Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yeah and also I feel like there probably aren’t very many people with bipolar and schizophrenia at Mallon Place. MOST of the residents are probably there for the normal reasons that people are in nursing homes — because they’re old and can no longer than care of themselves. But yeah either way, the only bipolar schizos Lucas is hanging out with are the voices in his head.
Actually Mallon Place is for the care of people with mental health conditions . They don't have to be like old old to be there just have a mental problem. Note the requirements for the Med Tech and " Enhanced Services Facility for people with mental health conditions". That is why Frontier Behavior Health placed Lucas there. So he would be medicated and looked after.
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Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most, except him not having money for Atilanos. That part, I am sure was true.
He wasn't paying rent so where else was his SSI money going to but on restaurant food, weed, and booze.
 
OT but thank god, Klick. Maynard is the most overrated rock musician, like, ever. Not only did the music never do anything for me, but I never got over him looking like one of the caricatures on the RevCo "beers, steers, and queers" single cover.

I just don't see Lucas getting into NIN with Downward Spiral. I see him glomming onto the Goth Daddy 2Buff train in a failed attempt to impress a goth girl post-"with teeth", even.

OT Trent Spergery over. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Fatty Boombalatty broadcast. Is it Breakfast time yet for chunkstyle? Whatta we think he's eating? A wheelbarrow full of Fruit Loops, a sad pale breakfast burrito drowning in sour cream and hot sauce, 2 glasses of milk and a cup of coffee for superior telomerically-enhanced farts, a burned pop tart (berry flavor) with a few extra antipsychotics concealed inside it?
For a second I misread that as 'a wheelbarrow full of fruit loops drowning in sour cream and hot sauce' and sadly wasn't surprised that a) he would eat it and b) mallon place would let him

Lucas Werner said:
you love capitalism and yet your clothes were made by child labor and your food was picked by workers making less than a minimum wage
......and this differs from communism how exactly?

Trainwreck said:
Our minimum wage now is $14.49 per hour and you couldn't pay me ten times that for any job that would require me to help do Lucas' laundry.
We all know what happens when they put lucas's underwear in the washing machine:
 
He goes on these rants about hypocritical things Christians do but he never gives an example of it when he's chimping. Like tell me what Christians specifically made you feel that way. Don't just say, but prove that what you're saying is true. If you can't do that, it's just making a baseless generalization on a group of people. What's the word for that he likes throwing around all the time? Oh yeah, BIGOT!!!
 
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It's interesting how the cute girl instantly becomes literal vermin in his eyes when she says no to Lucas.

Like, the idea that someone could just not be into Lucas, for any one of a million reasons obviously, but still retain their humanity, their worth to him; it's just inconceivable. He literally cannot conceive of it.

Either you like Lucas, and thus receive his blessing, you are a good person, you are PLENTY GOOD, or you turn Lucas down and you become: **AHEM** a bigot, a republican, a hypocrite, a "greed-monger" (being that a monger is someone who sells things, like a fishmonger, a "greed-monger" would be one who sells greed, Lucas, you pinhead), a wigger, a rat, etc. etc. etc.

Only black or white, with us or against us, he's an absolute fascist.
 
The Bumcel with a DV conviction and restraining orders under his belt. He doesn't have more DV's because no girl has wanted him since Suzanne rightly dumped him.

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Todays beg:
He reposted a picture of a meal he had 2 days ago.
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ETA:
Note to Lucas:
Living in the same nursing home because you are schizo yourself does not mean the other residents hang out with you. You are persona non grata at Mallon Place.

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The way he talks about the food pics reveals some very bizarre ways of thinking. He obviously reads this thread and sees us saying his gross nursing home meals are gross, just as we did with his gross homeless shelter toaster oven meals. But he seems to think we are mad about it and that he therefore has leverage to say "if you don't like looking at my gross food send me better food." First of all this is another variant of his old "give me what I want and I'll stop being obnoxious" theory of leverage, which most people grow out of by fifth grade. Also it reveals how little he understands how others think or perceive him; he doesn't understand how we feel about the food pics, he thinks we just want to see pics of better food, and overall it's very unclear how he thinks other people should feel looking at pics of his every meal. "I have to eat!" is also deeply insane in the way it ignores the obvious choice of: you can eat and not post pics.

It aaaalmost made sense to do this when the meals were $60 Clinkerdagger steaks. It was still pretty crazy especially since it seemed to tie into his love quest, but it was basically just bragging. The fact that he keeps doing it with disgusting, institutional nursing home meals shows that it was always also about something else. It's some sort of corollary to the food addiction, documenting and sharing apparently heightens his enjoyment of the food I guess. Again, though, it's tremendously unclear what anyone else is supposed to get out of this. Given his complete lack of theory of mind I'm certain Lucas has never considered this and if pressed wouldn't have an answer, not even an insane one.

His post against normies is great random text material, it's so over-dramatic and strange. It's pretty clearly part of what I'd call his "Appeal to Hipsterdom" dating strategy where he tries to portray dating a mentally healthy dude your own age as horribly lame conformity with mainstream normie evil while dating a mentally ill welfare sped twice your age is the cool countercultural communist thing to do. But bad news Lucas, if 18-22 y.o. girls want a mentally ill dude at all they want a hot moody photographer or musician who cuts himself a little bit but just in like an aesthetic way while he broods. Not a shambling hobo from their dad's generation who used to scream at traffic before they found him this nice nursing home and got him on meds.
 
Yes, by all means, please give todays youth advice about styling hair. How is that rat tail doing these days? Still 5 solid strands, it has the beetus taken those as well? And that bald spot you try to hide with that back combover? I hear the zoomer baes love that shit.
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That’s how to win over zoomers. Seinfeld references. You are the peak boomer.
 
Well I know I’m certainly jealous of his four star chef prepared meals, his luxurious private room with jacuzzi tub, all the friends and dates he has, all that extra money, and of course his handsome looks and perfect health.

Wow, just seething with envy over here.
 
That’s how to win over zoomers. Seinfeld references. You are the peak boomer.
On that note, the only thing lucas thinks about when talking about kramer is this

Which makes sense considering he does have a creepy newman vibe

mothman96 said:
Comments to his "Why are there all these young guys walking around these days with hair like that Seinfeld episode....".
So now his feet are well enough for him to walk every day for hours.
I like how he says he walks for hours and 'never seems to lose weight anymore' in other words he doesn't understand walking for hours doesn't do anything if you stuff yourself full of calories. He eats as much as he can get and as everyone can see from his recent pictures he's getting fatter. I wonder he he legit thinks that just walking around and doing some minimal amount of exercise somehow magically makes people lose a bunch of weight. The meds he's on likely cause weight gain and with his age his metabolism must be starting to slow down as well. Plus his beetus and general health. He's likely just going to get fatter
 
He had dinner at 5:30 and not even an hour later he is scarfing down an egg burger and fries from Red Robin. Looks like some fool may have sent it to him.

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I wouldn't feed that to a dog, that looks like barf. He probably dug it out of the trash to photograph for the internet. Fake just like everything else on Instagram.
It's interesting how the cute girl instantly becomes literal vermin in his eyes when she says no to Lucas.

Like, the idea that someone could just not be into Lucas, for any one of a million reasons obviously, but still retain their humanity, their worth to him; it's just inconceivable. He literally cannot conceive of it.

Either you like Lucas, and thus receive his blessing, you are a good person, you are PLENTY GOOD, or you turn Lucas down and you become: **AHEM** a bigot, a republican, a hypocrite, a "greed-monger" (being that a monger is someone who sells things, like a fishmonger, a "greed-monger" would be one who sells greed, Lucas, you pinhead), a wigger, a rat, etc. etc. etc.

Only black or white, with us or against us, he's an absolute fascist.
Every Nice Guy acts this way when rejected. Society really needs to stop promoting this "someone for everyone" myth as it's creating assholes like Lucas.
 
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