"Saddles and Sadness" lmao
They make this unique dickless odyssey sound like a country song.
To the town of Westcliff Colorado came a chudster one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one cared to ask his business, no one dared to make a flip,
The stranger there among them had a big bulge on his hip,
big bulge on his hip
It was early in the morning when he goosestepped in the town
He came clearly from the right side, slowly saluting all around
"He's a Proudboy spreading hatred", came the tweet from every phone,
"And he's here to oppress the business of some troons over the hill"
Troons over the hill
In this town there lived an amhole with the name of Kathryn Gibes
20 chasers had tried to take him, but that many men had failed
He was stinky and a coomer, though a gelding of middle age,
and the notches on his bedpost numbered 0 and zero more
0 and zero more
Now the chudster started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was a Gamergate adherent Trumper, wouldn't stay too long in town
He was there to free Alpacas, 'least the ones that had survived
And he said it didn't matter that he would clash with Troon Team Five
Clash with Troon Team Five
Wasn't long until the story was tweeted at the Tranch
But the Trooners were elated, it was another chance to grift
Twenty times they had GoFundMes, twenty times they made a pearl
twenty-one would be a shootout, with a chud that they called Earl
Chud that they called Earl