Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
I remember seeing a homeless guy begging on the street when young and I asked my parents, “What happened to that guy? Where is his family?”

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It really doesn't help that Homedad evidently tried letting him down as easily as possible, promised to take him out today, and that was still his reaction. He's an incredibly difficult individual to feel sympathy for for very long.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I remember seeing a homeless guy begging on the street when young and I asked my parents, “What happened to that guy? Where is his family?”

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Yep. Cobes has even said himself, he'd rather be homeless than get stuck in a group home and not be able to smoke, drink etc.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Likely an impression, as Cobes (probably because autism) has been fooled in the past where any generic "authoritarian" voice is easily interpreted as his dad. There's some video I can't find atm but someone calls him doing a "Dad voice" that didn't sound anything like Clint asking about screaming and a goat he smuggled into the apartment, and Josh was easily convinced despite the subject matter and the guy sounding nothing like Homedad.
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Someone said the person who did it spoofed Clint's and Cobes numbers on 3 way call (them recording as the 3rd person) so they thought they were calling each other. No idea if that's true but it would explain the confusion at the beginning.
 
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StoicMoose said:
Yep. Cobes has even said himself, he'd rather be homeless than get stuck in a group home and not be able to smoke, drink etc.
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yeah, he also said he doesn't want to live the mentally challenged in the group home. it's bad when he even dislikes the I.D. lol, at least they are more loving than an alcoholic balding chimo.
 
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mars said:
Someone said the person who did it spoofed Clint's and Cobes numbers on 3 way call (them recording as the 3rd person) so they thought they were calling each other. No idea if that's true but it would explain the confusion at the beginning.
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Not sure how you can unknowingly manage to end up on a three way call. You would have to specifically set your phone to go three way while you're already on the line with somebody else. So did the troll spoof his number AND Clint magically called at the exact moment?
 
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Potion_Time said:
Not sure how you can unknowingly manage to end up on a three way call. You would have to specifically set your phone to go three way while you're already on the line with somebody else. So did the troll spoof his number AND Clint magically called at the exact moment?
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There are apps (and other ways used in the old days) that you can use to call 2 people at once, basically forcing a 3 way call on unsuspecting people. Longmont Potion Castle used to do it to Alex Trebek all the time. To Clint, it looked like Josh was calling and vice versa.
 
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Lumbertron5800 said:
There are apps (and other ways used in the old days) that you can use to call 2 people at once, basically forcing a 3 way call on unsuspecting people. Longmont Potion Castle used to do it to Alex Trebek all the time. To Clint, it looked like Josh was calling and vice versa.
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I guess that makes the most sense considering how uncannily identical the voice of Clint is to Clint's actual voice. I've never been a ween so I'm woefully inexperienced in trolling techniques. I prefer passive observation. For me, Jorsh is a zoo animal to be studied in his natural habitat.


Not sure why but the black and white filter really highlights the mountainous nature of the plaque deposits on his teeth. Excuse me while I go brush my teeth.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Idk where they got cobes OR clnrs number? Clint isn't really doxxed, and pretty sure Cobes changed his. Wonder if this is more discord tomfuckeey from Courtney.
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I think Clints cell had been floating out there for a while, but was kept on the the hush hush for obvious reasons. He'd been bamboozled by pranksters longer after he was screaming "I HAVE CALLER ID, STOOPID TROLLES!" so whoever has it slipped past that (incredibly minor) safety precaution.
 
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Dick Pooman said:

Our Gothic Lord successfully had his birthday dinner raincheck with his family. 5 piece chicken strips with garlic cheese curds from Craves. TWU. Also, his mic is still fucked up.

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>He does food hacks in public
Jesus Christ, that sauce mix sounded godawful.
>My jeans fell apart on me
Yeah, that tends to happen when you pour bleach all over them and never wash them.

I guess he must've reconciled to some extent with Clint. I'm sure we'll still be hearing about how he's a hater and a trole for some time, though. Absolutely mind-bogliming behavior from this BOY. But man, is he looking extra rough today. I think that birthday took 10 more years off his life.
 
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Caught this pose from his stream earlier today, thought it gave off the same vibe as the death of Marat painting.
 
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Whiskeybone said:
>He does food hacks in public
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Cobes said that he had originally planned on doing a restaurant review yesterday when he was shitfaced ranting. I think the best case scenario here is that we'll get a video tomorrow of him stuffing his face with tendies while we catch glimpses of his family and their thousand yard stares.
 
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