he'll need some sort of platform to be a retard on.

Cancer Man needs to recover from the Herculean task of rolling the Gunt out of the window

*under the bus.

Quick rundown on the debate for people who don't want to sit through the entire thing since it's several hours long.

Spoiler: Possible NSFW pig slaughter

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This is quite possibly the most simultaneously funny and horrifying thing I've ever seen.

Also, I just thought that I would mention that Dick Masterson didn't mention Ralph's meltdown AT ALL on his Sunday show (which released today). I think it's safe to say he's a Certified Gunt Guard™.

 

[LadiosSopp]

if he fell his hands would have had some bruising or cuts, the fact they don't helps prove his story of him getting attacked, he just lied about fighting back

I'm pretty sure he drunkenly let it slip out during the Metokur stream he was talking shit and got hit. Whether that's just a drunken ramble or the sauce making him speak the truth is up in the air, but given Gunt's propensity to get in fights to "keep it real" I'd wager that's exactly what happened, especially with people saying how chill Portugal tends to be.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I like that the real winner is Jarbo. Just turns on his stream, sits back and counts the superberries.

Which was Jim's advice to everyone he ended up ruining. They could just mever do it.

 

[Angel Dust]

Ralph doing 24/7 live steams would a welcome addition to the IP2 crew. He'd fit in quite well.