Fat People Admitting They're Fat in the Deathfats Threads Hall of Shame - & we would not have sex with you

How could I forget to mention @Vingle even President Trump had to comment on such a picture!
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If you were FAT but don't care, you wouldn't have to cope about your insecurity on KF of all fucking sites ."Ha-haha I'm 200 lbs overweight b-but I still have no problem finding clothes! T-this cow's the REAL fatty!" Like dude, ideally we're all anonymous, nobody knows you're FAT until you let us know you're FAT. It's like troll shielding, but for being FAT, gunt shielding perhaps?
But by all means, this is an open invite to all FAT farmers to please embarrass yourself for our amusement.

FAT
 
A few classics from the Tess thread which seems to attract a ton of fat spergs

I spent a couple summers working at an amusement part in Minnesota, where the weather knows no patterns. I weigh approximately half a Tess and chub rub fucking sucks. Can't even fathom how bad Tess gets it.

Side note: I found a miracle cure for chub rub in some snail slime face cream I bought off Wish. It is a godsend.

The lotion was something I bought out of morbid curiosity. It just happened to be sitting in a basket of meds/bandaids/etc. next to my bed and I was desperate. Had no expectations and it exceeded them. Used it once and the issue cleared up overnight. I've never found myself having to reapply continuously. But yeah, I'm sill half a Tess at not even 5'2" and know I need to lose a good 80-100lbs. It scares me the amount of "thin privilege" I benefit from according to the FA community.

Is this some new TikTok trend, just showing what occupies your nightstand? If so, this is the most boring trend I've seen. Mine's just got a bunch of Japanese treats my dad and I share.

I grew up poor and like most crappy food and I won't eat the LD Christmas Trees.
I like their Fudge Rounds now and then however.

New, post bankruptcy Twinkies suck.
Twinkies used to be Direct Store Delivery or DSD.
They went from the factory to the stores in Hostess trucks.
While the route driver was there he picked up any product that was close to expiration and brought it to a Wonder/ Hostess thrift store. (I really miss those. Interstate Brands the parent company of Hostess/ Wonder had a factory in my area, At one time there were a half dozen thrift stores near by,)

When the current owner bought the Twinkies intellectual property he decided DSD was too expensive and had some chemist come up with a shelf stable formula for Twinkies.
This formula, even when fresh, just doesn't taste very good.
 
I'm 200 pounds even and 5'10". Sue me.

At this stage in my life I go for the hobbit bod/personality. A jovial, friendly dude who's carrying a few extra pounds but not slovenly or gluttonous...loves good food and good beer with friends and plenty of it. And loves making it too, nothing like a sizzling charcoal grill where I can work my magic.

Rob Milanowski is a lot like me, we even own some of the same short-sleeved camp shirts.
 
Please don't discourage people from posting their bodies, bodyfat percentage and BMI number. Important data must be gathered.
We must quantify the problem before we can attempt a solution. For example, we'll need to know the maximum size our ovens have to be to provide full coverage.
Also, we urgently need a "FAT" rating.
 
It's the female version of A-Logging. "Imma fat but I'm better than that fat!" Like, you're better than a lolcow, cool, what a tall bar to clear, lmao. Idk why not revealing your powerlevel is so hard for certain people. Even if your "status" or whatever is relevant to what you're saying and the conversation in general, there's always a way to rephrase it so you're not outing yourself, or more accurately, making the discussion about yourself. With the fatties powerleveling and fishing for asspats, it's at least funny because they're fat and fat people are always fun to laugh at.

 
Can someone find the most recent weigh in of user Null? I'm aware he's quite high on the BMI scale but I want to be specific.
Here you go:
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Starting weight overall was 295 lbs (133.8 kg)
Starting weight with PPP was 269 lbs (122.0 kg)
Lowest weight (before Holidays) was 247 lbs (112.1 kg)
Final weight today was 250 lbs (113.5 kg)

Almost a pound a week since August, which was my goal.
 
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