Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

They're a memetic virus with some sort of occult significance. Pure and simple.

I think the pure emotional weight that is poured into some of these things is like catnip to some things that I'd rather not think about to seriously.
The self hatred, the disgust, the grief, the anger, all negative emotions too, not the sort that would attract anything good.
All we need now is a Pooner version of the Hounds of Tindalos.
Excuse me while I round out the corners of my room with Plaster of Paris just to be safe...

 

[Jacky Jennings]

Hey guys, I already attempted to create a thread about a pooner known as Judah Tzvi. Who is a former alt right e-girl who is now a valid man. Here's just some of the beautiful images of our once sweet girl. Btw look for Hinda Rozsansky on the prospering grounds. She is there.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I think the pure emotional weight that is poured into some of these things is like catnip to some things that I'd rather not think about to seriously.
The self hatred, the disgust, the grief, the anger, all negative emotions too, not the sort that would attract anything good.
All we need now is a Pooner version of the Hounds of Tindalos.
Excuse me while I round out the corners of my room with Plaster of Paris just to be safe...

Lean and athirst, dood!

Also? Pooner as chaos magic sigil.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lean and athirst, dood!

Also? Pooner as chaos magic sigil.

I'd just like to note this is where the first mention of the Demiurge/Yaldabaoth/Poonabaoth was in this thread, ten days ago:

Edited that up a bit. To keep it in the ouroboros of Poonerism. Speaking of the poonoboros:
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Reposting one of the top esoteric images currently hosted ITT, as image tax & it deserves a little extra highlighting. Would love to see a Demiurge type of pooner, Demipoon? Poonerurge? Reference image:
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I can picture a perfect poonface on top of a full body phallo, surrounded by the sun, moon, & the star. Consider this a request, to all those who dabble in the dark pooner arts.

Poonabaoth.
I'm not too sure of creating Poonerized images of Yaldabaoth considering how memetic Pooner art has proven to be.
Are you trying to summon Ahriman and the Gallu?
Because this is how we get Gallu.
You saw the shit Josh putting that fucking Seal of Solomon at the bottom of the site caused, and how quick the troubles tapered off when he replaced it with the Cross at the bottom?
Don't fuck with this shit.
Only half joking.
Not saying its real, just a lot of very clever people throughout history believed it was real. Better safe than sorry.
That said Poonabaoth would be a neat mascot for the thread.

Well we got our thread mascot, and a nearly finished Tarot too.

I had a weird feeling about this back then.

 

[gorororo]

the conversation somehow strayed onto Gnosticism and the Demiurge and its influence on memetics, with the strange fascination these completely gross and repulsive things seem to have on people, then within a week there's an almost completed Pooner Tarot, and Pooners are propelled into National awareness by an insane Pooner going fucking Columbine on an Elementary School, leading to the thread being featured.

They're a memetic virus with some sort of occult significance. Pure and simple.

WARNING! Entering cognitohazard zone!​

...is the warning label this thread needs. It's been a lot of fun watching the reactions. I'm so excited for MATI tomorrow.

Pooner tax

 

[Elysian]

Something about the pooners was reminding me of something and I couldn’t put my finger on it until it finally occurred to me - there was this kids show I used to watch as a small child starring a purple bear puppet named Nev who kinda resembles a pooner.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Something about the pooners was reminding me of something and I couldn’t put my finger on it until it finally occurred to me - there was this kids show I used to watch as a small child starring a purple bear puppet named Nev who kinda resembles a pooner.

Fucking lol it's almost like a Pooner being chased by its Alice.

WARNING! Entering cognitohazard zone!​

...is the warning label this thread needs. It's been a lot of fun watching the reactions. I'm so excited for MATI tomorrow.

Pooner tax
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Not a bad idea.

Did you make a Ugandan Knuckles Pooner?
A Ugandan Poonkles?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Did you make a Ugandan Knuckles Pooner?
A Ugandan Poonkles?

That dood is actually, iirc one of babybabybaby222's from 4chan, just out of their usual style.

 

[gorororo]

Did you make a Ugandan Knuckles Pooner?

Nah, just stumbled across it and remembered someone compared pooners to the meme.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

I want to be a better ally, so I'm standing with all my valid doods and awaiting my copy.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Q: What do you call an FtM from Oklahoma?

Spoiler: A

A Sooner Pooner!
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...I'll see myself out...

 

[Chimplord1997]

Here's some OC

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here's some OC
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Fucking lol I love the off center, pointy rot dog, this Pooner must have gone to Dr Cetrulo, the guy that gave Elephant Dick her tentacle.

 

[Inside your walls]

I wanted to draw a tarot for pooner tarot cards, but I was bit busy.
Though, I am glad that my demiurge pooner drawing has inspired many farmers in this thread.

Since I wasn't able to poonerify a tarot card, I decided
to poonerify a popular music album cover.

Ladies, pooners and gentlemen
I give you...


(I wanna make more of these because I believe
there's potential in this.)

I want to consider this as celebratory drawing for the thread being featured.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I wanted to draw a tarot for pooner tarot cards, but I was bit busy.
Though, I am glad that my demiurge pooner drawing has inspired many farmers in this thread.

Since I wasn't able to poonerify a tarot card, I decided
to poonerify a popular music album cover.


(I wanna make more of these because I believe
there's potential in this.)

First? Still a BUNCH of the minor arcana left untouched.
Second? You've GOT to poonerize Abbey Road. Just a bunch of doods walking across the street.

 

[CoolGuy1990]

this is like a new form of fluffy abuse lmao

 

[FiddleAFox]

mental illness

Good fucking lord, this is dreadful, It also does prove that if this subcreature really was a part of the "alt right", then there's definitely a connection between freaks and socialists that prove that economics are a major indicator of who would favor what in society as a whole, just given the fact that the "alt right" is full of self-identified socialists, even the nationalist types.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Good fucking lord, this is dreadful, It also does prove that if this subcreature really was a part of the "alt right", then there's definitely a connection between freaks and socialists that prove that economics are a major indicator of who would favor what in society as a whole, just given the fact that the "alt right" is full of self-identified socialists, even the nationalist types.

So, the Pooner known as Gunther is apparently based SOMEWHAT in part on a Pooner who believes themselves to be the reincarnation of Hitler.
And has an egg laying kink.

Because of course they fucking do.

Spoiler: Warning, Cognitohazard within

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Dear God.. this is fucking disgusting, and this shit is seen as a legitimate medical practice? People walk around with these things on their bodies and see no problem with it? Honestly it's more gross than MTFs at this point, at least you aren't walking around with flesh appendages with plastic inside to emulate a dick. Might as well normalize lobotomies while you're at it... speaking of which.. I saw this tweet earlier.

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They were originally developed for guys who got their junk blown off in war.

 

[Poonocchio]

can't control the spirit of a thing when it becomes it's own, and for better or worse the cage is opened.

One could say Poondora's box has been opened
I'm enjoying all the new additions to the art, love that Nirvana one.

@TremendousBoredom oh shit, that one that got cancelled off TikTok recently? Felix Cypher or something I think.

Someone in chat just mentioned the inevitability of AI learning about pooners and the cursed imagery that could come along with that.