Mar-11-23 - Praetor interview

I think Chris will try to get a place to live and then immediately try to sue.

In between McDonald's binges of course.

You forget that Chris has had to make do with a lot less in the toy department this year and a half.

When you realize you can live without something sometimes you just go for it.

From the way Caden talks, Chris has a lot of scores to settle.

This of course being his mindset not necessarily what will be his reality.
 
He absolutely wore the whole transwoman thing all over his person, because he wanted to be seen as a woman that badly.

For him to give up on enforcing that shows that he's slowly abandoning the idea he is at least exclusively female.
Of course he doesn't think himself as exclusively female anymore. He's an all powerful half sonichu goddess, he can be whatever he chooses to be and then some. However I don't think this means the whole trans thing was just for attention, just that he's gotten so used to trolls saying he's not a woman and the people at the jail treating him as a man that he doesn't care. It's not like he still gets mad at being called Ian Brandon Anderson anymore.
 
If Chris is getting out in a few months I hope he's going to a group home or some other facility he'll be supervised, and definitely not have unsupervised internet access
That’s the dream.

Bigender? Did Chris make that up?
Nah, the term has been around for a few decades at least.

The reason we've only seen Chris with a bald face is because the hair likely upsets his autism (sensory problems)
He had the pube goatee for a while.
 
Yeah but I doubt it. He's chump changing Chris.
There's a pattern I've noticed about Chris in nearly every human relationship he's ever had: Nobody interacts with Chris for free. There is always a price tag he has to pay up for in some way or another if he wants people to talk to him or socialize.

Entertainment. You got the famous internet retard to make you a medallion and you sent him a video of you lighting it on fire and pissing on the ashes. Chris paid you to pretend to be a girl who was interested in him so he'd have some attention. Or you get him to sit on a cake because he thinks what your into sexually and that's what he has to do to keep you interested.
Money. Chris will donate to your patreon or commission art pieces even if he's aboslutely broke. Or pay you 6,000 so you'll play pretend and roleplay with him because he's a lonely faggot with no friends. It is in no way different than when he paid a hooker to fuck him for six minutes and listen to his life story for the rest of the hour.
Attention. This is a big one, nobody really cares about befriending Chris in any capacity, they care about being seen in the company of the Internet's Most Documented Weirdo. Without his infamy, he's a pathetic loser, one that Sockness wouldn't lust over... one that Null wouldn't have tried to protect from being taken advantage of.. one nobody would care enough about to donate to after he burned his fucking house down. If there's no benefit, there's no point.
Schadenfreude. Your just into that kind of thing. Hell, Chris will willingly torture himself on camera if it meant someone wouldn't ignore him. He pretty much likes it at this point because he associates it with the dopamine he gets from being interacted with- almost like, I don't know, A HUMILIATION FETISH.
Revenue. Monetized videos, shitty silver coins, your own line of merch- people will find ways to make money off Chris even if it means not directly getting it from him. Though it's still having to deal with him in some capacity, even if it's just being associated with him.

Oh course Praetor is fucking Chris over, but its more like that's their payment for having to talk to him, touch his gross semen/piss glazed merch, give him asspats to keep bitch boy on task, deal with weens, run an actual business if you want to call it that and forever have the poo on their hands. Chris is fucking lucky to get whatever he is out of them, if a drawing sells for two hundred dollars and he gets ten bucks to go grab a few bottles of fanta and a package or two of noodles? Then that's what he's going to get, its not about what's right or what's fair, bitch boy fucked his Mom and someone found a way to both exploit it for money AND rip his autistic ass off for shits and giggles while he's in jail where nobody else can get to him. Its their payment for continuing to put up with him and his lunacy. Think about that, he's LITERALLY locked up behind bars without access to the internet and can fully shut out the outside world and all the people who fuck with him, but somehow... SOMEHOW.... he's getting fucked over for more money than the Idea Guys EVER did and Praetor just has to call him maybe twice a week for a few minutes. Its absolutely beautiful.
 
Something as simple as "a lawyer can decide what cases they want to accept" is way, way beyond Chris' reasoning skills. A legal kiwi even said somewhere that lawyers can weasel out of the obligatory pro bono work, you'd just look like a real asshole for doing so.
Pro bono is not required anywhere, at least not by state bars. Rather, it's "strongly encouraged," with a common stated goal/rec of 50 hours/year. Some states (9, last I saw) have moved to required reporting of hours ("for metrics"), but there's no sanction if the number is 0.

There's a lot of social pressure for it when in firms/companies, but it's not a "legal" or licensing/good standing requirement.
 
I hate that it’s Praetor we have to rely on for information because he seems like a pretentious cunt.
You might steal my thunder but I'm still the lightning thief.

Yes, when you're from Glockenspiel Virginia and your highest prospect is being a manager at Big Lots or something to the equivalent, you're going to latch on any bit of fame that you can.
 
Even if he did actually say that he plans on using the money to sue people, it's not very likely he'd go through with it.

It's pretty safe to assume he's going to immediately blow it all on a massive LEGO and vidya shopping spree.
I dunno, I think it depends how long it takes for Chris to blow through the money and if any lawyer would be willing to take on his case.

Chris can get pretty single minded and obstinate when it comes to getting revenge without first thinking things through.
 
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There's a pattern I've noticed about Chris in nearly every human relationship he's ever had: Nobody interacts with Chris for free. There is always a price tag he has to pay up for in some way or another if he wants people to talk to him or socialize.
It was a huge mistake for Bob to be paying middle school girls to look after Chris. That's how all of this started.
 
It was a huge mistake for Bob to be paying middle school girls to look after Chris. That's how all of this started.
I look at it this way: a man may be totally fine with being a male with only female friends, "Galpals" will call them, if he is in fact the only male present.

No pressure to be overly-masculine and some of the girls may find his effemininity rather endearing, depending on his overall attitude.

Then of course they'll be looking at their boyfriend to fix their truck.

My way of thinking he thinks it works; even if Chris was likeable in this scenario, ain't nobody going to let Chris near their truck.
 
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