The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Winnie the Poohnani]

He also , right at the start, invited people to testify bout Kindness’s amazing healing powers, to crickets.

@Aunt Carol he did infact also credit K with “helping him accept his plural identity “ right at the start of this manovre too- first few tweets on the subject, it’s there. He is still keeping it as an option

I, for one, would like to attest to the healing power of Kindness-as-entertainment. If laughter is healing -- and I believe it is -- my spiritual and emotional humors have been greatly boosted by the many LOLs she has provided over the last year.

She deserves at the very least an Emmy for Best Female Supporting Role in a Troon-Based Sitcom.

It might be a bridge too far, but perhaps she should also be given an honorary studies degree for her groundbreaking research in Quantum Personalities: Crisis on Infinite Alters.

 

[DaBigBopper]

First they came for the alpaca's...

So we got a kill counter going for the sheep, ducks, chickens, goats, dogs, cats, and other animals they no longer post about and are likely just dead?

 

[HackerX]

In that first video how Pepe is commandeering the water and bullying the others away. A sure sign that they need more troughs, just like they need more feeding space, to give the weaker ones a chance.

Can't agree with this one. We did the same thing with people and now we have trannies. Are you trying to conjure up transexual alpacas? Though I guess the mortality rate between Tranch alpacas and trannies are comparable.

 

[F13 Key]

Custer County sheriffs department still hasn't updated their blotter since the 27th. Not sure why, I doubt they've had zero calls for a whole week. Would be shitty (or convenient) timing for them to quit updating it online right when the TUR claims a deputy visited them.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Also vicuna are, to quote Time magazine
Impossible to domesticate
the things are not meant to be near alpaca or llamas. The Incans didn't try to farm them, noone rational would- they'd chase them away before they injured their actual stock trying to rape them, and kill them if the royalty wanted new clothes. No wonder the troons love him, a vicuna among domestic lamoids is like a trans-lesbian at a lesbian camp. But beautiful.

Sums it perfectly. These are mentally ill men in dresses with mutilated dicks calling themselves women and demanding society as a whole accept them as women and let them invade women only spaces. All the while being grade A assholes to anyone and everyone arlund them while doing it. Vicina are assholes to alpaca raping females, taking food and water from the rest of the herd and acting like they practically own the place. They love pepe the vicuna because they see so much of themselves in the shit.

 

[Big Merv]

Paul blew his load way too soon without correct PrEP and ended up taking the worst possible route.
He's obviously trying to cover his own ass and others' by vagueposting about serious shit, which does nothing except make his claims look like bullshit to the uninitiated, and reinforce his guilt to those who know. By sperging on twitter without showing the rEcEiPtS, he just looks like a vindictive ex having a mental breakdown, given ammo to the tranch and set himself up for ostracism by twitter trannies.
He should've had a proper written statement and an itemised list of evidence pointing to every single claim he's making, and just accepted that his involvement will have consequences. He's trying to destroy the tranch and come out clean but that's impossible at this point.
He should also have spoken to a lawyer as soon as he decided to do this. Not doing so has meant that he will, if nothing else, face serious financial problems regardless of how it ends up. Even if the tranchers leave peacefully and don't try to fight him in court, and even if he doesn't face any kind of legal consequences for being complicit in mass animal abuse, he will be on the hook for the mortgage to a worthless, piss-stained shack on land poisoned with alpaca corpses. That is the absolute best case scenario.
All he's succeeded in doing with this twitter campaign is ruining his own life even further and accelerating the tranchers' evacuation plans. Chances are they'll be out of there in a matter of weeks claiming that threats to their safety forced them to get out or that Paul evicted them or some combination of that, and their supporters will buy it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

How did it get that name anyway?

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Supposedly someone suggested it to troll them and like all retards who never catch on they....never caught on it was a troll. That or they DID realize it was a troll so they just rolled with it and said "you know what fine let's name him pepe to take the name back from those hateful internet transphobes."

 

[RodgerDodger]

Custer County sheriffs department still hasn't updated their blotter since the 27th. Not sure why, I doubt they've had zero calls for a whole week. Would be shitty (or convenient) timing for them to quit updating it online right when the TUR claims a deputy visited them.

The Clerical Staff that probably does such things has most likely been off over the Holidays.

 

[RabiesTheRedneck]

and just for completeness, here's the rest of the post.
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also on the funnier side they all have fn 57s because the owner thinks its the only good pistol lmao

The first time I ever even heard of a FN57 was from some musclecultist furfaggot years back who probably has a thread on here who told me it was his favorite handgun. Now it's the standard sidearm of the Unicorn militia?

I think they're putting chemicals in the polymer tips that are turning the FNiggers gay. Maybe Five-Seven is actually the suicide rate they're aiming for.

 

[stupid frog]

Supposedly someone suggested it to troll them and like all retards who never catch on they....never caught on it was a troll. That or they DID realize it was a troll so they just rolled with it and said "you know what fine let's name him pepe to take the name back from those hateful internet transphobes."

The only time I remember them letting people name animals, was when they wanted you to give them money to do so. It's not really important, but someone else giving the name makes more sense to me.

 

[soulgains]

Also vicuna are, to quote Time magazine

the things are not meant to be near alpaca or llamas. The Incans didn't try to farm them, noone rational would- they'd chase them away before they injured their actual stock trying to rape them, and kill them if the royalty wanted new clothes. No wonder the troons love him, a vicuna among domestic lamoids is like a trans-lesbian at a lesbian camp. But beautiful.

These faggots think that because they look similar it means they'll get along. Its like forcing a Housecat to cohabitate with a Bobcat because they're both technically in the same family, utterly retarded.

 

[Blaster]

Okay look guys, I'm sure some alpacas died at the tranch, but 60 seems a little high. Crematoriums at that time simply could not

They could if you Alpaca them in!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

These faggots think that because they look similar it means they'll get along. Its like forcing a Housecat to cohabitate with a Bobcat because they're both technically in the same family, utterly retarded.

Don't be a shitlord, Pepe identifies as an alpaca and xe is both stunning and brave.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also even the Twitter fags know TURD

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Thorne here is screwing up by actually knowing any leftist theory. This was an anarchocommunist commune so having a "viable income model" instead of relying on donations (including donations masquerading as "sales" i.e. capitalist trade for useless goods) and funds from the state is fascism and very heckin' unqueer.

 

[Ghostse]

They could if you Alpaca them in!

Look, have you seen the size of the propane tank on the tranch? You'd barely be able to burn a burger with that much propane let alone cremate one Alpaca ... and forget about 60.
No one is saying the Hollamacaust didn't happen, we're just questioning the scale.

 

[Pedophobe]

Look, have you seen the size of the propane tank on the tranch? You'd barely be able to burn a burger with that much propane let alone cremate one Alpaca ... and forget about 60.
No one is saying the Hollamacaust didn't happen, we're just questioning the scale.

Most of the deaths were caused by Kiwi Farms drone overflights anyway.

 

[Temperance]

A fine plan, with just one small catch: Bonnie has shat it.

He must have been hoping for the mistreated serfs to come out of the woodwork and publicly slam the cult leaders. In the first posts he implied that he’d been talking with several with stories to tell, but is now appealing for victims to come forward:

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Whatever “publication through credible sources” means. Perhaps he feels these victims won’t trust him and would prefer to talk to a mainstream media outlet instead.

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Again why bother with “an appropriate organization for distribution”, because Twitter still works and would cut out the middleman. That’s where you started this after all.

So I think that might be all she they wrote.

Paul blew his load way too soon without correct PrEP and ended up taking the worst possible route.
He's obviously trying to cover his own ass and others' by vagueposting about serious shit, which does nothing except make his claims look like bullshit to the uninitiated, and reinforce his guilt to those who know. By sperging on twitter without showing the rEcEiPtS, he just looks like a vindictive ex having a mental breakdown, given ammo to the tranch and set himself up for ostracism by twitter trannies.
He should've had a proper written statement and an itemised list of evidence pointing to every single claim he's making, and just accepted that his involvement will have consequences. He's trying to destroy the tranch and come out clean but that's impossible at this point.
He should also have spoken to a lawyer as soon as he decided to do this. Not doing so has meant that he will, if nothing else, face serious financial problems regardless of how it ends up. Even if the tranchers leave peacefully and don't try to fight him in court, and even if he doesn't face any kind of legal consequences for being complicit in mass animal abuse, he will be on the hook for the mortgage to a worthless, piss-stained shack on land poisoned with alpaca corpses. That is the absolute best case scenario.
All he's succeeded in doing with this twitter campaign is ruining his own life even further and accelerating the tranchers' evacuation plans. Chances are they'll be out of there in a matter of weeks claiming that threats to their safety forced them to get out or that Paul evicted them or some combination of that, and their supporters will buy it.

Totally agreed. Paul started off strong, but he really needed to follow it up by dropping some concrete evidence of the Tranch's misconduct. But no... now he's backing off & losing his momentum - with the bad excuse that he's busy with work and needs to take care of his munchie girlfriend. This is YOUR FUTURE at stake, Paul! It should be your top priority right now.

It's frustrating too, because we all know he's telling the truth about the Tranch, and he certainly has the financial statements, text messages, and other evidence to prove at least some of his claims. But for some reason he just doesn't want to provide it... possibly because it would show he was complicit in the Tranch's animal abuse & crowdfunding scams? Or maybe the Tranchers have other dirt on him, like how Penny & Jen were suggesting that he was sexually or physically abusive somehow. I guess Paul was hoping he would only have to provide the opening salvo, and then other Tranch victims would come forward and snowball it into a mass-cancellation of the Tranch on Twitter. Very stupid, Paul! Even if that worked, it wouldn't help your pending legal & financial problems involving the Tranchers.

Anyway, both Paul and the Tranchers (aside from Kevin who's off in his own little world) have been very quiet on social media over the past few days. The stalemate means that Paul is losing though, since the Tranchers are undoubtedly making progress on their escape plan.
Something to note is that the Tranchers haven't advertised their "Expansion" GoFundMe scam since December 22nd, and it also isn't pinned at the top of their Twitter (replaced by their official response to Paul's accusations).

They would normally tweet/retweet about their GFM at least once every 2-3 days, so they might've abandoned this one. Lying to their supporters about wanting to buy a new property when they're actually planning on moving back in with Penny's parents maybe wasn't a great idea!

They more recently shilled their Amazon Wishlist for the Pine Ridge Reservation. That's also a scam (albeit not as obvious), although I think the Tranchers are mostly using it to deflect from the drama. I don't know how Amazon Wishlists work exactly, so I can't tell if anyone has purchased anything from it.


Just for completeness, here's how their Patreon has been doing. The drama hasn't negatively affected it.

 

[Muttley]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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I hope anthropologists and archaeologists dig it up in like 2000 years and wonder what the hell happened here? like it's the Tollense valley of alpaca murder

 

[Jon of the Dead]

You guys think keffals will join the tranny ranch?

Depends if they got a free shed for him to set up a troonshine mill and catboy cages.

 

[AMHOLIO]

, and just accepted that his involvement will have consequences.

Oops. He frames his divorce as all his husband's fault, he's too fucked up to ever think otherwise.

He should also have spoken to a lawyer as soon as he decided to do this. Not doing so has meant that he will, if nothing else, face serious financial problems regardless of how it ends up.

Lol, are you saying grand overlord Bonnie the mighty independent woman and her lesbian Kindness would have to run and talk to lawyers, who are probably as good as cops in their book (so not at all), about something Bonnie clearly, or should I say, queerly knows how to handle? You're completely right, you're just preaching to the wrong man.

Paul may have moved out of the tranch, but the tranch never moved out of him. Bonnie looks sane compared to his nightmare girlfriend and only seems smarter than Penny, but Paul is as stupid, bullheaded, and selfish as the day he walked off the tranch. Alyssa and him both decided it was TOTALLY acceptable to help themselves to shrooms they found in someone's house while dogsitting for Thanksgiving, scratching the record collection and having tons of nasty in the stranger's house, as well as both document it on the internet AND leave a thank you note! The last one was of his own volition too! Basically, he's stupid, selfish, entitled, and is only a step down on crazy compared to his girlfriend. He is only slightly smarter than Penny in the spelling department, the rest I cannot say he is anything more than an equal.

For those of you who might be upset that the tranchers are going to "get away" with it, don't be: Tranchcon 1 has been lost, a big blow to Penny's pride, and his parents' house will only last so long. They're paranoid and believe we are this close to troonmageddon 24/7, they still are having a hard time grifting, and mom's house is the backup: they likely won't have another land to inherit after this. They're miserable and cranky, in drugs and in debt. They just have one member who was too stupid to execute his revenge plan properly, so they get the "winning" side of it on accident.