Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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StoicMoose said:
They just hate him. I mean, I hate him too, but I also love to hate watch him too. Redditors always feel the need to moral fag and go on a moral crusade against shit, fuckin internet activists.
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Half of them needed it explained to them -repeatedly I might add- why flagging his YouTube account until it was deleted was probably a shitty idea. The idea still comes up every few months.
 
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StoicMoose said:
They just hate him. I mean, I hate him too, but I also love to hate watch him too. Redditors always feel the need to moral fag and go on a moral crusade against shit, fuckin internet activists.
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It’s less that they give a rat’s dick about any moral crusade and that they’re weird sadists who see something they hate about themselves in cobra and project all their insecurities and self hatred onto him in order to try and distance themselves from it. Ironically, it’s like cobra being cruel and bullying that retarded kid that wanted to be his friend to create distance between them so as to not appear retarded. “See, look normal kids, I’m not a retard, I just bullied the shit out of this retard to prove it, I’m not like him at all he’s below me! I’m normal like you!”

I say ironically because cobras bullying and cruelty to that retarded kid is one of the ways they justify their hatred and a-logging of cobra. “He deserves it for what he did to that poor kid who’s mom died!!” Or for Scotty’s sister. But at the end of the day it’s just a limp dicked justification. If it wasn’t that it’d be another thing, they’d find endless reasons. “He killed a baby bird once!” Oh boo fucking hoo
 
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Baby Cakes said:
The Path of Fire
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Thats it thank you.

StoicMoose said:
I wonder if he ever found out that was a tranny. He seems to fall for them a lot.
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I wonder if he's got some sort of face blindness thing going on, where like Chris it's the superficial secondary characteristics that pegs people as certain things - Long Hair + Boob's + makeup = woman
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Thats it thank you.



I wonder if he's got some sort of face blindness thing going on, where like Chris it's the superficial secondary characteristics that pegs people as certain things - Long Hair + Boob's + makeup = woman
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I’m pretty autism has that as a trait. They can’t read body language and subtle verbal hints. It’s why their so easy to fuck with
 
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justhereforments said:
Can anyone give me a QRD of why this guy seems to be so hated? I get that he's a lolcow but I've now watched several hours of his content (TWU) and read about 30 pages yet it seems like there's some sort of hate for Josh and I don't get why, especially compared to some of the other cows on the farm who are utterly repugnant. Where is the hate coming from?

tl;dr: what is the worst shit this guy has done?
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I’ve always rooted for him on some level, I’d like to see him get his shit together. Anybody who moved in any kind of alternative circles in the mid 2000’s probably met somebody like Josh at some point, he feels familiar in that respect. He’s the only lolcow I think I could be around for any length of time IRL. Having a smoke, listening to bullshit anecdotes about some chick who fell for his tactical soap, listening to old Cradle albums. It could be worse.

Cobes isn’t repugnant in the same way a horrorcow is, like pamperchu or whatever. The only people he’s really harming are himself and landlords who have to deal with his smoking and spray paint.

Anybody buy his new tape?
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Half of them needed it explained to them -repeatedly I might add- why flagging his YouTube account until it was deleted was probably a shitty idea. The idea still comes up every few months.
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Sometimes I don't necessarily disagree with Josh when he says things about his subreddit. Sometimes you gotta give the devil his due.
 
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My dad likes the taste of doritos, I like the taste of doritos...

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DrNow said:
I’ve always rooted for him on some level, I’d like to see him get his shit together. Anybody who moved in any kind of alternative circles in the mid 2000’s probably met somebody like Josh at some point, he feels familiar in that respect. He’s the only lolcow I think I could be around for any length of time IRL. Having a smoke, listening to bullshit anecdotes about some chick who fell for his tactical soap, listening to old Cradle albums. It could be worse.

Cobes isn’t repugnant in the same way a horrorcow is, like pamperchu or whatever. The only people he’s really harming are himself and landlords who have to deal with his smoking and spray paint.

Anybody buy his new tape?
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this is how i feel after a few of years watching him off and on. i genuinely would like to see him get the wands going again and have someone step in to guide him so he doesn’t end up in a fucking home or something worse.

his newest album is truly some kind of music
 
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Josh mentioned how he even wrote a thank you note to the Company and put it in the box with shon. Making it seem like he thinks the company is a fan of his channel and reached out to him to upgrade Shon. The cheapest certificate for an upgrade seems to cost about 135 dollars plus tax. One of the things with Ventriloquism is that its considered an expensive hobby because of cost of the quality of the materials for dummies, so I have a hard time believing that ThrowThings is willing to do this pro bono.

Josh also said he got the certificate and shipping label sent to him. The website makes it very clear that if you're upgrading your own doll you don't need a certificate. What keeps me from saying that this is a troll is that Josh seems to have a confirmation number. Either his dad saw shon when they were working on the wands and prompted him to buy a upgrade certificate to get Josh back into the hobby. But josh doesn't want to openly keep talking about his dad so he explained it in a very regard way that made it seem like there was a lot of red flags when there isn't any.
 
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Josh mentioned how he even wrote a thank you note to the Company and put it in the box with shon. Making it seem like he thinks the company is a fan of his channel and reached out to him to upgrade Shon. The cheapest certificate for an upgrade seems to cost about 135 dollars plus tax. One of the things with Ventriloquism is that its considered an expensive hobby because of cost of the quality of the materials for dummies, so I have a hard time believing that ThrowThings is willing to do this pro bono.

Josh also said he got the certificate and shipping label sent to him. The website makes it very clear that if you're upgrading your own doll you don't need a certificate. What keeps me from saying that this is a troll is that Josh seems to have a confirmation number. Either his dad saw shon when they were working on the wands and prompted him to buy a upgrade certificate to get Josh back into the hobby. But josh doesn't want to openly keep talking about his dad so he explained it in a very regard way that made it seem like there was a lot of red flags when there isn't any.
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Doesn't take a whole lot to fake a confirmation number email. Get a legit email header, some bullshit about keeping this safe, and then a random 'confirmation code'. He would just think it's normal and not question it. Send it off and then expect to get it back.


I do think you are right that ole'dad may have paid for it. He is aware that it makes him look bad (no clue how with how fucked up he is). Same with his 'tax refunds', which he gets every month for some reason. It may be fucked up, but I do hope this is a troll. I don't want Josh to start shoving wands up his ass to get Shon back, but I would think a Hostage Sage interesting. Maybe the trolls would just give him a make-over or troon Shon out. I doubt it would be that tame though.
 
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