Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Oh God, I had to look it up, you're right. this nutjob would probably be using Ranch instead. Did Mr. Green ever refer to the smell of his place? it's got to smell like shit in their 24/7.
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Mr Green on Seizure's call-in stream

I don't recall the call-in 100% but there should be some info about the boglim den. It's an interesting conversation regardless, so if you haven't watched it before I recommend it.
 
8mm Cunningham said:
In this installment, Cobra makes a sandwich consisting of:
Lemon Cream Pop-Tarts
Peanut Butter
Nutella
Mayonnaise
Skittles

He then threw it in the freezer. That thing is either going to sit there until he is evicted, or the frozen Skittles are going to claim a tooth. Those things are like rocks if they get frozen. The [obj][obj] in the title makes me think the wendingo found a new host.
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he's had those poptarts in his freezer for almost a year. last time he tried to eat one, he was visibly in pain.
 
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So Josh rubbed some tactical grope on himself, tidied up, and sprayed some febreeze around before the guy came over. I'm not convinced he doesn't smell.
 
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AbyssStarer said:
So Josh rubbed some tactical grope on himself, tidied up, and sprayed some febreeze around before the guy came over. I'm not convinced he doesn't smell.
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You overestimate Josh's ability to have social awareness or consideration if you really think he would tidy up before a visitor came over. Cobes made the documentary guys wait in the parking lot for hours while he pre-gamed booze, knowing they were waiting on him.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
You overestimate Josh's ability to have social awareness or consideration if you really think he would tidy up before a visitor came over. Cobes made the documentary guys wait in the parking lot for hours while he pre-gamed booze, knowing they were waiting on him.
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I believe that's what's referred to as a gothic display of dominance.
 
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ThatCobroBoy2000 said:
when is clint going to realize that he failed as a father and this boy is on borrowed time
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I believe he is aware and he consciously ignores it, there's not much to do at this point, some argue there never ever was. After all once Jorp departs for the coils of Cobraten he'd be free to concentrate on his real family. He'd even have the added bonus to be able write up another heart wrenching Facebook screed, or who knows a solo play where he enacts Cobra's struggle against the trolls on a motorbike dressed up as a woman.
 
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I've noticed within the Cobra community people seem to have this idea Clint abandoned Josh by letting him move out. I disagree. Josh hated living with Clint who made him cut his hair and kept him from wear gothic clothing. Clint didn't like having to argue with him daily about taking showers. Neither of them wanted to live together. It was mutual. Clint also goes out of his way to make sure his rent is paid, he controls his SSI for him, shops for his groceries for him and calls him regularly. Hardly what I would consider abandoning. Is he an enabler who gave Josh a massive victim complex? 100% yes. Did he abandon his son? No.
 
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True and hes
mars said:
I actually don't think the trolls had a lot to do with him being a complete shut in. He got kicked out of his apartment due to his own actions and his new one is much farther away from the center of town. Plus he's gotten banned from the bars he likes to go to and only Frosty's could arguably be blamed on the trolls though I imagine they were looking for a reason to ban him anyways. One could argue that the trolls cost him his job at Wendy's but he was down to 4 hours a week anyways because they were trying to constructively dismiss him. The trolls didn't have anything to do with him quitting his dishwashing job either. However the biggest factor is his alcohol addiction. The only thing he cares about now is getting drunk and the best place for that is in his own apartment. Really it's the donations that enable him from having to go out and get a job and do things. He can sit in his chair and order tons of food and booze on dono money.
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True, it just rubs me the wrong way when I see all the yewtoob comments gleefully celebrating his decline. He's braggadocious and regarded but he's just a harmless simpleton. I'd feel bad for him if he was living his version of his best life minus the big tiddy goth gf.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Cobra tried his burger with peanut butter and reese's pieces. His teeth are hitting critical mass now.

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When I saw that thumbnail of the reeses pieces on that burger I knew it was going to hurt. I am patiently waiting for the day he uploads a food review when his teeth are finally gone and he has to gum it or try to keep the dentures from popping out of his mouth every bite of whatever abomination he's eating. It will truly be a sight to behold.
 
He just needs to get dentures. It'll ease up his hygiene needs and he'll have a nice new set of pearly whites for a few weeks before they inevitably stain into something resembling toilet scaling, and when they get too fucked up, Clint can get him a new set for cheap.
 
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Psionic Rat said:
He just needs to get dentures. It'll ease up his hygiene needs and he'll have a nice new set of pearly whites for a few weeks before they inevitably stain into something resembling toilet scaling, and when they get too fucked up, Clint can get him a new set for cheap.
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Or some troll talks him into spray painting them green. TWU.
 
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