DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Grammatik]

I genuinely hope there is some fortunate bastard at Scopley who is getting a bonus in part due to Phil’s whaling and is putting a kid through college or setting themselves up for a comfortable retirement.

Plot twist: 1MM is the northwestern regional digital manager at Scopely.

 

[capefear56]

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Talks about how his YouTube payment could theoretically get delayed

*2 weeks later*

Claims his YouTube payment has been delayed


Wow Phil, you must be like a prophet or something.

 

[Iron Father]

Talks about how his YouTube payment could theoretically get delayed

*2 weeks later*

Claims his YouTube payment has been delayed


Wow Phil, you must be like a prophet or something.

And to think all he'd have to do is change his day off. Of course then he couldn't panic-beg.

 

[DownwardFowl]

Look at all that shit in the background. You can't seriously tell me A BLIND person needs rgb keyboards a brand gamer chair and what appears to be...comic books? His eyes are fucked but that nigga still got some degree of sight.

Did we ever get a solid diagnostic? If we know what he has and that it 100% blinds him then I'll drop it but as it stands I just don't buy it. Why would a blind man go through all this trouble for Phil?

Accessibility is for things other than video games too, dude. Don’t be a dent.

 

[SilverReaper]

YouTube's payment processing is an automated system. If Phil wasn't paid, the internet at large would be resounding with other content creators making the same complaint.

Would they? Not everyone lives day to day like crack addict DSP (crack being you know what)

 

[capefear56]

And to think all he'd have to do is change his day off. Of course then he couldn't panic-beg.

Or not make $120K a year and claim to have literally $0 in your account at all times. What's a rainy day fund? Duhuhuhu.

 

[Grammatik]

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*Looks at The Guy*, "What a horrible night to have a curse..."

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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hes just trying to bait some dent into buying the game for him

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Honest question, do you think he’ll ever revert the tips goal back to $100 total? His claim was that the extra $50 was to cover the cost lost by cheers (now SuperChats) and gifted subs inflating his total (which he has), and, in addition, he has admitted that he gets a larger cut from YouTube than on Twitch.
Or will he just memory hole that like the nonexistent pre-Vest Streak tips goal?

Like, yeah, I know the quick answer is to say “dude it’s Phil” and that’s true but I’m wondering if he will stay true to his word for once or if he lacks a single moral fiber.

 

[MAWBD]

I feel that in 6 months (maybe next year if Im being realistic) things are going to get interesting, if the trend of waning tips continues

[X] Doubt.

Paraphrasing Qui-Gon Jin: "There is always a bigger whale".

 

[Balr0g]

Honest question, do you think he’ll ever revert the tips goal back to $100 total? His claim was that the extra $50 was to cover the cost lost by cheers (now SuperChats) and gifted subs inflating his total (which he has), and, in addition, he has admitted that he gets a larger cut from YouTube than on Twitch.
Or will he just memory hole that like the nonexistent pre-Vest Streak tips goal?

Like, yeah, I know the quick answer is to say “dude it’s Phil” and that’s true but I’m wondering if he will stay true to his word for once or if he lacks a single moral fiber.

Nope. He is used to it now and he will never change it. I bet he will increase it this year as inflation is exploding and his fat wife needs that food she really does

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Have you seen his wife? She looks like Rocky Dennis fucked a coconut.

Oh, you meant SBM's wife, okay.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

'So, how can you help? Give me money.' God, damn. That was blunt, even for him.

I actually like that. If he was this transparent all the time, I'd cut him some more slack. Instead of guilt tripping and coming up with reasons, I'd disrespect him a bit less if he just plainly comes out and says "Pay me. Give me your money just cause I say so."

Have you seen his wife? She looks like Rocky Dennis fucked a coconut.

His mom, you say?

Almost

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You see this nice building? No joke, no exaggeration, Phil probably paid for most of it. At the very least he is easily covering expenses for this place.

the funniest part about today's begging was him saying that he'd broken something in the kitchen by randomly smashing it without actually mentioning what it was because of the trolls. so clearly bullshit. what can you even break in the kitchen by smashing it with your shoulder or whatever while you're giving a cat treats? did he punch the microwave door off? tip over the coffee maker? how did he 'try to fix it' afterward? it makes zero sense and he knows it. he doesn't even have to try to lie anymore

I can actually imagine it probably went down like this: Phil walks in the kitchen after spending his youtube check on wwe champions. For a single second he feels his worthlessness and lashes out by punching the microwave. He leaves a teeny tiny crack in the microwave door. He immediately reacts with "It's those troll's fault. If they hadn't ruined my image, I'd have enough money for my gacha addiction AND expenses without having to beg and now because of them they made me angry and they made me broke the microwave so I'll have to beg even harder to fix this and I'll also have to gamble harder to cool off. None of this would be happening without them!"

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I'm disgusted with YouTube!!
How can they leave Phil in the lurch like this?
Lets organize a protest march to their offices.

Oh, you meant SBM's wife, okay.

"Have you seen SBM's wife?"

Neither has he.

 

[Agent Proper]

Just a bit of a heads up. I haven't seen my cut from Google yet. My last payment was 5/23. Phil might not be lying about his YouTube money but it is his fault for not being prepared to handle such a tragedy. The YouTube money covers his major costs of living, while his tips are his fun money and he has already spent that shit on Booze, Sweaty jpegs, and horse treats.

 

[TJGamebox]

Part of me hopes it’s the rainbow that happened and YouTube demonitized him and he just didn’t read everything correctly.

That or someone got his YouTube Adsense and swapped their bank info with theirs.

All rainbows. Tomororw will be a “laugh at the paypig for giving Phil money” day

Just a bit of a heads up. I haven't seen my cut from Google yet. My last payment was 5/23. Phil might not be lying about his YouTube money but it is his fault for not being prepared to handle such a tragedy. The YouTube money covers his major costs of living, while his tips are his fun money and he has already spent that shit on Booze, Sweaty jpegs, and horse treats.

Dang we gotta support Proper! His cabinet of liquor is now left to the cheap stuff! I can’t drink admiral Nelson! Quick let’s get him to 200 dollar Skull vodka goal!

 

[Pargon]

Just a bit of a heads up. I haven't seen my cut from Google yet. My last payment was 5/23. Phil might not be lying about his YouTube money but it is his fault for not being prepared to handle such a tragedy. The YouTube money covers his major costs of living, while his tips are his fun money and he has already spent that shit on Booze, Sweaty jpegs, and horse treats.

This. Streamers and content creators are not employees of the platform on which they broadcast or upload. They exist in some nightmarish grey area between performers and contractors and if one will forgive a drop of politisperging it’s because fucking none of this is regulated in any way and so the companies set 100% of the rules. It genuinely sucks but here’s the other side: any creator could come to know this with a little bit of research and thought. Ignorance is not an excuse; they’re all adults and it’s not up to YouTube or Twitch or whatever other terrifyingly huge media conglomerate to make undeniably sure every user is making a completely informed choice to pursue content creation as a means of supporting themselves. Given how regulation lags behind innovation in America it will likely be this way for at least another five years.

More fundamentally, lol at a grown ass man who can’t budget assuming his payday will be three or four days late. Every time he gets a taste of real life he squints up his face like a toddler given a spoonful of mashed peas. I’d gloat over this but unfortunately there’s a group of actual adults standing by to change Phil’s diaper and suck him off before giving him a wipe.

 

[Iron Hamster]

is this hopeless retard still paying his HOA fees for the khando he does not own anymore?

No. The condo was sold.

 

[capefear56]

Just a bit of a heads up. I haven't seen my cut from Google yet. My last payment was 5/23. Phil might not be lying about his YouTube money but it is his fault for not being prepared to handle such a tragedy. The YouTube money covers his major costs of living, while his tips are his fun money and he has already spent that shit on Booze, Sweaty jpegs, and horse treats.

This is a regular occurrence for him according to the bank leaks. It happens in ~25%-33% of payments. It still doesn't mean he isn't lying about it happening this time, and even if it were true, the fact that he's only making a big deal about it now when it's always happened every other month is very telling.

I half-expect him to have waited for this opportunity to "prove" that the payments were in fact delayed, so he could demonstrate to his audience how he's an "honest guy" to further pignotize them.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Everyone was paid yesterday by Google.

This email was sent by Google too all partnered members. The money is now being processed by the banks. Some will process it faster some slower depending on country and ba king system used.

Phil lied saying he had received nothing, not an email not a payment. It has nothing to do with Google.

I want to know is how is he getting payments through adsense when his adsense account was banned and you are unable to get another adsense account when you've already received a ban from adsense according to its TOS.