Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

[Dain Bramage]

Chris mixes idioms and fucks up proverbs all the time so I'd say it's the former. That's how we got such pearls of wisdom as 'the pen is mightier than the sword, yet more permanent than a pencil'.

But back in the stone age..........

The idea of a credit card company giving Chris a card, and then increasing his spending limit every once in a while so Chris will buy more and more crap till he eventually crashes & burns is the greatest trolling saga of all.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

The idea of a credit card company giving Chris a card, and then increasing his spending limit every once in a while so Chris will buy more and more crap till he eventually crashes & burns is the greatest trolling saga of all.

That saga may take years, though... and he wrought it upon himself.

 

[Apocalypso]

yeah chris those transformers will help you pay your debt

"One shall stand. One shall fall."

And we know the one who's going to fall.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'm kinda worried as to how that Bumblebee is unusually filthy looking in comparison to the other figures. Like half of it is covered in this thick brown crust. That shit ain't burn damage, and dust doesn't get that brown.
Oh sweet godbear, say it ain't so!

 

[DragoonSierra]

The idea of a credit card company giving Chris a card, and then increasing his spending limit every once in a while so Chris will buy more and more crap till he eventually crashes & burns is the greatest trolling saga of all.

@DStecks should have gotten him a credit card with a $1000 limit and offered to pay it off once.

I wonder if signing Chris up for credit cards and sending them to him is identity theft.

Im also utterly surprised he hasnt signed up for Paypal's scammy credit line.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

It can't be much longer until Fatty can't pay the minimums on all those cards and make his necessary monthly payment.

Then my friends, the salt will flow.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

A Lot of people have underestimated chris including Creditors

I mean look at the State of Virginia, they gave him a license to drive a 1/2 ton automobile for crying out loud

 

[TOOTBLAN]

. . .you know you've been here too long when you're fluent in autism.

This needs to be a random.txt

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

So let me get this straight. Some 30-or-so years ago, Chris wanted to play Transformers, and make Bob be Optimus Prime, and Barb be Arcee. And he STILL wants to do this, and bought the toys to make it happen? Is he seriously going to make Barb play Transformers with him? And dare I ask how he's going to handle Bob's role?

Dig up Bob.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

Ok, I had a hard time understanding him so I re-wrote his facebook posts in an easier to understand way:

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-trans-jpg.103749/
'Firstly, I want to clarify something, since some people who live in their parent's basements leaked information about me on kiwifarms. Unexpectedly, one of my credit account's limits was raised and I used half of it to buy more transformers toys from the 'Combiner Set Collection'. I gave the other half to my mother for bills.

If you were a boy in the 80's with a mom and dad, shortly after the middle or end of season 3 of Transformers G1 you would've wanted to play Transformers with your family. You'd want to include mom (she'd be Arcee), your dad would be 'optomist' (pun intended) and you're bumblebee. The game would be to spy and take out the Decepticons in their Energon-stealing scheme.

Well, more than 3 decades later, Arcee with transforming abilities is finally released, along with new and updated Optimus Prime, Bumblebee etc. figures. Now, this family game can be played for real. Sweet!'

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/credit-increase-jpg.103768/

'But seriously, the credit increase was a bonus that was spent quickly. My mom is spending more on the bills out of impulse - she should be only paying the minimums and she isn't - so we have less money this month. This means more stress for me, it's led to me having less energy. So, I am going to be more serious in my new videos when I request donations. If you can donate to me through the 'Support' button on my Youtube channel or through PayPal to my phone number, please do. Thanks.'

 

[MG 620]

What the hell is he on about?

 

[Ｋｉｋｅ]

What the hell is he on about?

Some autistic shit, then an autistic rant about how he needs more donations so he can buy vidya gaymes.

"Spend more on the bills out of impulse"

Tfw Chris will buy almost anything out of impulse, useless toys, etc...When he has actual expenses too....

 

[Dain Bramage]

What the hell is he on about?

Chris boasting that he has more credit limit to spend on crap than ever. Mocking his own mother for actually paying more than just the bare minimum amount on her own credit card debts. In general, Chris wallowing proudly in his militant stupidity.

Remembering the "POW Message" video where Bob was forced to spend Christmas Day reading an insane manifesto written by Chris on camera, I wonder if Chris really did try to force poor Bob into doing Optimus roleplay with him.

 

[Gaol]

So it pretty much throws out the whole "chris is good with money" and proves that Barb is the one paying the bills and he hates having to spend money on it. Apparently Chris would rather buy legos and transformers rather than pay for electricity/water/house/car payments. So the reason we see more shit appearing whenever he begs is because he is using the money for toys as previously thought. Also it seems they are quite behind on bills do to the "impusilve" spending he says.

 

[Karen Riley]

So it pretty much throws out the whole "chris is good with money" and proves that Barb is the one paying the bills and he hates having to spend money on it. Apparently Chris would rather buy legos and transformers rather than pay for electricity/water/house/car payments. So the reason we see more shit appearing whenever he begs is because he is using the money for toys as previously thought. Also it seems they are quite behind on bills do to the "impusilve" spending he says.

I don't think Barb is really vindicated by this if she's just paying off her bigger bills with an increase in credit. To me she's not really addressing the problem at all, just shifting it.

But yeah I agree that this shows Chris in an awful light. Nothing comes before him buying toys, he's made that blatantly apparent here.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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@The American Hedgehog contribution should be in OP.
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and kudos to @CatParty right below.

Wow

Instead of using ALL of it to help out, you spent some of it on items you will never ensure the health and safety of your own mother

"I didn't have enough for the bills or your medication BUT LOOK AT THIS TRANSFORMER I GOT!"

Barb must be so jealous of Bob

 

[Purple Man]

You know, by saying "Chris is good with money" nobody here expects him to be a reasonable spender. It just means that he's going to pay all the bills on time and whatever else he's being expected of, but nothing above that. The remaining money is his toys fund and he believes he can blow it all instantly after the usual payments are made.

He doesn't consider saving even a little bit, nor paying up more than the bare minimum on his debts, even if it bites him on the ass later. Right now he has the money, so why not buy another lego, transformer, PS4 game or a new vibrator instead of paying up his debts faster, thus having more money next tugboat?

He doesn't look forward any further, than the date of his next paycheck. He deosn't do the reasonable things like saving for emergencies or getting rid of his crippling debt. He wants to have his little fun with his new toy now, then throw it onto the hoard and order a new one. Anything else is frivolous for him, as it doesn't let him have his fun right now.

All in all I agree that Chris isn't the person that should be handling the money, but then again he's not the one to blow it all on toys either and having trouble with missing payments. He still thinks like a carefree child, not worried about the future.

 

[Marvin]

So it pretty much throws out the whole "chris is good with money" and proves that Barb is the one paying the bills and he hates having to spend money on it. Apparently Chris would rather buy legos and transformers rather than pay for electricity/water/house/car payments. So the reason we see more shit appearing whenever he begs is because he is using the money for toys as previously thought. Also it seems they are quite behind on bills do to the "impusilve" spending he says.

No, the situation is really bad and it's Barb's fault. She's only making it worse as time goes on.

I don't really reply when people make jokes directed at me about me saying that, because they're just joking.

But if you're interested in the reality of the situation? This post is funny because it makes Chris look so bad. Not because there's something meaningful to glean from it, other than Chris is a retard and puts his foot in his mouth all the time.

All in all I agree that Chris isn't the person that should be handling the money, but then again he's not the one to blow it all on toys either and having trouble with missing payments. He still thinks like a carefree child, not worried about the future.

Chris certainly shouldn't be handling the household's money.

But he'd be better off if Barb didn't have access to his money.

 

[Rung]

Someone really needs to take away Chris's credit cards and let a 3rd party do his and Barb's bill paying.

Also, that bumblebee toy he posted looks awfully dirty. Did this poor thing survive the fire instead of given the sweet embrace of death?

 

[The Giver]

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