Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Ammyterasu]

The beast has been unleashed on this sinful earth

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

 

[MarineN*4235431]

>christine
>still male
that didnt worked as chris intended

 

[Oats12345]

He's back!!!!!

 

[Artaius]

Freedom saga lasted a good 30 minutes lmao

 

[itsPatchy]

One of the CPU goddesses must have wired him the funds from CWCville.

 

[Greggs]

Terrific news!

 

[BustinBiden]

Wonder if he will go fuck Barb again. Is he even allowed to return to her?

The rules don't apply to you when you're an interdimensional goddess.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If a halfway house agreed to take him they may have negated the bond. That’s not uncommon but holy shit imagine trying to get the bond removed for Chris. I would’ve liked to see that negotiation.

Probably not a hard conversation and/or done long ago as part of a larger resolution. He's been in for a year and a half, longer than the max if it had been adjudicated as a Class 1 misdemeanor (technically the specific act, being a parent/child act, would be a Class 5 felony, but makes it a wobbler that is frequently charged as a misdemeanor). He's not at risk of flight, really, and he may well be being released to supervised care.

That said, it says he was released "on bond," so if by "negated" you mean "eliminated," doesn't seem so. However, it's possible to be released on an unsecured bond.

 

[Fapcop]

HAAALLLEELUUUYA!!!

Your flock has been awaiting you Jesus ChrisChan!

The rest of us would like an update on Twitter/YouTube on how we got it all wrong, and how that sneaky Jew Snyder dressed up in a nightgown and the plowed some Barbussy.

 

[SaltyFanta]

One of the CPU goddesses must have wired him the funds from CWCville.

Some real "blessings in the minimum abundance" were sent.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

It's very gloomy here in Virginia today, I think the Earth itself is weeping that he's breached containment.

 

[SoleniyKraut]

There is a possibility that we might get a new installment of Sonichu, i wonder what prison life could inspire him to write or draw.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

WHO BAILED HIM OUT?
The suspects:

• The Teen Troon Squad (Unlikely)​
• Jacob Sockness (Likely, but improbable, that man is a loser)​
• Ethan "gunt" Ralph (Possible) ​
• Barbara Chandler (Possible, but unlikely)​
• ILJ (ain't no way)​
• Pardoned by Joe Biden (not off the table)​
• GiBi or some other ContentFag who needed new ways to milk Chris (Likely, but improbable) (Geno doesn't count im sure he's tired of this by now)​
• Magichan and Sonichu (Fuck off)​
• A NEW Teen Troon Squad (Likely)​
• Joseph Cole Smithy (Absolutely not) ​
• Chris' Tugboat (Somewhat Possible)​
• CYRAX (Possible, but unlikely)​
• Anisa Jomha and iDubbbz in order to replace Froggy Fresh (not off the table)​
• (Other... reply)​

We gotta know



EDIT: It is entirely possible and probable that Chris wasn't bailed out and was released for time served, there is slightly conflicting information/wording but this is the most accurate answer at this point

 

[Volkamer]

I really thought prison would be the end of the Saga.
I'm wondering now if Chris is gonna have a Homeless Arc where she posts from her phone at random locations and hops around hotels and restaurants like Daniel Larson

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Ethan "gunt" Ralph (Possible)

We may have an answer to where all his money went.

 

[RACISM]

I don't know if he held that opinion or not, I didn't see it

I saw it. Pointless Sperg said he was leaving of his own volition basically because the troon war didn't sit right with him. No one forced him to go.

I'd invite you to just delete your own account

Which is stupid as that doesn't happen here any more.

 

[Fully eshay skits bruh V3]

My nigga is free, the white devils tried to hold down a fellow nigga.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Chris Chan is currently trending on Twitter in the UK

 

[Vyxenn]

Looks like Sonichu finally bailed him out.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Hate to self promote but I just made a quick meme on the situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD4529RE54

that's a very nice meme, sonny
im puttin it on the fridge