Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

I don't know if he'd let it heal, short of strapping him to a bed, or sedating the guy.
He doesn't want it healed, so it would be very hard to get him to agree to treatment. Or he seeks treatment, and won't follow instructions. I, much like all of you, can only sit back and watch 14 BC burn.

 

[Barley]

I don't know if he'd let it heal, short of strapping him to a bed, or sedating the guy.
He doesn't want it healed, so it would be very hard to get him to agree to treatment. Or he seeks treatment, and won't follow instructions. I, much like all of you, can only sit back and watch 14 BC burn.

Yeah, there's nothing we can do now. Lots of people tried and nothing. He insists he went to the doctor and he told him this is fine, just adviced him to give the wound some proper care... at least that's what he says so let's hope it doesn't get worse. If it does get worse, well, he's an adult, he's responsible for this and his closer people gave him all the advice he needed (but didn't want).

It still surprises me how, apparently, this wound doesn't bother him, it looks extremely painful, especially in that location.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

So... no, giving bogus advice or no advice to a moron who thinks an abscess is his new TRUE and HONEST labia is not murder. Hell it's not even a crime.

But let's be honest, Chris's best lolcow years are behind him. Compared to Chris in his prime the content he provides now is weak at best and that's mostly due to the same autistic nerds who interfere with him much like the people who are freaking out about his ridiculous gaping wound. I've always been content to sit back and watch whatever happens to Chris as a silent observer. However now there are brain-dead spazzes here who feel the need to fuck around with Chris's situation for some unknown reason. He's not your mother or your little sister, white-knighting this twit is beyond ridiculous.

I'm more embarrassed by the reactions I've read from people over the past 2 days than any of the shit Chris has divulged in the past. If you're such wonderful people go and work in a soup kitchen, or get a job and throw it towards a charity that does decent work. Sitting there posting "oh noes I don't want much Chrissy to dies " isn't compassion, it's a weak attempt at trying to appear compassionate with the bonus of being able to act self-righteous about it.

Literally; who gives a fuck, really? Sit back and enjoy the show and leave the fake empathy to the SJW scum on Tumblr.

I find it hard to comprehend why people are concerned about this dick myself, but then again there are many ulterior motive to him being alive yet no one is able to do anything so they make these posts, but yes; if anyone wants to do the right thing, why not volunteer or donate to people who aren't parasites or sheer laughing stocks on the internet?

thank you for saying something

 

[bacterium]

I, much like all of you, can only sit back and watch 14 BC burn again.

ftfy

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

I find it hard to comprehend why people are concerned about this dick myself, but then again there are many ulterior motive to him being alive yet no one is able to do anything so they make these posts, but yes; if anyone wants to do the right thing, why not volunteer or donate to people who aren't parasites or sheer laughing stocks on the internet?

thank you for saying something

I'm mostly concerned for my entertainment. He's all out of lulz, sure. But he hasn't ceased to be a spectacle. It's like a train wreck. I want to look away, but I can't. I haven't donated to this ass, ever. I do other things in my spare time. Namely, work, and sometimes helping the LBGTQ+ community with projects.

 

[repentance]

Never fear. /cow/ is on it.

 

[anusaurus]

For anyone wondering about Chris' FB, can you see it now? Because it's working for me.

I couldn't see it before, and now I can.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

How can I read thirty six pages and control myself enough not to click it?

 

[Hyperion]

Die Chris

Rest in pepperoni

 

[repentance]

How can I read thirty six pages and control myself enough not to click it?

You'll probably be disappointed if you do. The wound itself isn't that bad. The ewww factor is coming more from knowing that Chris thinks it's a vagina and imagining what he might be doing to it which could lead to disaster than from anything shown in the pictures.

 

[Rokko]

I don't think putting things in an open gash would feel too great...
Even if he did have a low tolerance to pain wouldn't his body tell him something is wrong if he stuck a foreign object into a hole under his balls?

Spoiler: Bit dusgusting

Isnt the place of his "vagina" near the prostate? I could not inspect the pics for too long.
If Chris"uses" his vag, he could stimulate the prostate, which makes some guys getting orgasms. So, that could be feeding his delousion.

Question, If I may, @Marvin

(snip)

I dont want to sound passive-agressive, but read http://sonichu.com/cwcki if you didnt already. Its very interesting. Sorry if you know it already.

 

[AnOminous]

An actual medical problem might at least get him on the path to medically supervised transition instead of the DIY stuff.

The delusional psychosis he's displayed in this episode would completely disqualify him.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This is what it must have been like in Hitler's bunker in Berlin, May of 1945

Crazy shit going on, that should be making you crazy, but you just kind of take like normal.

But a weird normal.

 

[*Asterisk*]

If Chris had better taste in music, I like to think this'd be the thread's theme song:

I should've skipped around on this earlier. It's not every day you see a living legend in the process of winning a Darwin Award.

Spoiler

He saw something red, and thought "That's one tight hymen!!"

Still surprised I'm the first to rate this 'Horrifying'.

In the UK we have a number for lesser more domestic incidents to free up the emergency services. Stuff like reporting a stolen phone/wanting a same day doctors appointment/reporting someone you're worried about, that kind of stuff. Anything like that for Chris' local area?

This is actually a really good idea.

Should I survive the next POTUS' purge, I'll implement this plan when I become the new Supreme Leader.

The weens want to be apart of the troll illuminati and you guys create the illusion that there is one when you allude to withheld content. So then they pay Chris for shitty content

If someone's stupid enough to believe in a Trolluminatti, they were gonna lose that money no matter what happened.

Nice avatar, bytha by.

He is wrong, it isn't a fistula. I work in (and am passionate about) medicine, but am not a clinician, but here is my theory:
1. Chris went in to the ER about the abscess on his taint.
2. They freaked out, cleaned it out, bandaged it up, sent him home.
3. He took the bandage off and is now saying it's clean and healthy (when in reality, you gotta keep that shit bandaged).
4. Chris uses this to say it is his "talking with his doctor" about SRS and HRT. They don't let you do that shit unless you pass a psych evaluation. And we all know Chris won't pass that.

If the wound is that deep, that's a deep infection. That's really bad. It is easy for it to get re-infected unless it's cleaned for.

I'm disturbed by how believable this story is.

You can invite more than one participant into a conversation. If you're going to PM 40+ people you might as well have posted it because it's now going to get everywhere.

Mother of Christ.

At this rate, Chris'll die when I get to page 90.

Anyone who thinks chris has a low pain tolerance just needs to watch this. I think he is too stupid to feel pain.

Autism fucks around with pain perception, sensation, and processing in a myriad of ways. Nothing short of God's Eye can truly tell us if his addled nervous system is sending Chris a warning signal he'll listen to, and he'll always find a new way to ruin his life even if he comes out of this fiasco.

Cole would probably be more than willing to sell the rights for $250 and a case of good craft beer.

A long, unending wall of autism.

You should post less.

So long as the wound isn't too deep or internal, and properly disinfected and sutured. The worst would be a very bloated (VERY unsightly) scar. It would take months of proper cleaning and maintenance after the stitching in order to heal properly.

Implying anyone but the coroners will ever see such a sight in person.

So to be clear: He knows its something wrong, and he's making himself believe otherwise.

honor roll

Much like you and that cripple you've been stalking for a decade now?

Because that'll never stop being funny.

I still find it mindblowing that he thought it'd be a good idea to show his wondergina/infected taint on his Facebook, and now he's saying that he's lying.

Since I only hopped onto the Chris-chan thing back in May '16, is this how it was back in the '08 - '10 time frame?

This is a man who took off on an eight-hundred mile imaginary rescue mission to a Cleaveland ghetto thinking it would save his imaginary girlfriend who was obviously a teenage boy doing an imitation of a woman's voice.

If he were any dumber, he'd be cast in the sequel to the Ghostbusters reboot.

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I think I'll turn in for now. I'll read from 82 on later.

 

[Vault Boy]

In the event that Chris is suddenly forced to go to the hospital, how would we know about it?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I can see how someone with the I.Q of half a dozen chickens could mistake that for Labia. But unless Chris has unknowingly been intersexed his entire life and the effects are only now showing, it's an open wound and it's going to kill Chris.

Or at least hamper his ability to waddle off to Maccy D's every day @ 12. One of the two.

 

[Sc4rface]

In the event that Chris is suddenly forced to go to the hospital, how would we know about it?

By way of an ebegging video made in the hospital bed, demanding that since he is on death's door (a lie and a concept he doesn't understand but sounds properly dramatic) everyone should donate a minimum of $100 now now NOW NOW NOWNOWNOW ?

edit. Or in case he suddenly collapses, the local news will likely run a story about how the emergency services had to cut a hole through the wall and excavate a tunnel into the Hoard to get the gurney to him.

 

[repentance]

edit. Or in case he suddenly collapses, the local news will likely run a story about how the emergency services had to cut a hole through the wall and excavate a tunnel into the Hoard to get the gurney to him.

If he suddenly collapsed anywhere but right in front of Barb, I wonder how long it would take before she even realised there was something wrong.

 

[Sc4rface]

If he suddenly collapsed anywhere but right in front of Barb, I wonder how long it would take before she even realised there was something wrong.

True, that.

fify: Or in case he suddenly collapses, the local news will likely run a story about how the undertaker had to cut a hole through the wall and excavate a tunnel into the Hoard to get the gurney to him.

 

[C.Kelly [Bird Lawyer]]

If he suddenly collapsed anywhere but right in front of Barb, I wonder how long it would take before she even realised there was something wrong.

Don't they eat together?