Containment What If?

[Ophelia]

What if Bob had successfully divorced Barb and left the family for good after Chris graduated college?

(And don’t just say the barbening would have happened sooner. Chris took years to build up to it and Barb was still strong enough to keep him away back then. More creativity please)

 

[AnOminous]

What if Bob had successfully divorced Barb and left the family for good after Chris graduated college?

(And don’t just say the barbening would have happened sooner. Chris took years to build up to it and Barb was still strong enough to keep him away back then. More creativity please)

Better what if, what if Bob successfully divorced Barb and got custody?

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

What if Bob had successfully divorced Barb and left the family for good after Chris graduated college?

(And don’t just say the barbening would have happened sooner. Chris took years to build up to it and Barb was still strong enough to keep him away back then. More creativity please)

Cole would still hate him and would still inquire if he died?

 

[whitepaws]

What if Chris had kept his mouth shut about the incest?
How long would it have continued, and how would it have been eventually revealed?

 

[D is for Stupid]

What if Chris had kept his mouth shut about the incest?
How long would it have continued, and how would it have been eventually revealed?

This would be totally out of character for him, he always ends up giving out too many details, he can't help it. That's what happened to the wall flower for example.


But if he was always able to keep a secret omerta like and was a ok liar then it would be truly horrific. "Virgin with rage" would have a new meaning, at least it comes to my mind.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

What if Chris had kept his mouth shut about the incest?
How long would it have continued, and how would it have been eventually revealed?

He kinda tried to keep it secret, he failed when he just had to brag he was getting some action. I think the Barb fucking would've gone on till she died.

Chris has one foot in reality I think, because he knows when to lie and omit the truth when he knows it's gonna bite him in the ass.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris has one foot in reality I think, because he knows when to lie and omit the truth when he knows it's gonna bite him in the ass.

Not really because he just outright admitted it to the most sadistic predator in his entire life.

 

[Kyuss]

outright admitted it to the most sadistic predator in his entire life.

Well how do you get true and honest friends m8?

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

What if Chris Chan became hyperfixated on lolcows

 

[Ewan McGregor]

What if Chris Chan became hyperfixated on lolcows

He was the original lolcow.

Chris chan did it.

Chris chan did it.

 

[Bent_Duck]

What if Bob had successfully divorced Barb and left the family for good after Chris graduated college?

(And don’t just say the barbening would have happened sooner. Chris took years to build up to it and Barb was still strong enough to keep him away back then. More creativity please)

Better what if, what if Bob successfully divorced Barb and got custody?

If Bob was raising Chris solo then this parental rape saga would be all the more horrifying...

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

He was the original lolcow.

Chris chan did it.

Chris chan did it.

Yay my what if question is a bet of a oxymoron

 

[TayandYou]

He kinda tried to keep it secret, he failed when he just had to brag he was getting some action. I think the Barb fucking would've gone on till she died.

Chris has one foot in reality I think, because he knows when to lie and omit the truth when he knows it's gonna bite him in the ass.

He sort of tries to be secretive but he always eventually spills everything anyway. Wasn't he trying to drop hints to Null? He can't help himself.

 

[Jon Osterman]

What if Chris actually wrote good comics not about himself or stolen characters, but was still as fucked up as he is currently? How would he be received?

 

[I swear she's 18]

What if Chris actually wrote good comics not about himself or stolen characters, but was still as fucked up as he is currently? How would he be received?

Kanye: "But he made GRADUATION!" = Chris: "But he made SONICHU!"

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris ended up becoming an unidentified John Doe?

 

[thegooddoctor]

What if there was some insane ween who really wanted to stick it to the haters and actually gave Chris everything he ever wanted, a hot girlfriend, all the food his fat belly could handle, brought all his comics put up with his stupid conversations. Would it actually make him happy or he'd find something else to bitch about.

 

[I swear she's 18]

What if there was some insane ween who really wanted to stick it to the haters and actually gave Chris everything he ever wanted, a hot girlfriend, all the food his fat belly could handle, brought all his comics put up with his stupid conversations. Would it actually make him happy or he'd find something else to bitch about.

Like all the other cows. There's no pleasing them. They're innocent special snowflakes against the world. Narcissa is a good example. Purposefully seeking negative things, bitch and whine about it, repeat.

 

[AnOminous]

Would it actually make him happy or he'd find something else to bitch about.

It would ruin him even worse than he is now and he'd be dead in a year.

 

[Kirby]

What if there was some insane ween who really wanted to stick it to the haters and actually gave Chris everything he ever wanted, a hot girlfriend, all the food his fat belly could handle, brought all his comics put up with his stupid conversations. Would it actually make him happy or he'd find something else to bitch about.

Chris finds flaws in everything except himself. If he did get everything he wanted he would still complain about something that didn't meet his expectations. Listing off a few things he complained about, he was gifted money by Null and after receiving it called Null a dumbass because he thought he thought the check couldn't be cashed. Someone went out of their way to handmake a custom Sonichu plush for him that he could use to raise money and upon receiving it he immediately criticized it because the ears weren't angled the correct way. His cat was sick so people mailed him medication for his cat and he got angry because he wanted money, not the actual medicine.

If he had a hot girlfriend that would fuck him and cook for him he would eventually complain that she isn't pleasuring him enough and that the food didn't meet his standards. It doesn't matter that Chris should be thankful that a woman is even touching him and that his own cooking skills extend to microwaving a can of chef boyardee. Chris thinks that a woman would want to meet his standards, not the other way around. Thanks to his tugboat and failed upbringing Chris is a very ungrateful individual that has an absurd sense of self worth so anything that doesn't satisfy his immediate whims he would instantly complain about.