Principles of the Kiwi Farms

Absolutego said:
Then you laugh at them when they inevitably ruin an obviously good gig by being fucking lolcows, you don't get assmad and ween at them.

These people are idiots and their haters are pathetic for actually being jealous of a fat dude who is only ok at Call of Doody or the Snort Master. If you'd really swap places with Wings or DSP your IRL existence must be fucking pathetic.
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People who go out of their way to fuck with cows with swatting and reporting are cringe, there's no doubting on that and there's zero chance I'd ever want to be any of the cows on here.

But personally I find most streamers so disingenuous and I already have my own opinion on people who stream which overlaps with my opinion on cows as most cows stream also.

Donations and Tips which are supposed to be given as a gratitude are now expected by twitch streamers or they'll whine and bitch (I'm looking at you Dominic Vanner)

byuu said:
Then be happy you do what you prefer doing.
Why begrudge others doing something different for money?
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Spez said:
But personally I find most streamers so disingenuous and I already have my own opinion on people who stream which overlaps with my opinion on cows as most cows stream also.

Donations and Tips which are supposed to be given as a gratitude are now expected by twitch streamers or they'll whine and bitch (I'm looking at you Dominic Vanner)
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GloriousRapeRabbit said:
What the hell did you expect?
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-A little succ and fucc.
 
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whore loving dragon said:
ordinary users don't have any personal investment in this site. If Kiwifarms died tomorrow, lolcow culture would continue under some banner or another.
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Their personal investment should be that they enjoy this site, and would not be able to enjoy it if it were gone.

If KF were gone tomorrow, I would hope its replacment would be just as Tor-friendly, as so few sites are these days... Fuck cloudflare.

That being said, the big problem with any site disappearing, is that not all the users know where the replacement is or how to find it, unless there is a large percentage of user crossover on another site where they can share the new link. That's why the loss of any *chan site typically cuts the userbase to its replacement by more than half; the old users simply don't know the replacement even exists.. Every community such as ours should have an agreed-upon rally point "if this site ever goes down, go to X for status messages and/or instructions." Preferably self-hosted by the site's owner, on Tor and I2P.
 
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Papa is angry and with good reason.

Tbh I don’t even need to look at a profile most of the time to know that someone signed up within the last year.

They all:

1: Get irrationally mad over two degenerate rednecks fucking eachother. “JUSTICE FOR BARBS BROKEN BARBUSSY! THAT BEAST RAPED HER RAW AND NEEDS TO HANG!”

2: A good part of them seem to be ex-redditors, and being that insufferable Reddit attitude of moral grandstanding and treating stickers/upvotes like SRS BIZNESS.
If they disagree with a month old, three line post, they are physically incapable of scrolling past it, but WILL give you an autistic sticker. (While making a smug, satisfied snort undoubtedly.)

3: Have an Alog tendency and forget the one of the principal rules here: If you need to tell people you’re better than someone, you probably aren’t.
Just look at the recent Wings or Keffals debacle for numerous examples.

4: They tend to be irredeemable faggots. If you want to troll someone like Wings, don’t pretend like it’s some moral crusade or “Hurr durr he’s a pedophile!”

Just own it, if you absolutely MUST go cow tipping: “I have a sadistic tendency and my life is a little shitty. I can’t stand the fact that someone like him makes an income doing basically nothing, so Imma try and ruin it!”

Say what you want about the OG A-log, but at least he didn’t have to hide behind some nonsensical “I’m doing this to get Justice for Megan!” Excuse.


As for solutions? I got none.

But I’m just saying… It would be kinda funny to just gas any users who signed up within the last year.
 
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I pretty much have to agree with @Null when he says to stop getting angry at/about lolcows. Or, at the very least; keep that shit in check.

The Chris Chan sub-forum(for example) has way too many people getting seriously upset about the subject matter, (as horrible as the motherfucker's antics are) and not enough people laughing at the sheer absurdity of the situation.

I'm not going to pretend I haven't contributed to that problem on occasion, but at least my last post in that thread had a reasonably funny joke in it.
 
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UncleAircraftGun said:
I reckon most newer users (myself included) came here because it's probably the only truely anti-censorship internet community left, as such that's how they percieve it and they don't respect it's original purpose as an entertainment/gossip forum. Some of us get the culture and keep the aggressive sperging and irrelevant posting to a minimum, others get carried away and seem to blow off years of steam from having to hold their tongues everywhere else. It doesn't help that some are coming from places like facebook where pointless filler posts are the norm and even rewarded with empty validation (shit like the first comment under an absurd photo being like "WOW.....What even 😂" - 2.4k likes).

As long as other internet communities are continuing their totalitarian ways of upholding huge biases and booting wrongthinkers, the newfags aren't going to stop any time soon. They're going to treat it like their own personal club where they can farm updoots and unrelentlessly rage at percieved outsiders and political opponents because thats exactly the kind of environment they came from.

Long probation periods, continuously driving home the points of this OP and some form of retarded newfag hall of shame are the only solutions I can think of.
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WOW…..What even 😂
 
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byuu said:
Dominic is a pathetic manlet raging about everyone who's mean to him from his mom's house.
What's there to be envious of or angry about?
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I'm not envious of him, I just used him as an example of someone who whines whenever he doesnt get donations and how disingenuous streamers can be
 
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FunPosting101 said:
The Chris Chan thread(for example) has way too many people getting seriously upset about the subject matter, for example(as horrible as the motherfucker's antics are)and not enough people laughing at the sheer absurdity of the situation.
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The ILJ thread (and subforum when she had one) was awful for this. People absolutely foaming at the mouth over some shitty discord op and her pathetic attempts at damage control. They took it really, really personally for some unknown reason. Was embarrassing to watch in all honesty
 
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Leave_Fargut said:
The ILJ thread (and subforum when she had one) was awful for this. People absolutely foaming at the mouth over some shitty discord op and her pathetic attempts at damage control. They took it really, really personally for some unknown reason. Was embarrassing to watch in all honesty
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I think the reason for that overreaction was because of who her father was(a spook or something I think?)and him basically keeping her out of trouble.

Potential or actual government corruption tends to magnify outrage about something. Granted that this only explains the unfunny nature of her threads, it doesn't excuse them.
 
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