DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I also have a theory about why Phil's face is so fucked.

Uh..................yeah. He told us dude. And Phail would never lie. Half of it was burned to a crisp. It's where they got the makeup idea for Harvey Dent in Batman.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Is that an actual thing? I've never heard of it!

It's mostly Crzy reading directly from the farms and making it "his own". Most of what came from OIC was a direct result of Anony telling him stuff. But it's okay, crzy said not to listen to anything the farms says as it's wrong, which since his videos are mostly him taking things from the farms, you shouldn't watch his videos since they're wrong

 

[Corpun]

I'm wondering if he only posted that Instagram video 'with' Khet to prove his marriage is loving and real because stupid moronic trolls like the basement dwelling retards here are talking about his fake marriage again. Just a thought.

Any bets on how badly he will fuck himself over with savescumming while fighting Stationary Link?

Facts not in evidence.

Khet is fat and ugly and about as intellectually capable of Phil's better dents.

"Hey guys the troll channels are getting axed behind-the-scenes, you can talk to me now!"

I do wonder is he and supercuck are in communication about this. Whether Phill has privately given his approval or not the fact he is not ranting about someone slandering his name and committing fraud by claiming he is taking people down is proof he loves detractors being taken down.

Okay, that was one of the most unhinged, drunk rants I've ever heard from him. In a span of 30 minutes, he said all this about his trolls:
- you're an idiot
- people are nuts
- people are the biggest loser nuts
- people are mentally ill
- shitbags
- brain numb morons
- insane toxic echo chamber
- you're a shitbag
- idiots
- scumbags
- haters
- haters
- salty dumb kid on kiwifarms
- hate tunnel
- hate hate hate
- moron who blathers about
- mouth drooling idiot acting like a jackass
- stuck in your head up your ass
- what are you stupid? Ya you are!
- idiots on the internet
- idiots on the internet try to say
- moronic things that the idiots say
- say their dumb shit
- no one gives a fuck about the insignificant little shitbags who say stupid shit on the internet
- white noise dust in the wind no one cares about them
- fuck those pieces of shit
- who fucking cares about twitter
- scumbags
- couple hundred idiots on the internet who circle jerk each other
- these idiots
- these pussies
- internet fucking pussies
- scumbag mentality
- be as nasty as they want
- fuck those pieces of shit
- fuck that piece of shit
- these fucking people
- scumbags
- fuck these guys
- these shitbags

Is there a video of this rant, sounds like entertaining background noise.

Stolen from Phil Kahllins, again.
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Mature 40 year old adult who isn't a child's entertainer and doesn't need to look at chat to confirm he is funny clowning around.

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I hope Phil never takes a picture of himself this close again. I prefer not to see his Count Orlok looking ass up close.

 

[Coke Zero]

Great, now his bad back gets retconned. I thought that fresh Seattle air cured his bad back. Bugged road mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.

You gotta love dsp logic- he can't drive on the freeway because of his back so he actually spends more time driving by using backroads instead...

Like the whole point of a freeway is to spend less time driving and get to places faster but phil doesn't use them because he can't be in a car for too long so he spends more time in the car by not using freeways. Its like he hasn't spent more than 5 seconds thinking about this.

Phil let me help you out- if you drive on the highway you'll get to places quicker and won't have to sit in a car for as long. I know, it seems crazy but just trust me it works.

Edit- and while I'm giving your retarded ass advice, look up what a hammer and nails or a drill can do and quit taping shit to your walls like an idiot.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

So is claiming that if he spends too much time sitting in the car driving he'll get spasms....even though he has videos totaling THOUSANDS of hours where he's sitting on his fat gouty ass and has NEVER had a back spasm. You'd think that it would happen on camera at least once during his 14 year begacy.

 

[Robust User]

Stolen from Phil Kahllins, again.
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Did he have a seizure?

 

[Freshtodeath]

You would only get a back spasm if you were lifting something heavy lol. He seriously won't drive on highway? if you're sitting a spasm probably wouldn't do anything.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Isn't this his old story?

He has always said (for as many years as I've been watching) that he doesn't like driving long distances because he's afraid his back might explode while driving.

He told his chat that the reason he moved to Washington was because he "doesn't have to drive on the highway.", which is what attracted him to move to Washington.

Edit: Since he doesn't leave Renton, it's awesome. I honestly think that he HATES driving on the freeway and likes driving on the city streets. There are people out there that are TERRIFIED of driving on the freeways, I think the whole "muh back, dood!" is an excuse NOT to drive on the freeway. That and equal part's laziness. Everything Phil does doesn't make sense.

 

[Robust User]

He told his chat that the reason he moved to Washington was because he "doesn't have to drive on the highway.", which is what attracted him to move to Washington.

Why even lie about that?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

damn, this dude is lonely and desperate for anyone to give a shit about him.

Longer and longer prestream, rushes through games to do a Q&A, less game marathon events and more sit there and talk to names on a screen events and now late night pre-streams.

YUP sure does seem like someone who has a fulfilling social like with his happy family and wife he can't wait to spend time with and not a lonely miserable drunkard with not even a cat to talk to...lets all collectively punch the air he's so lucky.

 

[Robust User]

damn, this dude is lonely and desperate for anyone to give a shit about him.

Longer and longer prestream, rushes through games to do a Q&A, less game marathon events and more sit there and talk to names on a screen events and now late night pre-streams.

YUP sure does seem like someone who has a fulfilling social like with his happy family and wife he can't wait to spend time with and not a lonely miserable drunkard with not even a cat to talk to...lets all collectively punch the air he's so lucky.

Got what he deserves.

 

[Lazycunt]

Kat made leftovers ....phill you dont make leftovers you have leftovers, fuck how is he so fucking retarded

 

[Somecatchyname]

7 hours of analyzing DSP

We really surprised a man with a background and education in psychology found 7 hours of commentary on this 40 year old man child. We had to make a new tread because the other one was over 10k pages long. This one is going to be 2300 pages soon. We really going to be surprised that a person in the mental health field found 7 hours of commentary to say about man whose:

- Every relationship with a woman is based on her being a replacement for his mother

- Doesn't leave his house unless to consume food or buy worthless crap he doesn't need

- Has no interests other than food or money

- Has a gatcha and booze addiction

- Doesn't take care of his personal hygiene

- Married a woman without knowing anything about her even her hobbies

- Lies about everything even bs that doesn't even matter

- Believes he is entitled to other peoples money just because he exists

Fuck, Steve and anyone who examines Phil from a psychological perspective is going to have content to the day Phil dies.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Just wanted to let you know @Hate Army Watch isn't Jake Lasso that is SH/Britbong or whatever the fag's name is who took HAW videos uploaded them to a YT channel and then it looks like someone gave him a taste of his own medicine. Still waiting to see a response.

I just noticed that channel got taken down….Jesus Christ this autism vortex is getting too deep to keep up with….lolcow shits gotten so much worse since that dude dedicated his life to copyright striking anything with a pulse

 

[Corpun]

For a guy who complains all the time about games wasting his time and causing him to backtrack and delay shit Phil sure does have trouble managing his time in games with meandering bullshit.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Why even lie about that?

It's Phil. This is the same idiot that lied about his parents dying, retcon THAT, and said "Well, they could die...but this could be the last time I could see them.", goes to CT and gets married to his prized Clydesdale.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this is so...awkward. He's looking at a guide on screen then acts like he's trying to figure things out in the worst acting outside of porn. Then pretending like he figured out some hard to figure out boss fight from a new never before played game

 

[Kheapathic]

Papavera needs to be drawn and quartered for fucking ruining this. This would've been a wage quit if he wasn't having his hand held.

 

[PieceofShet]

Great, now his bad back gets retconned. I thought that fresh Seattle air cured his bad back. Bugged road mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.

Seattle air does heal bad back and... FUN FACT.... CT air heals burnt face. Its a lesser known thing, but probably even more impressive.

 

[Corpun]

Fuck off Phil. Fuck right off. You even hinted at the AVGN video with the power glove thing in your little triumphant ramble you fucking mong.