Chris has officially become VA's newest cryptid.
Considering bethesdas current hard on about expanding the cryptid lore of west virginia I live in hope somehow they'll add a mutant chansquatch to fallout 76. Perhaps one that skulks around the burned out ruins of his former high school and/or house. It would be location appropriate and fit with fallouts history of pop culture references. I can just see camps popping up all around the outskirts of his territory, filled with people trying to get a glimpse of the new cryptid, its blue hair reflecting in the moonlight and sounds of its incessant whining echoing through the dark abandoned halls of his burned out school, daring weens and potential gal pals to follow the sound and meet a horrible fate
Perhaps the mothman cult would finally find itself a rival for worshiping mysterious cryptids . Just think, people would have to watch out for both sinseer and chris chan then. No wonder everyone goes around heavily armed. Perhaps they can both get their own cryptid posters
The Punished Mitch said:
So, I wonder how long it'll be before he skinwalks barb to the point of convincing himself he has dementia and starts hoarding up the tard house he's in then. On the other hand if he fucks himself in the head to that point, who's to say he won't do a repeat of history and try to seduce his brother as barb
Manly_Brony said:
He looks like a trooned out Jay Leno.
God help us if he does a trooned out version of iron jay then
Black Yoshi said:
His Son Chu is long gone and inflation made used cars the same price as new.
His credit is so low he can't even get a payday loan so unless there's a secret ween fueled slush fund we don't know about he doesn't have a car.
>inb4 lease
He can't afford that either.
Well theres always the homer simpson approach - build his own car out of a ratty old mattress. Barb could knit him some seatbelts
Also seeing as how obsessed he is with MTG i'm surprised nobody has managed to get him as obsessed with pogs. a few claims of MTG style pogs and sonic pogs being a thing and he'd have to have them. That and I can see him buying one of those old pog creation kits so he can make his own official sonichu pogs.....then taking them to one of his creeping spots at game stores and going into autistic screeching mode when somebody hits his carefully stacked piles of sonichu pogs with a slammer and sends them flying all over the room. Though I could also see him getting weird about it and making barb pogs and shit or drilling holes in them to wear like medallions
Speaking of the medallion, anyone else wonder what he'd do if someone ever tried to take it from him on the street? Like some crackhead robbing him, thinking it was stupid as fuck and tearing it off to throw away? I mean if that didn't start a major meltdown i'd be very surprised
Blasterman said:
Yeah, this is the first time since 2010 or so that Chris isn't a target of some lame ween, or worse, an A-log trying to abuse him for personal gain. All the idea guy, tomgirl and jail Jesus shit destroyed him completely.
Give it time. I suspect its more likely than not the reason this isn't happening is that even the weens realize if they fuck with him too much now given his legal situation it might start some shit that could come back on them as well. When all this stuff is over with, assuming he doesn't end up spending years in the nuthouse or whatever, I won't be surprised if the weens come back with a vengeance
AnOminous said:
I don't know, but he may have gone to one so far away because he was banned from all of the ones closer, which would be a pretty good accomplishment.
He's probably now known as a literal mother fucker everywhere he goes.
Yeah he'll never live that title down no matter what happens. It would explain alot about why he's travelling as far as he did to go to that shop if he's been banned from anywhere more local to him. I mean why else go through that kind of hassle? If not his actual behavior at the shops, I can see his reputation alone being enough to make the owners want him as far away from them as possible. Too many kids and teens in those places to have a guy as infamous as chris is, who is obviously mental as fuck and who the world now knows fucked his mother creeping around interacting with customers. Nobody wants an incident, let alone involving someone with that kind of a history
innocent jogger said:
Sounds like this guy I knew who got addicted to model boats. His house ended up full of boats, yard was full of boats, boats in the driveway, boats up on the roof. Motherfucker had paint kits for boats he didn't even own.
I have to ask, did he even have an actual boat?
