Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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As long as Baen cleans up their forums, they'll be privileged enough to earn Patrick as a client.

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God damn that whole thing makes me mati, also the editor in chief has been there since 06 so this retarded piglett is no surprise retarded.

As long as Baen cleans up their forums, they'll be privileged enough to earn Patrick as a client.

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God damn that whole thing makes me mati, also the editor in chief has been there since 06 so this retarded piglett is no surprise retarded.
 
Patrick should write a novel about the SFWA, and title it In the Red:
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For those who don't understand financial statements (looking at you, Fatrick), the SFWA lost $53,266.

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I just got a kick out of "quasi endowments."
 
No, but I know he submitted his alien poacher novel to Baen Books.

Evidently they took a look at his social media, where among other things, he had repeatedly attacked Baen and several Baen authors as a member of various SFWA lynchmobs.

I wager the book itself is awful too, and no doubt has been/will be rejected on its merits, but rule of thumb folks: Don't attack a publisher for years and then come hat in hand, asking them to publish you.



Well, since you said I'm your favorite uncle... how can I say no?

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Hard not to be the favorite when all the others try to touch me.
Thank you for the update.

in 2022 Fatty sold:
In the Black +49
Gatecrashers -23
Starship Repo -18
Children of the divide +9
Tridents Forge +7
The Ark +22

Total for 2022 +46.
To date: 6047 (excludes audible)

@FROG I'll hang up and wait for your comment on twitter
 
How many talents of silver would we need to scrounge up in order to get Dear Leader to read a Pat Tomlinson chapter or short story as Pat Tomlinson? I think I'd die laughing if I heard Pat's homoerotic arrow story or Christmas Carol fanfiction read in Null's Pat impression with bonus "Pat" commentary added in.
Propose he does it as a Gumroad thing, would probably be a decent enough time and be about an hour read.
 
Besides @I'mThePatMan!'s very relevant points, Pat is also expanding a common error of the people who consider Jan 6th another 9/11 here. Both these presidents can win elections, that's how they fucking became president. It's that they didn't win the re-election.

Though it's very Pat to claim January 6th wasn't an American problem while literally using a date and political model that only comes from him seeing everything through his American viewpoint. Most people manage to separate their contradictions by at least one tweet. Pat just squishes the idiocy all in the same 280 characters.
 
As long as Baen cleans up their forums, they'll be privileged enough to earn Patrick as a client.

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what a fat, retarded pig.

it was a small forum of people who (mostly) knew each other that threw heated japes around. then a SFWA pedo tried to get his 2 minutes of internet fame by squealing about nazis.

i hate them.
 
Someone should do an audio book and put it on audible.
I nominate the aussie cunt over on OnA to do it, his vocaroos are perfection, especially his Patrick impressions.
If they're too expensive that Big Man Tyrone guy who did a lot of that shit for Internet videos
kek, great choice. Big Lenny is on the market, too, but i don't think i could take more than a minute of him stuttering through text like a mongoloid, though he has a good voice.
 
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Besides @I'mThePatMan!'s very relevant points, Pat is also expanding a common error of the people who consider Jan 6th another 9/11 here. Both these presidents can win elections, that's how they fucking became president. It's that they didn't win the re-election.

Though it's very Pat to claim January 6th wasn't an American problem while literally using a date and political model that only comes from him seeing everything through his American viewpoint. Most people manage to separate their contradictions by at least one tweet. Pat just squishes the idiocy all in the same 280 characters.
For people like Pat, it's never enough that their side won and that the assault on democracy by the "fascists" they so despise got thoroughly quashed on Jan 6. They're such sore winners that even after getting everything they wanted and then some, they just have to keep seeing Evil Orange Man everywhere even though he's been reduced to senile rambling on Truth Social and grifting on the internet from Mar-a-Lago. It never occurs to stalwart champions of democracy like Pat Tomlinson that there's also a time to heal, so instead of mending fences they go on a neverending crusade against an enemy that isn't even there anymore. It's a notion as stupid as continuing your search for something even after you've found it.
 
Total for 2022 +46.
To date: 6047 (excludes audible)
Can you imagine basing your entire identity and sense of self-worth off of being a literary paragon intellectual then having sold ~6,000 books in your "career" at age 40 between the six that you've written? Plus barely graduating from high school with a 1.7 GPA and being a community college dropout? Jesus Christ, Pat.

I'd almost feel bad for him for having wasted his life if he wasn't such a pretentious arrogant choad. No wonder he constantly lies about his accomplishments in every other area of his life to make himself seem tough and less pitiful. How can one man be so downright pathetic? I sometimes have a hard time believing that Pat is a real person and not a fictional character from some absurdist or surrealist work that's a commentary on modern society and the human condition. Pat is lolcow incarnate in every last aspect of his life.
 
Can you imagine basing your entire identity and sense of self-worth off of being a literary paragon intellectual then having sold ~6,000 books in your "career" at age 40 between the six that you've written? Plus barely graduating from high school with a 1.7 GPA and being a community college dropout? Jesus Christ, Pat.

6,000 is his career total? Fuck. I bought Starship Repo because I'm a big Will Tate fan, but only 510 other people have ever bought it? Oof. I'd drink myself until I was bloated too if I were him.
 
huh what happened. ive been sick for like 3-4 days, I guess im gonna have to sort through the last dozen pages.
Ever just come back to a thread after the holidays and discover it has been shat up?
Just wanted to draw attention to Pat's handwriting. Something tells me that this isn't how a high IQ sci-fi novelist would write. Looks like the sped barely has control of his own digits.

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Anyone else hoping for some more D&D leaks? It's an entire world of the Patverse we're missing out on. Let's get some flies on those walls. Throw money at that Owen guy who's good at this or something.
 
Hard not to be the favorite when all the others try to touch me.
Thank you for the update.

in 2022 Fatty sold:
In the Black +49
Gatecrashers -23
Starship Repo -18
Children of the divide +9
Tridents Forge +7
The Ark +22

Total for 2022 +46.
To date: 6047 (excludes audible)

@FROG I'll hang up and wait for your comment on twitter
How do the negative figures work, in these calculations?
 
So ... on what grounds did he convince Amazon to remove the book? Just curious.
It used to be possible to buy William Luther Pierce's notorious (because it's badly paced) 'The Turner Diaries' on Kindle from Amazon.

That book has less 'niggers' in it than this one.
A reminder that this is actually the second book released by Owen A Forrems. First was this 200 page anthology of short stories about fat, complete with illustrations.
Is this piracy, sir? I wouldn't want to steal bread from the mouths of the poor chiles of this excellent author.
Tubby trying to go viral again farting out some more word dribble tweets from Hoolies
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The retarded liberal faggot lies again. The attack on Brazil's democracy was orchestrated by the CIA under his god Biden. It was an American problem.
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Continuation of Jan 6th? Was it tough??

Or was it the next step of a localized and complex political internal war that has been going on for many many years and which you know nothing about? Was Obama impeached for "criminal administrative misconduct and disregard for the federal budget" before Trump became president, like it happened in Brazil?

Was the left's president before the impeached one jailed for corruption? I sure think that Clinton deserved it, but alas!
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It took me literally 2 minutes to Google this shit and realize "Huh, maybe things are not as simple as Pat says they are."

You fat fuck, the world does not orbit your fat little mind where everything can be easily classified between Good vs Evil; Us vs Them. You think you understand everything about every subject, but the reality is you don't even understand that you were NOT picked at random. And you still don't understand why Ade was not "telling a lie, a lie she tells herself to this very day".

I know the answer is "autism+narcisism+Momma Raven's spoiled breast milk", but I still ask myself how can a man be this delusional about his ability to understand reality?
Stupid conservative nigger, the fake 'corruption' conspiracy against Lula and Rousseff has been admitted to have been created by the Ammurican 'intelligence' services. You're as bad as retard liberal fatrick.
 
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I guess it's funny the poor old black lady died because she supported Trump? Not my sense of humor. They look like sweet old ladies who are deeply loved and will be very missed, politics aside.
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Now I'm no twitter expert but I don't think he's called anyone a stalker or child in a few days ? Since the quasi court docs dropped
Since Fatrick likes making jokes about people's grandmas dying, I decided it would be fun to play a game. Let's guess the number of attendees to Patrick's funeral when he eats himself to an early grave in the next decade versus how many show up for the old lady. I figure she probably has a good 300 people who will show with her relatives and church family, and her friends she's made in politics.

I think Pat will attract upwards of 20 people if his third wife livestreams it.
 
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