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I’m of two minds. One, sometimes I like using “preferred names” for trans while using their actual pronouns because it emphasises the point that sex is real, femininity and masculinity for the most part are cultural artefacts. Changing your name doesn’t make you a woman. On the other hand, calling Kevin Kevin is objectively funny. Bit case by case. Like, I prefer calling Kevin by that name, Grace by his stupid trans name,
 
I can never decide if Earl is basically a Fallout super-mutant or some strapping moustached hero. Maybe it’s a Jekyl and Hyde thing but they’re both kinda based?

I think the tranch picture him and friends as the canoeist raping inbred hillbillies from Deliverance, TC from Preacher and Cletus from the simpsons, in confederate uniforms, a whoopin and a hollerin, looking for some Transwomen to lynch.
 
I've been trying to avoid drawing this since I saw it, and tonight I couldn't stop myself any longer.

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I call it "Twooo(n) Wuv"

ETA: Lol I made Jen an amputee. Whoops. I don't care enough to fix it.
I wonder if they would actually like this one?
After the big upset over F945BD86-D8F0-42F7-8840-FE324BBA4E84.jpeg.
 
Just because the government has caved in to pressure from tranny activists and now allows troons to change the sex on their birth certificate doesn't change reality one whit. It simply illustrates the power of speds to juke the system to cater to their delusions.

The Californian government has ruled that bees are fishes and is rightly being mocked for it. Just as every level of government should be mocked for promoting the tranny agenda.
 
Last July, Wedge/Cone spoke of his plans for taint electrolysis (with his interpreter present, of course), which led to a hilarious, unprovoked meltdown.
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Wedge decided to just be a cunt, instead of turning his wedge into one.

A belated congratulations to Wedge, if the rumors are true. You can't help but feel a little bit of schadenfreude watching how thoroughly these dummies ruin their own lives.

This nigga is dumb, deaf, and broke, and already had health issues (blown out asshole). Even on the best of days he can't find a fucking couch to sleep on.

And he figured the best course of action right now is to rip open a permanent wound between his legs. A permanent wound that takes its biggest toll mentally and wears down even "privileged" trannies with access to perfect care and an otherwise stress free life. Painfully dilating multi times a day, every day, while praying that your self-torture will keep your festering wound from closing up. This unstable spaz tailspins into fullblown meltdowns if people clap too loudly near him. He will not handle this well.

lol. lmao.
I don’t get how anyone who’s been up close and personal with The Amhole would ever think that was a good idea to do to themselves.

Oh, that child was judging you, Kev.

Surely Earl and cohorts will cook him up on the barbecue and use his bones to filter moonshine?
The Tranch making moonshine would be both horrifying and hilarious. I’m absolutely certain they don’t have the coordination and attention to detail necessary to run off all of the methanol, and would all end up blind.
 
I wonder if they would actually like this one?
After the big upset over View attachment 3455058.
I'd never aspire to put myself in the same artistic (autistic?) tier as @Puddleduck, but I do think we both captured the Kevkev jowls pretty well.

(Edit to fix a word that I realized made it sound like Puddleduck is NOT a national treasure, and I definitely do not think that. Ducky is my troon art inspiration and only deserves All The Gold Medals)
 
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He whines, "...there's an obnoxious playground "not touching you!" logic behind it, despite being cruel..."

So glad you managed to catch the obvious, Sherlock.

But the "cruelty" is a feature and not a flaw. It's "tough ridicule" and it is for your own good. You're welcome.

As a very wise old irishman (or at least one hell of an asshole of an irishman) once observed:

Mr. Mike: Well – [Laraine sobs] – sometimes you- you have to be cruel, Laraine.

Laraine: [thinks she understands, looks up at him] In order to be kind, Mr. Mike?

Mr. Mike: No, in – in order to be even crueler.
 
I’m of two minds. One, sometimes I like using “preferred names” for trans while using their actual pronouns because it emphasises the point that sex is real, femininity and masculinity for the most part are cultural artefacts. Changing your name doesn’t make you a woman. On the other hand, calling Kevin Kevin is objectively funny. Bit case by case. Like, I prefer calling Kevin by that name, Grace by his stupid trans name,
Same. Like, I call Kevvy Kevvy because he's specifically mentioned hating that nickname (and it's also how he's listed in his Mom's phone), but I call Michael "Jen" because it's just objectively funnier to call a 7 foot hulking male Coprophile "Jen" than "Michael."

I hate to tell ya Kevvy - it's all 100% determined by the lols.
 
Same. Like, I call Kevvy Kevvy because he's specifically mentioned hating that nickname (and it's also how he's listed in his Mom's phone), but I call Michael "Jen" because it's just objectively funnier to call a 7 foot hulking male Coprophile "Jen" than "Michael."

I hate to tell ya Kevvy - it's all 100% determined by the lols.
I didn’t even know Jen is Michael.

He looks more like a Lawrence or Tarquin.

Maybe Prudence?
 
I didn’t even know Jen is Michael.

He looks more like a Lawrence or Tarquin.

Maybe Prudence?
He seems like a Melvin to me. Tarquin is too much of a posh twat name for him. Like I hear Tarquin and assume the person in question went to Eton or Harrow or some other fancy posh school like that. Jen doesn’t give off those vibes.
 
I hate to tell ya Kevvy - it's all 100% determined by the lols

And unlike Contra, I can freely admit there’s a trans caste system. None of them are exactly on-top—it’s a bit like being the king of a heaping pile of shit—but Kev is dead last. Like, at least before we get to like, actual trans murderers or rapist.
 
I don't think there's a trans caste system, I think it's every troon for himself.

For the most part, they don't seem to enjoy each others' company and they don't seem to do basic-bitch friend shit.
I agree with this except for when they date each other. The same Troons who will reee about how being cis passing isn't the goal or important or how trannies don't need to wear whatever clothing or how lots of women are bald and transwomen are ALL beautiful bs like that, but you won't ever see a semi-passing/uncanny valley troon dating a "newly hatched" 6'3" bald but hairy-backed "Zoey." That's the case system. And while I get that ugly people don't date attractive people across the board, this one's different because they're BOTH ugly. Just one "passes" slightly better as an ugly woman. It's why they all get all the surgeries and get their hairline lowered after working tirelessly to promote that those things don't matter. Passing is a caste system for Troons and they know it, and the best part is they can't fix it because even THEY are repulsed by the "Zoey" types unless they ARE Zoey.
 
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