Principles of the Kiwi Farms

I know that some forums have (or used to, at least) different user levels. Just give all new users the Newfag user level, which only allows them to post in off-topic and forum discussion for their first month or two. They can still read the other forums, but can't post in them until they lose Newfag status and become normal users.
 
A lot of the new-fag problems can be easily managed. Give me banning rights for everyone with an account younger than 6 months.
I will doxx them, then perma ban them and then tell them "go eat shit faggot". and the farms will one again become a beauiful place without faggots or troons,.
 
Maybe some sort of induction coarse for newbies were its explained we're not /thedonald or pol 2.0.
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How fucking hard can it be for the newfags to understand we are here to laugh at people. We are not here to be emotional turbo-faggots to be laughed at. We are here to laugh at the turbo-faggots, not to be them.
 
As much as I respect the site and how much effort goes into it with hosting issues, ddosing troons and lolsuits, I just can't get myself to agree with Josh on the money part.

Alot of these cows literally earn more than most people I've met who work 12 hours per day when all they do is livestream or ebeg for 4 hours in front of a webcam, and maybe it's jealousy talking but I can't ever defend that, streaming takes literally zero effort except "just be entertaining for a few hours" which anyone can do with a few drinks in their system prior.

Streamer Culture and Ebegging culture is a disease, you ever wonder why every single troon is a streamer? That's because they know it's easy money they don't have to work for, you don't have to lift a finger while you sit in your chair and look into a camera and talk while somebody more depressed and degenerate than you sends you money because you give them even a crumb of attention and feign friendliness and care about them.

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I don't think Josh understands that alot of the people who come onto here aren't always here just to document exceptional people, alot come because they already have a bad opinion on a certain person and want a place to discuss their distain for them, because the rest of the internet like twitter and reddit is a hugbox echo-chamber where insults and rude opinions get removed or you get blocked.


The reason why I kept coming back here is because I can say my opinion on mostly anyone (literally every single somewhat known internet eceleb or small timer has a thread on here) or anything without being censored for it, and that's what I'll continue to come back for.
 
I reckon most newer users (myself included) came here because it's probably the only truely anti-censorship internet community left, as such that's how they percieve it and they don't respect it's original purpose as an entertainment/gossip forum. Some of us get the culture and keep the aggressive sperging and irrelevant posting to a minimum, others get carried away and seem to blow off years of steam from having to hold their tongues everywhere else. It doesn't help that some are coming from places like facebook where pointless filler posts are the norm and even rewarded with empty validation (shit like the first comment under an absurd photo being like "WOW.....What even 😂" - 2.4k likes).

As long as other internet communities are continuing their totalitarian ways of upholding huge biases and booting wrongthinkers, the newfags aren't going to stop any time soon. They're going to treat it like their own personal club where they can farm updoots and unrelentlessly rage at percieved outsiders and political opponents because thats exactly the kind of environment they came from.

Long probation periods, continuously driving home the points of this OP and some form of retarded newfag hall of shame are the only solutions I can think of.
 
The admin makes a whole thread about what joyless humorless dicks you guys are and a few pages in you start seriously rageposting and seething, like the pricks you are.
I dunno I've come to Rammstein this place a little and get a small vacation from main forum activities and seriousness.
 
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What politicians have we lobbied for and what political movements have forum members collectively donated to? Can you please link me to the fundraising and activism threads?
We have whole Nick Fuentes sub-forum full of thirst for bussy.
 
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lot of these cows literally earn more than most people I've met who work 12 hours per day when all they do is livestream or ebeg for 4 hours in front of a webcam, and maybe it's jealousy talking but I can't ever defend that, streaming takes literally zero effort except "just be entertaining for a few hours" which anyone can do with a few drinks in their system prior.
Then go stream yourself for that easy money instead of crying how other people make money for nothing.
 
As much as I respect the site and how much effort goes into it with hosting issues, ddosing troons and lolsuits, I just can't get myself to agree with Josh on the money part.

Alot of these cows literally earn more than most people I've met who work 12 hours per day when all they do is livestream or ebeg for 4 hours in front of a webcam, and maybe it's jealousy talking but I can't ever defend that, streaming takes literally zero effort except "just be entertaining for a few hours" which anyone can do with a few drinks in their system prior.

Streamer Culture and Ebegging culture is a disease, you ever wonder why every single troon is a streamer? That's because they know it's easy money they don't have to work for, you don't have to lift a finger while you sit in your chair and look into a camera and talk while somebody more depressed and degenerate than you sends you money because you give them even a crumb of attention and feign friendliness and care about them.

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I don't think Josh understands that alot of the people who come onto here aren't always here just to document exceptional people, alot come because they already have a bad opinion on a certain person and want a place to discuss their distain for them, because the rest of the internet like twitter and reddit is a hugbox echo-chamber where insults and rude opinions get removed or you get blocked.


The reason why I kept coming back here is because I can say my opinion on mostly anyone (literally every single somewhat known internet eceleb or small timer has a thread on here) or anything without being censored for it, and that's what I'll continue to come back for.
Then you laugh at them when they inevitably ruin an obviously good gig by being fucking lolcows, you don't get assmad and ween at them.

These people are idiots and their haters are pathetic for actually being jealous of a fat dude who is only ok at Call of Doody or the Snort Master. If you'd really swap places with Wings or DSP your IRL existence must be fucking pathetic.
 
I just want to throw in my opinion on the Wings thing real quick:

It's like going to a circus freak show, right? You go up to the conjoined twins, you say: "Wow, how wacky, these two are connected by a weird flesh bridge!" And then you proceed to cut that little part that connects them. Now they're not freaks, they're two guys that used to be freaks. Freak ruined.

You go to Wings' stream and you say: "Wow, how wacky, a fat, raging streamer!" And you get his shit banned. Now he's a fat guy that cries, who was a streamer, congrats, you ruined a perfectly good freak.

What's the fucking point?
 
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