Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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It seems that Kevin’s low Twitter activity has come to an end ((:_(). We begin today’s update with him addressing his twitter addiction and telling us what he’s been up to: he made a new hot trans girl (and totally sucked her clit), and together they helped a new gf move. I assume the new gf is the demisexual one he was excited for a sleepover with, and he just so happened to meet another trans girl in the process of helping the gf move. So basically, it was the perfect tweet for Kevin to return with. [A]
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In true Kevin fashion, he to follow up by driving home the performative horniness [A]
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Hogwarts Legacy spoiler [A]
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More on the new trans woman he met this week [A]
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Last Knight [A]
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Apparently twitter went down. So much for him using it less. [1], [2]
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Kevin wants a collector’s edition of Tears of the Kingdom [A]
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Metroid Prime blah blah [A]
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Neck is still not doing well. [A]
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The shit that Joe does makes Neck feel better about his “own life falling apart” [A]
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Wedge tweeted about more “TERF woman bad” bs [A]
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I'm pretty sure JKR has been vocal in support of abotion/women's right to choose, once again a tranny is typing shit on the internet.

And I just read Divot's incitement of hatred against JKR because of her 'friends' is another failed attempt at cancelling her.

The HP game sold millions, you dumb cunts lost, now stop whining about the evil terf.
 
Metroid Prime blah blah [A]
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I like how Kevin lied here in order to make his only point. He didn't avoid Prime 3 because of "waggle" (of which there isn't really any in the game btw) he avoided it because he hasn't even played Prime 2 yet. (Be surprised if he can because he's a babby, they made Corruption a cakewalk because everyone complained Echoes was too unforgiving.) Besides, I love the Trilogy but like... it's Metroid, the story isn't really that relevant. But he's doing that faggot thing of "I can't play ANY of it until it's COMPLETE! (In a specific way that will probably change in the future so I can have an excuse and complaint about the fact I have simply not done it.)"

Even more importantly, they didn't announce the Trilogy for Switch, only a remaster of the first game.

Also, what's stopped him from playing Mass Effect? Does he know that they actually did release a remaster of that trilogy already? He's such a retard about everything.

Wedge tweeted about more “TERF woman bad” bs [A]
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Notice that Wedge did not provide a link for his claim that Rowling funds groups since there is no evidence of this which breaks the connecting tissue required of the entire conspiracy theory.

I'd also like to hear about what he's given up for the "fight" for basic human rights.
 
"Made a new hot trans girl friend & within 24 hours I was sucking her clit."

Or, more accurately, Kevryn is a shlubby man with a crotch wound and he sucked another delusional man's dick.
Karma definitely has a sense of humour. Ugly, awkward dudes transition because they think they can become hot lesbians, end up fucking other ugly, awkward dudes.
 


Since getting slapped down by the black deafies Wedge is going all out to show he's a real black ally

Unfortunately as DMX (pbuh) proclaimed [niggas] show no love to homo thugs

Yeah, Kevin was always creepy and sad, but at least he used to be outrageous. These days he's just washed up.

Kevin was funnier when he could still convince himself that surgery and Penny would improve... something. Now that his dick is gone and Penny can't chew, things must look different.

I guess Kevin knows, in his heart, that more surgery isn't going to solve any of his problems (that is, if the surgery is actually going to happen and they're not just stringing him along). And Kevin must know that the Tranch is a failure, regardless of what Penny says. They aren't "moving" and "expanding". They're being driven off the land by Bonnie and his ma.

Kevvie seems to be content just cooming & consooming himself to death these days, without aspiration or pretense. Which is sad, because at least for me, it's the pretensions that make a cow truly shine.

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Kevin "wanted to wait until the move to open this guy"
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"Twitter should be the last priority"
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Kevryn gets hundreds of dollars for travel and foresees he's gonna "feel really scummy lol" if he spends it on something else
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Someone should print these tweets off and show them to the people in Pakistan.
'we mined oil and turned it into planet warming gasses that cause floods like the one that just made you penniless and destitute so fat dickless men can fly overseas to eat at fast food chains they have at home, and give a single unenthusiastic blowjob to another fat autist whilst tweeting about what a 'slut' he is'

Truly the west is the great satan
 
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It seems that Kevin’s low Twitter activity has come to an end ((:_(). We begin today’s update with him addressing his twitter addiction and telling us what he’s been up to: he made a new hot trans girl (and totally sucked her clit), and together they helped a new gf move. I assume the new gf is the demisexual one he was excited for a sleepover with, and he just so happened to meet another trans girl in the process of helping the gf move. So basically, it was the perfect tweet for Kevin to return with. [A]
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In true Kevin fashion, he to follow up by driving home the performative horniness [A]
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Hogwarts Legacy spoiler [A]
More on the new trans woman he met this week [A]
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Last Knight [A]
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Apparently twitter went down. So much for him using it less. [1], [2]
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Kevin wants a collector’s edition of Tears of the Kingdom [A]
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Metroid Prime blah blah [A]
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Neck is still not doing well. [A]
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The shit that Joe does makes Neck feel better about his “own life falling apart” [A]
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Wedge tweeted about more “TERF woman bad” bs [A]
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I was a little surprised to see Kevin have the forethought to only purchase physical copies of digital media, but then realized he does so just to keep accumulating his little plastic "collectables" he can take photos of to show off to other consoomer troons on Twitter. He likely will purchase that Metroid game and not even play it. He just wants to show what a "true fan" he is of the woman vs alien series.
 
It seems that Kevin’s low Twitter activity has come to an end ((:_(). We begin today’s update with him addressing his twitter addiction and telling us what he’s been up to: he made a new hot trans girl (and totally sucked her clit), and together they helped a new gf move. I assume the new gf is the demisexual one he was excited for a sleepover with, and he just so happened to meet another trans girl in the process of helping the gf move. So basically, it was the perfect tweet for Kevin to return with. [A]
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In true Kevin fashion, he to follow up by driving home the performative horniness [A]
View attachment 4474139
Hogwarts Legacy spoiler [A]
More on the new trans woman he met this week [A]
View attachment 4474144
Last Knight [A]
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Apparently twitter went down. So much for him using it less. [1], [2]
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Kevin wants a collector’s edition of Tears of the Kingdom [A]
View attachment 4474153
Metroid Prime blah blah [A]
View attachment 4474156
Neck is still not doing well. [A]
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The shit that Joe does makes Neck feel better about his “own life falling apart” [A]
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Wedge tweeted about more “TERF woman bad” bs [A]
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I've been thinking about Kev's admittance about his life being better without twitter. And how Twitter mountains are really just molehills.

He got so close to having a life changing epiphany, so very very close.
 
One of the things that cracks me up about Kevin is that he's such a prude.

"I met someone and within 24 hours I was sucking dick!"

Does he think we're all scandalized?

Meanwhile, every city has a cruisy park where you can suck dick without so much as a "Hi, what's your name?"

I could probably head to the bar right now and be working a dick in an hour from now. It might be gross dick, but it will be dick.
 
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