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[Flamin Park]

Steb is retarded as fuck. Just look at him.

I wonder how Steb's parents feel about all this
Imagine putting up with your tard kid for years and then he starts crossdressing while doing big retard laughs. Whatever if it makes him happy right? It can't make his job prospects any worse right?

And then one day something magical happens: his friend, his female friend is coming to visit from america, and they LIKE EACH OTHER. You shuttle around in a kind of happy blind panic, getting all the notorious british snacks in for the friend to try, making suggestions for cool places to go, just so thankful that he gets a piece of normality. Maybe this is where the worm turns, maybe this is the point all the effort and time is rewarded and he starts to live a somewhat normal life.

And then you head to the airport and Kevin arrives. You manage to hold in the tears until you hear your retard son climaxing inside Kevin's horrible mouth. Tears fall into your lap in a twisted music video to the sounds of a wounded bull elephant expiring.

You wake up the next day and wonder if you should hang yourself in the shower. But your retard is your creation, your shackle, your long cross to bear. And now in a way, so is Kevin

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin and his ilk with mile long block lists were not happy.

"I am a strong Trxns Womyn fag dyke and my Queer Family militia will kill you if you threaten me #BashtheFash day of the Guillotine soon"

"I will leave twitter if the Chuds are mean to me"

-Kevin Gibes

 

[no ledge]

Shame "fearless leader" doesn't seem to be any of their official titles though. I'm sure Elon got the joke though when he read it. (Though he was fuming that he couldn't ban Kevin for it because Kevin had outsmarted him yet again.)

Fearless Leader - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Fearless Leader is a cold-war era bullwinkle character. Boomers in web 1.0 times would call the site admin that as a reference.

I think the NK term is "dear leader".

 

[Luigi McPizza]

This one was funny

Kevin had a long threesome and came 0 times

 

[James Howlett]

Lol, kevie gave someone a hand job and equates it to a lusty orgy.

 

[Aliénor]

But I'm a Cheerleader has massive terf undertones, because it was made back when the world was sane. Like the high school girls who fall in love at the sex-segregated conversion camp you are not, Kevin my man.

 

[CoolFool]

This one was funny
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Kevin had a long threesome and came 0 times
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Was this threesome at their new home? If so, I pray Penny's parents are deaf and did not actually have to hear three grown men grunting and groaning all night

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The singular funny part of today’s post is Kevin reminiscing on when a black teen stole his ipod and wishing he had just let him have it. I saw this earlier today and I was dying to post it in today’s update because [A]
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Birds of a feather...

 

[Niggerphobe]

The singular funny part of today’s post is Kevin reminiscing on when a black teen stole his ipod and wishing he had just let him have it. I saw this earlier today and I was dying to post it in today’s update because [A]
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I think his name was dayshawn wakanda Taylor

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The depth of Kevryn's political understanding is staggering. "I'm a communist... or anarchist, whatever." Whatever will get him more woke points in the moment is what he actually means. It's not as if he's ever actually read up on either of those ideologies. At best he's watched some YouTube vids of someone ranting about how late stage capitalism is The Big Evil because trans people and POC or some such shit. He just hasn't decided whether it's communism or anarchy that will best make the plastic toys come faster, and reward him for sitting on his fat festering ass all day while he bitches about Elon.

I don't think he's actually gone that far. I think he just thinks like hierarchies are bad so like smash all hierarchies. Somebody told him this was anarchocommunism so he got on board. All his queer theorizing is basically just complaining that other people won't think whatever thing he's on about is the best thing ever and so somehow means they're imposing a hierarchy on him. But since he's Kevin he doesn't even understand what hierarchies are so he doesn't understand that he decided he's a woman because men are supposed to be higher and he wants to be the lower form. He decided he's an anarchist even though he wants the state to steal and oppress others so he doesn't have to see The Cis not wearing masks or The Cis not paying for his titties, The Cis is higher so he's trans and thus lower, so the trans using the state to oppress The Cis is somehow anarchist. The communism is just the same old dumb shit where since by definition there will only be one class there can be no hierarchies even though these will instantly start redeveloping unless everyone actually does cease being individuals and even though intersectionality violates this principle anyway by establishing an infinite array of binary classes. Kevin never got that far because someone just told him communism has no hierarchies and he decided that was him and he tuned out at whatever they said after it.

The funny part of us taking his philosophical claims seriously in this thread is that he doesn't take any of them seriously, his philosophy is just lazy narcissism. If he was actually unbounded in his queerness he'd reject the labels and wouldn't feel the need to justify his stupidity and devotion to mindless pleasure as ACKTUALLY being some form of his claimed political-philosophical identities.

Basically, I'm saying he should just accept his final form as this but with titties:

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Happy Valentine’s Day, my fellow kiwis!!! Today’s update is not as juicy as I expected it to be, but that’s fine.
As posted earlier in the thread, Kevin posted this: [A]

Also previously covered, Kevin tells Twitter how he spent his Valentine’s day. [A]

Kevin muses that even though he “gained a new GF and a new slutty friend”, he still has healing to do. [A]

Answers the question “the last time you wore a band shirt, what was the band?” with Weezer [A]

More about his sex life that we didn’t ask for [A]

Kevin shared a photo of two of the cats watching tv (with bongs in the photo of course) [A]

He’s also got the tranch patreon thread open in another tab, but don’t shit up the Kevin thread with it, take it to the tranch thread.
And Neck is going to court for his name change tomorrow! [A]

Wedge was not active, so no lovey stuff between them.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[FinnSven]

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Kevin shared a photo of two of the cats watching tv (with bongs in the photo of course)

Do these cats identify Ricky as a smarter and more productive version of Kevvie?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Was this threesome at their new home? If so, I pray Penny's parents are deaf and did not actually have to hear three grown men grunting and groaning all night

Lol, kevie gave someone a hand job and equates it to a lusty orgy.

And the worst part is he probably thinks he had a better v day than anyone who spent it alone. There's you post Feb 14th bright side singles. The alternative was whatever the hell Kevin gibes did last.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

It's gonna take some Janitor In a Drum to clean the grease / hairball / amhole seepage outa those sheets, that's for sure.

Ah, who am I kidding. Kevryn will just leave the bedding as is cuz he loves the reek. Smells like "musk slut love".

There are homeless people sleeping in puddles of urine behind the dumpster at the Pump 'n' Go who had a more hygienic and romantic Valentines Day than Kevryn did, is what I'm saying.

 

[Cotton]

once again a tranny is typing shit on the internet.

This this should the motto of the Stinkditch subforum

I don't think he's actually gone that far. I think he just thinks like hierarchies are bad so like smash all hierarchies.

And just yesterday he was bragging about how unghg the "switchy sex" he had was:

More about his sex life that we didn’t ask for [A]
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I know Kevin is retarded and will claim this is a boldly trans assertion of his sexuality, brave exploration of queer intimacy, subversion of the cis-het patriarchy etc etc but it's still funny.

So much (all?) of Kevvie's sexuality involves hierarchies-- this is the stuff he orgasms too-- or at least did before he got his dick peeled n' flipped. Would his brain short circuit if tried to imagine two people having sex lovingly and without a power imbalance?

extra credit: the question above contains multiple challenges of cognition for Kevin. How many can you identify?

 

[Hitman One]

I wonder how Steb's parents feel about all this
Imagine putting up with your tard kid for years and then he starts crossdressing while doing big retard laughs. Whatever if it makes him happy right? It can't make his job prospects any worse right?

And then one day something magical happens: his friend, his female friend is coming to visit from america, and they LIKE EACH OTHER. You shuttle around in a kind of happy blind panic, getting all the notorious british snacks in for the friend to try, making suggestions for cool places to go, just so thankful that he gets a piece of normality. Maybe this is where the worm turns, maybe this is the point all the effort and time is rewarded and he starts to live a somewhat normal life.

And then you head to the airport and Kevin arrives. You manage to hold in the tears until you hear your retard son climaxing inside Kevin's horrible mouth. Tears fall into your lap in a twisted music video to the sounds of a wounded bull elephant expiring.

You wake up the next day and wonder if you should hang yourself in the shower. But your retard is your creation, your shackle, your long cross to bear. And now in a way, so is Kevin

This is horrifying but also, in a way, beautiful.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I wonder how Steb's parents feel about all this
Imagine putting up with your tard kid for years and then he starts crossdressing while doing big retard laughs. Whatever if it makes him happy right? It can't make his job prospects any worse right?

And then one day something magical happens: his friend, his female friend is coming to visit from america, and they LIKE EACH OTHER. You shuttle around in a kind of happy blind panic, getting all the notorious british snacks in for the friend to try, making suggestions for cool places to go, just so thankful that he gets a piece of normality. Maybe this is where the worm turns, maybe this is the point all the effort and time is rewarded and he starts to live a somewhat normal life.

And then you head to the airport and Kevin arrives. You manage to hold in the tears until you hear your retard son climaxing inside Kevin's horrible mouth. Tears fall into your lap in a twisted music video to the sounds of a wounded bull elephant expiring.

You wake up the next day and wonder if you should hang yourself in the shower. But your retard is your creation, your shackle, your long cross to bear. And now in a way, so is Kevin

Ugh this made me really sad.
Parents of retard children is always a soft spot of mine.
Especially when they are adults and you see an ancient parent never able to rest.

Let’s not forget! The thing that turns up at the airport has got a good 15 years plus on little steb too!
Sinister minister.

 

[Clicky]

Kevin shared a photo of two of the cats watching tv (with bongs in the photo of course) [A]
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You're already a piece of shit if you smoke around animals, but doing it around a kitten? Good fucking lord, man.

I pray these losers all get terrible psychosis and CHS from smoking constantly at some point in their lives. These poor cats.

 

[Fornicario]

And the worst part is he probably thinks he had a better v day than anyone who spent it alone. There's you post Feb 14th bright side singles. The alternative was whatever the hell Kevin gibes did last.

What is Kevryn thinking he sounds like? High school girls having a sleepover? Because what he's actually done is document what kind of degenerate sex fiend he is. I used to have a problem with deviancy laws, but the pendulum has swung too far.

 

[stupid frog]

Repost from Tranch.

Bonnie posted emails from Penny confirming they have left.

eta: I'm pretty sure this means the "friend" he helped move was himself.

It's officially over. (A)

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Spoiler: Pics from tweet

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