Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[LonesomeDud]

According to her latest story, which is boring and not worth recording, they've been very busy so haven't had time to set up all the Easter pictures, but stand by - they're coming!

Thank you. I have a rare neurological disorder where I care so little about whatever nonsense jabber lolcows spew that they will explicitly say whatever lie/nonsense right before my eyes that my brain skips it or censors it out entirely.

My doctor says I am a very rare and special case.

 

[Trombonista]

Why does Alex even have a dog? I doubt she can take it on walks.

 

[masterofmuppets]

Why the actual hell is there a mom and me cleavage post

 

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Why does Alex even have a dog? I doubt she can take it on walks.

So she can mouth-kiss it, duh.

 

[A tree]

Alex posts matching mommy and me cleavage shots. Acknowledges that Ari's sheer lace dress was on backwards and still posts them even after yesterday's "both of you naked" debacle then claps back at the inevitable comments.
You couldn't have retaken them when you realised?

 

[Oracular Slug]

Alex posts matching mommy and me cleavage shots. Acknowledges that Ari's sheer lace dress was on backwards and still posts them even after yesterday's "both of you naked" debacle then claps back at the inevitable comments.
You couldn't have retaken them when you realised?

Hey now, they’re both dressed, that’s a serious improvement! How dare you ask that they be properly dressed?! /snark

 

[A tree]

Alex doubles down with a closeup

 

[one_time_user]

Asshole putting lace on a baby. That shit is itchy.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I missed a story from yesterday that may or may not be significant.
Alex received a box of ready made formula bottles from NICU.

A commenter on the Lacegate post claims this only happens when NICU is concerned that bebe isn't gaining enough or not being fed adequately.
They also think that Ari isn't taking her bottle properly from looking at the photos.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

She really looked at a dress for a newborn infant and thought "yes, this was made with a plunge in the front, to show cleavage. That's how it goes."

 

[Goatchoker]

Holy shit, between the lace dress and huge amounts of premade formula.

Lace is itchy af! Especially if it’s cheap af. Poor lil.

Fucking retards.
They don’t even hold the bottle proper to not have a gassy af angry newborn. Kids sucking in more air than formula. Thank fuck she isn’t breastfeeding.
Proof they haven’t once used the baby keurig bs they got.

Eta:I watch her shit muted but i
imagine myself with my nose plugged trying to explain shit. Her voice is soooooo grating.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She really looked at a dress for a newborn infant and thought "yes, this was made with a plunge in the front, to show cleavage. That's how it goes."

In fairness, it's pretty retarded to have a lace dress with an open back for a newborn.

 

[Goatchoker]

In fairness, it's pretty retarded to have a lace dress with an open back for a newborn.

And why not PUT IT ON RIGHT FOR PHOTOS. Instead of just letting it be. Oh right, she cant…..buhhhh

 

[LonesomeDud]

And why not PUT IT ON RIGHT FOR PHOTOS. Instead of just letting it be. Oh right, she cant…..buhhhh

My guess is Ari voiced her supreme displeasure and there was no more picture-taking unless they wanted a screaming beet in a nice dress, which does sound like it would make a pretty great photo for a birth announcement. That's the kind you get in the mail and just automatically makes the fridge.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

My guess is that they didn’t retake the Easter photos because Noah refused to reposition the baby‘s outfit. It’s probably fairly difficult to convince your BPD, addict baby-trapped coparent to play Dolly Dress-Up with your starving premature oops baby.

 

[Bakarina]

I missed a story from yesterday that may or may not be significant.
Alex received a box of ready made formula bottles from NICU.

A commenter on the Lacegate post claims this only happens when NICU is concerned that bebe isn't gaining enough or not being fed adequately.
They also think that Ari isn't taking her bottle properly from looking at the photos.


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Idk how NICUs are run but I got about 10 of those pre-mixed 2 oz bottles for each of my bubs when it was time to go home. This was before the formula shortage of 2022 though. Hospital sent me home with quite a bit of stuff when I checked out (including regular swaddles, halo sleep sacks, formula, snacks for me, care and hygiene supplies, etc).

Alex might have been given that much because she's severely handicapped or because Ari was in NICU and it should buy time to find a store that still has a type of formula that agrees with Ari on the shelf cause formula is still hit and miss in some areas.

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

So I've read the whole thread, but I still have a giant question. When the in home care giver is gone, who the hell is keeping the baby alive? Is this caregiver there all the time or is Noah actually doing a monumental amount of bathing, diapering, and feeding both Alex and the baby? Is Alex able to do anything at all? I'm not sure if she is even able to lift her arms up. If someone could fill me in, please do.
Also in regards to the Easter outfit: yuck. Baby looks so off color and downright unhealthy.

 

[UncommonParlence]

So I've read the whole thread, but I still have a giant question. When the in home care giver is gone, who the hell is keeping the baby alive? Is this caregiver there all the time or is Noah actually doing a monumental amount of bathing, diapering, and feeding both Alex and the baby? Is Alex able to do anything at all? I'm not sure if she is even able to lift her arms up. If someone could fill me in, please do.
Also in regards to the Easter outfit: yuck. Baby looks so off color and downright unhealthy.

Alex can't brush her teeth, dress herself, or even wipe her own ass. I guess that when the carer is gone shit just doesn't get done. Previously Alex was paying Noah for the privilege of his "services".

He was ostensibly her "carer" but all he did was drink and then drink so he could fuck her(he said he had to be drunk to sleep with her).

Alex defended the fact that he had her passing in Dixie cups instead of taking her to toilet. She also defended him when she wasn't helped to take a shower for 6 weeks and went without. Neither of these things were because Noah is a listless piece of shit, even when paid not to be. It was that she liked pissing in cups and not showering.

I still can't believe that she was paying her kept live in bf a salary, one who's life she funds entirely, in lieu of an actual qualified carer. I bet Alex thinks Noah doesn't work so that he can spend more time with her. Where did he work when they met? OF? Blowing kisses with chocolate starfish?

I still have trouble believing that any man who publishes pics on knees and eagled out actually likes women. I haven't actually seen his OF but I believe what I've heard. What I can believe though is that the guy who needs liquor to fuck his baby mama may prefer dudes(I still can't get over that he said that. How codependent must Alex be to put up with/stay with him after hearing that shit?).

Anyways, I don't know if they have been alone with Ari without a carer yet. Does the carer live with them? I just don't see Noah staying up all night with the Bob, losing sleep, changing diapers, and repeatedly soothing Ari to sleep.

 

[Mum'sTheMunchie]

I think this redditor just needed to be told "congrats, you're better than Alex. Here's a gold star"

If you're looking to Alex in order to make yourself feel better about your own situation, it might be best to just leave the internet

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Re: Ari's feeding, Alex commented a response to someone expressing concern about Ari being fed on the floor.
It seems Ari isn't taking her bottles as well as Alex would like everyone to believe.

Perhaps because they're filling the poor bebe full of fucking air. Someone qualified needs to come to that apartment and show them again how to correctly feed Ari.