Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[King Kiwi]

What the fuck is this, Chalk Zone?

Snapchu: Hiya , Fucko! What can I do ya for?

Chris: GET ME OWDA HAER!!!

Snapchu: Oooo, sorry Fuck-o. I'm not taking you back to ChalkZone so you can plow my mother.

 

[Moppo.]

Sorry for the selfish post but as somebody who doesn't want to sift through 30 pages, can someone give me a run down on what happened with Chris?

 

[kendraObscura]

Sorry for the selfish post but as somebody who doesn't want to sift through 30 pages, can someone give me a run down on what happened with Chris?

Chris was transferred to another facility

 

[King Kiwi]

Sorry for the selfish post but as somebody who doesn't want to sift through 30 pages, can someone give me a run down on what happened with Chris?

He's in an unknown loony bin for unspecified reason and everyone's going batshit insane trying to figure out what happened to him.

 

[JULAY]

He didn't start with the over-the-top Jesus stuff until Heilberg floated the idea of insanity being a mitigating factor in the crime. It seems like the type of ham fisted strategy Chris would employ, since claiming to be Jesus is one of the most stereotypically crazy things someone can do.

He didn't start the over-the-top Jesus stuff until the only source of media that he had access to was a Bible. Heilberg had nothing to do with it.
Chris has always been a media sponge, absorbing and then autistically regurgitating whatever media he's been most recently exposed to, and in this case, since all he had access to was a Bible, he decided that he must be Jesus, since Jesus was unjustly persecuted and he feels that he's being unjustly persecuted as well.

After all, by raping, er, "soul-bonding" with Barb, he was just "healing her" like Jesus did the lepers and such, etc.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he decided that he must be Jesus

Chris may think he looks like Christ if he hasn't been able to shave for months now.

 

[GypsyBard]

I'm not so optimistic. It's way too late now.

If Blorb had sent him to the special needs school that was recommended for Chris way back then, he would probably have turned out fine. We know that he doesn't actually have severe mental impairment.

I'd even go so far as to say if he had professional help after the Idea Guys brainwashing, he might have managed to become somewhat normal.

There's no way he can go normie now that he fucked his mom. The alternative to the delusions would be to accept he did that horrendous act, his brain would simply not allow him to even ponder the possibility that the delusions were wrong and he is a motherfucker.

I knew a guy in high school way worse than Chris and took the special needs classes.
He's working at a gas station living on government housing and assistance and is doing okay for himself considering.
Just think if Chris took those classes he could have become a functional member of society.

 

[AnOminous]

He's in an unknown loony bin for unspecified reason and everyone's going batshit insane trying to figure out what happened to him.

The most mundane explanation is this is just some de-tardification treatment to get him in shape enough not to shit himself in court. Possibly they already already hammered out a plea and it's as simple as he just cools his heels in the bin for his year, pleads to simple incest, and gets time served and maybe a tard home.

I knew a guy in high school way worse than Chris and took the special needs classes.

Worse as in IQ or tism? Tards are actually often pretty good workers within their limitations. And there's the occasional one where they have some skill they're really good at despite globally having a probably low IQ, like the dude who is kind of a dumb goof but can tear down and rebuild an engine without even cracking a manual.

 

[Professor Iris]

Sorry for the selfish post but as somebody who doesn't want to sift through 30 pages, can someone give me a run down on what happened with Chris?

Chris was trying to embark on a quest to collect the Sonichu balls, but wound up shoving them into his mother instead.

 

[lolnah]

Here’s the bit about the portal. It’s from the November 16 2021 letter:


What does he mean by “enlighten the stage”? Where was he when this happened? What exactly did he do? Who fuck knows.

Remember: Chris lies.

I believe it should be "enlighten the staff " not stage. His handwriting sucks.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe it should be "enlighten the staff " not stage. His handwriting sucks.

Correctional staff are generally not terribly imaginative folk. All they heard was he was telling them he was going to escape.

 

[Shanndog]

I genuinely want to see what happens if/when Chris comes out of the psychosis he's been in for the last ten years.

i would too, but really hes been ill most of his life. come on, he thought the animatronic christmas bear at the mall was literally god talking directly to him through the bear and convinced him to change his name at 7, yeah, 2nd grade ! that is mental illness, that is just one of many examples and that goes waaaaay past simple childhood playing pretend and imagination my friends.

 

[AnOminous]

i would too, but really hes been ill most of his life. come on, he thought the animatronic christmas bear at the mall was literally god talking directly to him through the bear and convinced him to change his name at 7, yeah, 2nd grade ! that is mental illness, that is just one of many examples and that goes waaaaay past simple childhood playing pretend and imagination my friends.

Actually that's the kind of thing that's pretty normal when you're 7. If you're 17 or 27 or 37 and doing that you're a goddamn retard.

And as much as I hate to knock Bob, the most likeable of the Chandler clan, even when a 7 year old does that, you don't just go along with it. You tell them it's nonsense. I feel sorry for Bob because I always got the impression he thought of Chris as some way of atoning for or making it up for the kids he fucked up raising because he was apparently a mean drunk at some point.

And then, near the end of his life, he had to have realized, my God, I have spawned a fuckin retard who will never amount to anything, this is the end of my legacy. I think he really just gave up at that point.

 

[Shanndog]

Chris may think he looks like Christ if he hasn't been able to shave for months now.

the one good thing about jail, psych wards, and prisons, is that most of them make you be clean, if the staff doesn't, the other inmates will, because living in close proximity with someone who is dirty, and stinks, is not only highly annoying and just plain gross ; , but it spreads germs / disease, and most facilities make you keep clean and somewhat groomed for cleanness purposes. - and again if not the inmates will complain, if still nothing is done, it has been know that they will take care of it if the person in question does not get the hint.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

His handwriting sucks.

It really does look like Comic Sans.

Also one may be able to tell he's a fat autistic man with the mind of a little kid just by looking at it.

most of them make you be clean

Chris could be the cleanest he's been since Manchester.

 

[Shanndog]

Actually that's the kind of thing that's pretty normal when you're 7. If you're 17 or 27 or 37 and doing that you're a goddamn retard.

And as much as I hate to knock Bob, the most likeable of the Chandler clan, even when a 7 year old does that, you don't just go along with it. You tell them it's nonsense. I feel sorry for Bob because I always got the impression he thought of Chris as some way of atoning for or making it up for the kids he fucked up raising because he was apparently a mean drunk at some point.

And then, near the end of his life, he had to have realized, my God, I have spawned a fuckin retard who will never amount to anything, this is the end of my legacy. I think he really just gave up at that point.

yes and no, i mean there is still a line, between a childhood imagination and playing make -believe, and full on delusional / sincerely believing fantasy is real life. but chris has done other things throughout his insanely sad child and teen years, that definitely fall in the realm of crazy retard. lol as far as bob goes, yeah, he was somewhat likable to a degree, but i , no i rally dont feel too bad for him either, , i have been torn over time, trying to see both sides of the coin, but really when you look at things: you'll see that bob and barb , for the most part they gave up and resigned to the fact they had a complete retard of a son who was never going to amount to anything, and they really did not try. like ive said to others, bob, even as intelligent as he was, he never bothered to encourage chris and actively expose him to the real world, he never really did anything to help / motivate chris to try new things to find healthy , and age-appropriate activities and outlets, in fact both, him and barb fed into his delusions and fantasies by literally making his whole life one big lie : ie - paying and bribing people to befriend chris, to include him, reward him, pass him along in his grades etc. giving him credit where it wasn't due, chris went through his childhood, adolescence and teen years thinking he was s mart, skilled, talented, popular, well liked in general, when in reality he was none of those things !

heh, hell look at bob in videos and hear him on the phone he seems like a dead inside empty shell of what once was a man, he just gave up early on and left chris to be a screw up, while the other 3 kids, grew up, go the hell out, and made something of themselves.
all bob and barb did was feed chris's delusions and enable him to be helpless and not grow.

 

[Ophelia]

i would too, but really hes been ill most of his life. come on, he thought the animatronic christmas bear at the mall was literally god talking directly to him through the bear and convinced him to change his name at 7, yeah, 2nd grade ! that is mental illness, that is just one of many examples and that goes waaaaay past simple childhood playing pretend and imagination my friends.

If Barb and Bob hadn’t reinforced that fantasy; had they explained what actually happened to him, the idea would probably have died off and been forgotten. Even if he didn’t understand it, it wouldn’t be encouraged by his parents and that would be enough. As @An0minous said, that kind of thing is normal for a little kid. What isn’t normal is grown adults saying, “Sure thing, child. We’ll change your name immediately. The bear hath decreed it to be so.”

if the staff doesn't, the other inmates will, because living in close proximity with someone who is dirty, and stinks, is not only highly annoying and just plain gross ; , but it spreads germs / disease, and most facilities make you keep clean and somewhat groomed for cleanness purposes. - and again if not the inmates will complain, if still nothing is done, it has been know that they will take care of it if the person in question does not get the hint.

Except Chris isn’t around other inmates. But the staff should be sufficient.

 

[GypsyBard]

If that is the case, it's pretty disappointing for Chris's story to end this way, disappearing into a psych ward never to be heard from again.

And I was just getting used to our only source of milk being Jesus jail letters

Let's be honest we all know it was going to end this way. This is a fitting end. Now we just have to wait till he dies of a heart attack in like 10 years then the cwcki will be completed

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the cwcki will be completed

It could stay up as a cautionary tale then.

A tale of bad parenting, social isolation, gullibility, narcissism, laziness, hypocrisy, sexual deviancy, and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

It could stay up as a cautionary tale then.

Sometimes the CWCki goes down. If I want to look something up there I can usually find it on archive.org. As long as that project stays active we'll be able to delve into Christory.