Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[SenorCurditos]

"If you don't place your cart in the corral when finished with it, you are not fit for self governance." - Paraphrasing some guy in Serbia. I observe this phenomenon weekly and its mostly(and in this order) niggers, mojados, white trash, and pineapple niggers. OP missed the bullseye but now I know who this guy is, so that's nice.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Cart Narc would have a heart attack if he saw the CKY crew back in the day:

 

[Day Drinking]

Null really understands his user base. This has been fantastic.

I thought all of us were black? Is this not a black-owned web forum?

If I'm remembering pfps correctly, you're the one who's been following this guy for awhile? This thread must be a complete win for you.

I hardly ever use a shopping cart. I get people who will offer me their cart and I will always smile and say thank you, then walk the cart back to the store and put it away or hand it to someone else. They feel better thinking they saved me the trouble and they don't have to worry about the cart. I feel better because I've lost not time and feel like I'm doing something nice. It's the same reason I put the cart away without second thought when I do have one.

 

[Fate Fan]

If you don't put the cart back you are a subhuman nigger who probably should not be allowed out in public much less driving a car, as you are probably the asshole that cruises in the left lane then gets pissy when someone passes you.

 

[56 others]

He's just a polite Frank Hassle.

Returning carts is his excuse to engage people for being so pathetically lazy, his fruity nature enrages the target, and he has good verbal IQ to dance around the people he's trolling. I don't think he really cares about the carts, and he definitely comes across as a fag, but trolling the unbelievably lazy is pretty funny every couple of months.

 

[VeeAndro]

This is like all of those pedo buster shows. Clearly, everyone hates the fuckers who don't put carts back and even leave them behind someone else's car for them to do it. Sadly, the ones who have the time and inclination to try to call out this inconvenient behavior are people worse than most offenders (in fact, I bet many pedo busters are pedos themselves) AND have the added benefit of wanting to record it and get something out of it. They believe they will gain social largesse and hide behind the unpopularity of the unliked thing if anybody calls out the youtuber for their own obnoxiousness. I'm gonna watch this shit show dumpster fire since Sebastian wants to be dumpster bait so badly.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

I do not put the cart away like a good little drone because I am not a domesticated oversocialized zogbot

James Mason writes in his essay "SIEGE" that one must leave shopping carts out in the middle of the road, or dump them into a nearby canal to effectively fight the system.

 

[Techno Suicune]

He's Frank Hassle, but with a legitimate reason to provoke people.

Any content that shows niggers and spics sperging out for redpill material is fine in my book.

 

[Sketchy Fingers]

Seeing this guy call the police after someone pulled a gun, defending his property, is the definition of fuck around and find out.

 

[William Tyndale]

Null really understands his user base. This has been fantastic.


If I'm remembering pfps correctly, you're the one who's been following this guy for awhile? This thread must be a complete win for you.

I hardly ever use a shopping cart. I get people who will offer me their cart and I will always smile and say thank you, then walk the cart back to the store and put it away or hand it to someone else. They feel better thinking they saved me the trouble and they don't have to worry about the cart. I feel better because I've lost not time and feel like I'm doing something nice. It's the same reason I put the cart away without second thought when I do have one.

As soon as I saw the feature I knew exactly what it was referencing. I’m shocked that so many people think he’s an autist. The videos are hilarious. I laugh every time he throws a magnet on their car and they get out ready to scrap like he just insulted their mom.

 

[Bloodypinky]

I've enjoyed his videos. It's obvious that sometimes he's purposely pushing people's buttons to get a reaction for the content, but some of the people lash out immediately when being asked to put the cart back nicely. I've watched every one of his videos and it makes me happy to see people here enjoying them too.

 

[Super Guido]

As soon as I saw the feature I knew exactly what it was referencing. I’m shocked that so many people think he’s an autist. The videos are hilarious. I laugh every time he throws a magnet on their car and they get out ready to scrap like he just insulted their mom.

People think he's an autist because autists sometimes are total retards about rules to the point where they get in other people's business and risk getting their ass kicked because they won't stop until the person does what they say.

 

[spva]

Sebastian dropped a new video
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Some highlights:
1. A guy has a dog in his car https://youtu.be/TITSYb-5_Zo?t=233 Sebastian copes about how he would totally take some bites from a pitbull but he's worried about the dog. Nope you're just a little bitch.

2. He gets really mad that some guy smiled at him and spends the next couple of minutes malding over it when the guy takes his magnet off and drives off he tells Sebastian to get a life https://youtu.be/TITSYb-5_Zo?t=500 and then the autist talks to himself about how he wishes he didn't have to do this. You don't have to do this you autistic faggot literally no one asked you to.

3. The autist also has an obsession with litter and he wants big brother to catch all the bottle pissers https://youtu.be/TITSYb-5_Zo?t=534 what a bizzare thing to focus on

He talks to himself a lot in this video his quest for a boyfriend free girl must not be going so well.

>You don't have to do this you autistic faggot literally no one asked you to.

retard it's a joke maybe you're the autist?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Oh god those niggers are the worst. Around here, once an apartment was built right next to a shopping center, it wasn't long before the carts had locks on them because cart niggers kept taking them to the apartment and never bringing them back.

Imagine having enough money to rent in an apartment with an elevator but not having the courtesy to bring the cart back to the corral after you're done.

Our apartment block has it's own shopping cart. Exactly one. Everybody can use it and everybody brings it back. If it disappears for some unknown reason a new one shows up like 2 or 3 days later.
I only live like 3 minutes away from a little shopping center so one would assume the cart belongs to that store/chain but no, not always. Sometimes our cart is from a chain that is 30 min or more away.
I can't tell when it's started but someday the cart was there. Like someone said "Fuck it, we need an apartment cart" and stole one.

I don't know how this cart magic works or who the cart magician is. It's like we all have a silent agreement about always having exactly one cart for everybody free to use it. Ngl it's very neat.

 

[MeltyTW]

>traffic
>parking lot

Pick one

cars what go in a line trying to move and a cunt what blocks cars trying to move. (and then cart guy who got a bit of tunnel vision arguing with cunt)

just put the cart away, lazybones.

ive ran across the store to the protests of the people i entered with to return items that were no longer needed or that we couldnt get or someone in the group didnt want anymore.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

Comfy thread. Will gladly wait until Sebastian realizes that the only universal language is force.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Which sped said earlier that this thread shouldn't be featured? They owe everyone an apology.

 

[Schwarzwald]

My entire life, I've returned my shopping carts to the corral. I'll oftentimes move the shopping carts of other people to the corral if they're close. Once upon a time, I worked at a grocery store and it was my job to do so, so I empathize with the poor teenage kids pushing the carts and shoppers who have the wind blow carts into their cars and leave dents. Their job is made a great deal harder by selfish people who don't take the ten seconds to take responsibility for their own carts.

Having said that, there will likely come a day when I will be in a hurry for this reason or that or not feeling well. Perhaps, for once in my life, I won't return the shopping cart to the corral.

If, on the one day in my life that I didn't happen to do so and he was unfortunate enough to witness me doing so, that this ugly sperg charged at me with a camera yelling LAZYBONES at me and making siren noises, if I was having a particularly bad day, I might very well snap and beat him within an inch of his life on the spot. I wouldn't hold it against anybody who did.

 

[SentinentCloud]

People who do not return the cart, even if white in skin tone, have black souls

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

Just here to say that you shoud return your cart, but chimping out over it (either as the harrasser or the harassee) is fucking gay and its not that big of a deal.