4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Formula one downey]

So there were about 45-48 people there excluding z-list ecelebs if I'm not mistaken. How many of them would you say were undercover aylawgs? @Formula one downey feel free to give your take on this one too.

Ah man, at least a good 10 of us were gat dang aylawgs. In reality I say that Ralph had only around 25 fans there, others wanted to meet destiny, dick, etc. Maybe a few there just to enjoy the free Cole slaw.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

The last thing you remember is taking that final sip of the Jäger Meister with Ralph's laughter echoing in the background,
and while drifting in and out of consciousness the only thing forever etched into your mind's eye is this:

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"Hhhmmffff, hnnggghhhhhh..."

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1510693941708042249

Guess Ralph didn't show the haters up

SUUUUUUUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Tiger Jack]

I love how no one cares about Royce and Mersh enough to notice/point out when they bailed. I definitely only saw Ralph and Chaggot remaining by the bowling tourney at 12:30.

I don't think anyone noticed that Ramzpaul was there either. I think he just bowled in the far corner with his family all night.

 

[Frabato]

I had absolutely no idea Ramz was there until reading through the thread this morning. On a related note: Pat Dixon sat alone the entire night while chain-smoking with his headphones in like some kind of autistic kid dragged to the neighborhood party by his parents.

 

[Hail]

Every time Ralph needs his daddy, he somehow gets injured and bails
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"fun event otherwise" LMAO

I really love being so weak a couple pound ball tears your fucking muscle apart lol

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I applaud them for having enough sense to slip out of the shit show.

They likely left because Royce had to shit and could only do it at their hotel room. iBS and all

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Probably should've use the momentum coming from Ralph's right/front and used his left elbow to give him a running start instead of slowing and turning first.
Idk, I'm just a retard.

I think Ralph was too close to use his left as a set up. The only one in a heavy weight division there is Ralph so there isn't much chance of knocking him out with a hook. If he was planning on knocking out Ralph, a jab with the left to throw him off balance would have worked out well before throwing the elbow

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Did they even have a proper bowling tournament between the teams? It looks like anyone that wanted to bowl could and Ralph gave himself the trophy.

Along those same lines, did Ralph legit have the best score at the time of the awarding of the trophy or was it more like "F**K IT! AH'LL GIV IT TO MYSELF!"?

 

[HackerX]

Since this series of events is wrapped up except for the trip back to Virginia, here's a question.

Is this arc (From Alice mouth rape stream to now) worse for Ethan than Portugal (Including the Jim stream)?

 

[Max2019]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Along those same lines, did Ralph legit have the best score at the time of the awarding of the trophy or was it more like "F**K IT! AH'LL GIV IT TO MYSELF!"?

He made teams from the 8 people who were there. I think Ralph put himself on the team with the slightly more athletic people (by comparison) and put the more autistic retards on the other team. Then he just let 1 guy who looked like he actually bowled before in his life carry his team while Ralph claimed victory

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Holy fuck this is such a perfect crossover

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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words to live by huehuehue

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Looks like The Gunt lives by these words from one Jason Genova.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Shit like this make me wish Ethan Ralph was richer. Imagine all the stupid shit he would do with money.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Is this arc (From Alice mouth rape stream to now) worse for Ethan than Portugal (Including the Jim stream)?

Nah unless ralph got charged for raping a drug addict, getting the shit kicked out of him and dissowned by his edaddy is much worse than the alice arc

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I was at the event, I walked by the gunt twice sitting down, before the streem started. And he was on his phone checking kiwifarms.

How tall was he?

 

[otto12]

Ethan Ralph threatened to beat up bathroom kid.

Edit: wont send. had a friend post it

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

SUUUUUUUUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HAHAHAHAHA, holy shit.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If Bathroom Guy ever sees this, were you going for the SUCK MY DICK IN THE BATHROOM YOU SLUT I HAVE HALF A GRAM OF COKE vibe?

 

[Tiger Jack]

Along those same lines, did Ralph legit have the best score at the time of the awarding of the trophy or was it more like "F**K IT! AH'LL GIV IT TO MYSELF!"?

I think he got carried to victory by the guy he was bowling with. Which would've been fine if he'd let him have the trophy, but no, Ralph has to be the one that wins. He needs to be the center of attention at all times, the big special boy.

It's actually pretty tacky, I think, for him to give himself the trophy, even if he did get the highest score (he didn't), and not just a little bit selfish. It would've been nice if one of the few genuine fans that showed up, that paid $65 (not including travel) to spend time with him, could've gone home with something nice to remember an otherwise disappointing and poorly managed evening by. But no, fuck those guys, this wasn't for them. This was for Ethan and stroking his fragile ego.