The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Law]

Absolutely seem like the kinds of faggots who would shove C4 up a dilator like a tranny IRA

Nah they'd shove C4 into the trash cans in a women's bathroom after they were transphobically reminded that they don't menstruate.
Remember, they never actually try to hurt themselves and most of them can't deal with even small inconveniences. Which is part of what makes their endless fuck-ups so funny.
Also they can never be real women, but way dumber men have been able to become real terrorists.

 

[Oxyjen]

laws about taking care of dead birds of prey...

lol oh shit I’d forgotten all about that, great callback.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

What was the inciting incident leading to the current DFE event? I can't quite pinpoint what of the many things it was in response to, if anything. Maybe they just felt like the heat was getting to be too much finally?

Also I listened to the two This Could Happen Here podcast episodes that were about the siege (there's two other eps about the Tranch itself where they're lying about how to build a "sustainable queer haven" - something they never accomplished) and it really does seem, as y'all have been saying, that Aldo is solely responsible for the narrative that armed men marched onto the tranch property in the middle of the night during the siege. They made it really clear that the rest of TUR was asleep back at the house because Aldo came to "relieve them from their watch so they could get some rest" so Aldo was 100% the only witness to that encounter. That makes me more convinced than ever that that whole event was made up or very exaggerated.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

If the Earl Siege was fake then explain the over inflated tires. Checkmate, CHUD.

 

[Ghostse]

The thing about off-grid is that for a lot of the year you have a big surplus of power during the day, that you can’t adequately store to use at night.
I have a modest solar system (on grid) and even today, at the start of March, it’s going to make about 25kWh.
I believe the the tranch has lead acid batteries and roughly similar amount of solar, so I’d guess they can store 5kWh of that. Maybe another 5kWh is used for an air conditioner and Kevin’s gaming rig. The rest just isn’t used. So why not plug in an electric car if you have one - it’s free driving. Especially if you only need a few short trips per week and even more so if you have other vehicles to use in the winter.

Where the tranch was having power trouble was keeping Kevin’s computer running all night. There are pictures early in the thread showing a completely fucked up, home brew set of batteries - which they did later replace quite expensively along with more solar. They were using generators to make up for that. It would make no sense to charge the car that way other than in an emergency.

You aren't wrong for sane human beings, but these are trannies.

1) The Trachers were going for hours to Costco about every week to stock up on bachelor chow.
2) They were driving into to town for meals at the tavern almost every day. They using the leaf as an additional vehicle and topping it off from thier gasoline-generator set up.
3) No way in fucking hell their system was putting out 25KWh. The average upper end residential panel is 250W. They were maybe generating 10 with what they had, and that's providing thy didn't have the cheapest chinesium panels. They were also installed like ass, and I don't think they had a battery bank. They also had multiple rigs, plus laptops, with multiple monitors plus TV & consoles.
They were wasteful trannies living in squalor until the money ran out, but LARPing environmental responsibility.
4) The leaf is a small vehicle. It would be filled with 4 unwashed trannies.
IMAGINE THE SMELL

 

[CHARizard]

Previous employer had a homeless friend he let live in his woods. Homeless guy had some Chinese electric van that was parked in the middle of the encampment, providing power to some lights and various things. Probably a similar situation at the tranch, although I still dont know how he recharged his van.

 

[Temperance]

I'm not sure if this is or will be relevant, but I thought the name was familiar. The Twitter account that ex-ATF Paul is talking to is CT John Brown Gun Club - the Connecticut branch of John Brown Gun Club. They're one of the groups Andy Ngo tends to freak out about as domestic terrorists - a dude from one of their chapters tried to attack a government building and ended up being shot. They sometimes get booted from twitter now for calls for violence and threats.

Now, whether the feds would care much about the tranch...meh. But the association with ex-ATF Paul, and ties he might have to the John Brown Gun Clubs (and their desire to arm people) might be more compelling to them. It's pretty likely that Paul and the antifa types he's involved with are doing illegal things with weapons, if not provably getting involved in domestic terrorism activities. Either way, probably not the best enemy for Bonnie to have.

This jogged my memory. There's a Denver branch of the John Brown Gun Club, and the person who runs it named the Tranch as their inspiration. I bet they're part of the "mutual self-defense network" alongside the Tranch and other Denver Antifa groups.
https://twitter.com/Denver_CO_JBGC/with_replies [archive 1] [2]

Love the "Not a militia" bit in the profile. Sure, buddy. Nice fig leaf.

Replying to the recent Tranch tweets:


They want to get involved with the crazy black farmers too:

 

[Niggerphobe]

The autotroons have been defeated by the decptiTerfs

 

[Oxyjen]

4) The leaf is a small vehicle. It would be filled with 4 unwashed trannies.
IMAGINE THE SMELL

I think we can agree to agree.


Here’s a post about the batteries though, just for interest.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...-green-salamander.65259/page-146#post-6341439

That’s 12 x 6V batteries, about 120Ah usable so something like 8KWh storage.

 

[Hokuriku]

Well, shit. Maybe the ATF won't knock so politely after all. Something as small as putting a stock on a pistol (any firearm with a barrel shorter than 16") will net you 10 years in jail. If they even thought of 3D printing an autosear or taking a hacksaw to a barrel they ought to be shifting pretty uncomfortably on their amholes right now.

Troony Ridge incoming, grab some activated almonds and nooch-cheeze popcorn

 

[Merry]

"Former fed" Paul S Liistro (documented here) has joined the fray.

https://twitter.com/paulsl_3/status/1631093135882289155

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No surprise an anarcho-communist deadbeat faggot who now lives with his mother would side with squatters here.

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Paul likes to default on his credit cards and hides from process servers, getting his mom to deal with them. What a brave guy. Fight the system Paul!

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His divorce is still pending. Good luck seeing any child support, Lindsay.

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Yeah, you're one to talk about not paying bills, Paul.

There's something fucking hilarious about a literal glow in the dark Jew using a bunch of insane trannies to push their agenda, but the trannies turn out to be too incompetent and insane to accomplish said agenda. Not doing much to disprove those stereotypes of either demographic eh

 

[Temperance]

Blocked and reported did a show on the Tranch. They also covered the farms.
They give a shoutout for the excellent reporting performed by leading racists within the Kiwi Farms.

Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes

If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]

 

[MadDisaster]

This jogged my memory. There's a Denver branch of the John Brown Gun Club, and the person who runs it named the Tranch as their inspiration. I bet they're part of the "mutual self-defense network" alongside the Tranch and other Denver Antifa groups.
https://twitter.com/Denver_CO_JBGC/with_replies [archive 1] [2]
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Love the "Not a militia" bit in the profile. Sure, buddy. Nice fig leaf.

Replying to the recent Tranch tweets:
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They want to get involved with the crazy black farmers too:
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As far as potential Waco - these John Brown Gun Club branches seem like a potential spot. Unlike "Antifa" in general, they're specific organizations that associate with the antifa movement, and they're very specifically focused on weapons and arming people. They claim not to be a militia, but by all indications they are a militia - same as any other militia group, just with some left-wing talking points.

I archived this tweet, because it seemed illustrative to me.
https://twitter.com/ctjbgc/status/1552703914943864835 Archive

How much government motivation there is to look at left-wing domestic terrorism is anyone's guess, but it seems plausible that groups like this, and their associates have some interest.

ETA: I think the "Not a militia" that all the branches have in their twitter bios is an attempt to keep from getting banned. All of them were apparently banned from Facebook in 2020 as part of an anti-extremism sweep.

Their Counter Extremism Project page
Archive

 

[Law]

"Saddles and Sadness" lmao
They make this unique dickless odyssey sound like a country song.

 

[Divine right to rule]

"Saddles and Sadness" lmao
They make this unique dickless odyssey sound like a country song.

To the town of Westcliff Colorado came a chudster one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one cared to ask his business, no one dared to make a flip,
The stranger there among them had a big bulge on his hip,
big bulge on his hip

It was early in the morning when he goosestepped in the town
He came clearly from the right side, slowly saluting all around
"He's a Proudboy spreading hatred", came the tweet from every phone,
"And he's here to oppress the business of some troons over the hill"
Troons over the hill

In this town there lived an amhole with the name of Kathryn Gibes
20 chasers had tried to take him, but that many men had failed
He was stinky and a coomer, though a gelding of middle age,
and the notches on his bedpost numbered 0 and zero more
0 and zero more

Now the chudster started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was a Gamergate adherent Trumper, wouldn't stay too long in town
He was there to free Alpacas, 'least the ones that had survived
And he said it didn't matter that he would clash with Troon Team Five
Clash with Troon Team Five

Wasn't long until the story was tweeted at the Tranch
But the Trooners were elated, it was another chance to grift
Twenty times they had GoFundMes, twenty times they made a pearl
twenty-one would be a shootout, with a chud that they called Earl
Chud that they called Earl

 

[Ghostse]

Here’s a post about the batteries though, just for interest.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...-green-salamander.65259/page-146#post-6341439

That’s 12 x 6V batteries, about 120Ah usable so something like 8KWh storage.

You're right, I'd forgotten about the Lead-acid batteries in the poorly ventilated Hindenberg Closet.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm still waiting for that house to catch fire. Now it would be for insurance fraud or someone covering up evidence.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes
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If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]

As someone who gets confused and upset when people state things contrary to fact, I really wish someone would pursue those allegations that Tranch, and also the lady reporter from Channel 9, were sent white powder in the US Mail.

The Tranch isn't talking (and remembering the past is counterrevolutionary) but the news station could confirm/deny their part.

There are fact-based avenues that can be pursued without running into the soup of "xe said/fae said" or the Rainbow Wall of Silence.

Regardless of who oppressed whom, where did the three-dimensional alpacas, that exist in the physical world, go? Every time the Trancheros try to change the subject to their identities, they spit on the unmarked graves of the alpaca who did the dying for them.

 

[Ghostse]

Troony Ridge incoming, grab some activated almonds and nooch-cheeze popcorn

Mooby Ridge

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Hello Feds! I hope you find all the information you could possibly need in this thread!

Whew

God I am giggling at the fact that some poor fed will have to shift through this thread for info.

My god, could you imagine getting your next assignment and it’s “read this thread to help build our file on these people” except it’s a 1000 page long kiwifarms thread? Jesus christ, those feds would have no idea what an emotional rollercoaster they’re in for. The entire thread’s only constant theme through and through is us mocking troons.

At least they'll leave it knowing a bunch of facts and trivia about multiple topics such as car maintenance, husbandry, propane tanks, how to take care of your stove, the alpaca pyramidal scheme, laws about taking care of dead birds of prey...

I always think about that Migratory Bird Act sperging, I’m glad someone else thinks about it too. I’d also like to remind everybody about the 501c3 stuff, probably tractor stuff, wool quality discussion, the brief coffee arc, Native American reservations, house renovation stuff, endless gun sperging, furry convention information, and worst of all, the Alyssa arc. If the feds ever have people combing through this thread, I don’t think the pay would ever compensate for the part of themselves they would lose as a result of seeing her madness.

What was the inciting incident leading to the current DFE event?

They went private the day after Bonnie started throwing mentions of the feds around, so I assume that. I assume either Penny realized that Bonnie might have something to stand on if he does go to the feds, or Penny decided to run a poorly timed damage control. Either one is an option in my mind because Penny isn’t exactly the brightest.