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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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I still don't know about all of this. May is a vapid clout chasing slut who will suffer anything to suck a drop of fame from her E-Celeb partners cock. She's a psycho that she happily stood by while Ralph said the most vile shit about her, her family and their own daughter. If I had to make a bet, she'll show up to Harry with a sob-story, try suck out as much cash as possible and then fuck off the second she gets a chance. May's first concern will always be May. Whether she goes back to Ralph or not is a different question, but she's a fucking lunatic whore so who knows.
 
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Truly Rural said:
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Wow... That is just sad. You know from this statement that Ralph never had a true friend in his life. This is mainly his own fault. He refuses to hang around people who won't kiss his ass 24/7. The slightest jab that comes his way he goes in full bridge burning mode. Dax? Dax only keeps him around to be his court jester. Dax won't grieve for him when he kicks the bucket and soon. The fact that Ralph does not understand what it means to be a friend makes him a man that one can almost pity.
 
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too soon?

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Wow... That is just sad. You know from this statement that Ralph never had a true friend in his life
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He dropped out of school in the 8th grade, junior high, and then spent the next 2 decades on the internet in his mother's spare bedroom. He legitimately has never been employed. He doesn't play vidya, sports, or have any hobbies besides jerking off to interracial porn, watching half naked men play pretend fight, and soap operas.
 
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He is also likely aware that the horse has a lot of incriminating things she could spill about him. Ralphie Huge Cock will at least attempt to place nice, if only for a while. It is Ethan Ralph after all, if this is real and he is trying to be smart about it, he will fail. Give it a few weeks and then he will slip up about her being a whore or something, and then the flood gates open up.
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If I recall correctly, there was a quote or a leak or something from meigh indicating she does in fact save dirt on people. Around the end of the digibro era I believe.
 
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Ralph is awfully quiet about Meigh leaving him. Last time she left he was a-hooting and a-hollering. Now though he is uncharacteristically quiet. Either:
A. This is a work.
B. Ralph is more desperate for money then he is letting on and has Meigh go to New York to patch things up with her dad in order to have some financial anchor.
C. Meigh has dirt on Ralph and by dirt I mean illegal shit that will hurt him in his court case against the Vickers.

Hopefully we will know more soon. I am eager to see where this arc goes.
 
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Ralph is uncharacteristically self aware recently which is why I get why some users might see this as kayfabe. But don't forget, he is addicted to reading the forum. Being the narcissist that he is, he cannot fathom why others wouldn't like him and the thread and sub form's existence stands in total opposition to the way he views himself. Browsing kiwi farms is like a reality check for him.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Ralph is awfully quiet about Meigh leaving him. Last time she left he was a-hooting and a-hollering. Now though he is uncharacteristically quiet. Either:
A. This is a work.
B. Ralph is more desperate for money then he is letting on and has Meigh go to New York to patch things up with her dad in order to have some financial anchor.
C. Meigh has dirt on Ralph and by dirt I mean illegal shit that will hurt him in his court case against the Vickers.

Hopefully we will know more soon. I am eager to see where this arc goes.
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He had an entire drunken meltdown stream at Dax's house and last time it wasn't even a work.
 
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