How is the kiwi above you in bed?

She's a screamer. That's not a good thing. Impossible to get off when your ears are ringing.
 
Got the body of a full blooded Italian but got a dick on him like a malnourished black man.
This man has made me feel things no other woman has ever made me feel before.
The way he beat the fuck out of my prostate like it owed him rent money is living proof that we Dagos do it best ;)...
#goingbacktomyroots.

edit: Gimme a call sometime, handsome. And maybe I can jump down your warp pipe next.
 
Came over to my house dressed in a scalp to toe gimp vinyl body suit. I really didn't know what to do with that. After a fruitless attempt to get the gimp suit off, I finally fetched my studded leather belt and administered it to the posterior region. Evidently that was satisfactory, because she yelped, came, and said, "Thank you mummy." Then she staggered out of my house and my life, leaving me much the poorer.
 
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The homeless man I fucked was a lot more promising than this creature. At least my bare handed spanking didn't warrant an unwanted circumcision.
Mazel tov (I guess)? :sighduck:
 
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