Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
It's not Cgoody. But Nick's been driving to the Cities A LOT.
Oh yeah, he's quite possibly got a dealer. I wouldn't dispute that.

That being said, I think it might be a mistake to assume it's somebody "we" know. Drex, despite all his other problems, seems drug free. I dunno much about Wahoo but, like @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said, he mainly seems like a harmless fellow.

Preemptively, I will note Soter lives in Nick's neck of the woods too, but I used to do Bible study with that guy in Nick's Discord VC, and he struck me as a very decent, moral, and biblically knowledgeable fellow. Way more than Nick, anyways. I know a lot of people don't like him for various reasons, but I will categorically state I never got the impression he's a druggie or degenerate.

Like you say, Nick drives into the cities a lot. It can't be that hard to find a dealer in just about any major population center.

Well he's gotta get beef jerky and hair plugs.
Oh yeah, that's exactly what it is. Nevermind. LOL.

You can order beef jerky and hair plugs though USPS, but I think shipping illicit controlled substances might be asking for trouble. I might be wrong on that point though. :story:
 
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Was he always this way and is more open about now, or did he undergo a change?

I don't think it's ever gonna be settled. There's good arguments on both sides, IMO.
I'm strongly in the "He had a massive change" camp. We know for a fact that Rekeita is a lazy piece of shit. He's been that way his whole life as he leeches off daddy's money and branches between whatever catches his interest at any given point. He has a useless creative writing degree that he did nothing with, he worked at Wells Fargo for what, only a year or two right? Then he left because it probably required actual work. He went on about the chemical engineering thing, but at least he had the self-awareness to know he was too much of a retard for that career or was just so lazy that even fully subsidised courses from Bob wasn't enough to get him off his lazy ass to study. Then he became a """lawyer""" who is an abject failure and never bothered defending his clients beyond the bare minimum and never had a case that went to to trial because that would require effort.

None of that screams the attitude of some degenerate, hedonistic druggie cum-brain. It's a an absurdly lazy and retarded man who knows he'll have money regardless of what he does, so why bother putting in effort? He probably started drinking because of the boredom and it all just progressed from there. He has booze-induced brain damage and an absurdly over-inflated ego.

continue to deny reality nick. wait, you are complaining about tats on women now, even though our wife has them all over her body? good. lets fast track to the divorce arc.
Our Wife is a skeletal goblin with dead soulless eyes and the shittiest white-trash tattoos I've seen in a while. Frankly, Nick is doing the world a service by keeping La Creatura contained with that ring. A divorce means it will be let loose to feed on the souls of the melanin rich men of Minnesotta and the death toll will be unimaginable...
 
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As I mentioned previously, OB/GYN's prescribe progesterone supplementation both pre&postconception to women with a history of recurrent miscarriages because A) sometimes it works and B) they can't do fuck all else.

But I doubt they even bother to test these women's progesterone levels (which is a fool's errand to collect and interpret anyhow). And they are supplementing these women regardless of the test results if they are even testing in the first place.
You can test women's progesterone levels and know approximal ranges where they should be at to support a baby if you know what stage the woman is in her 30 day cycle. Progesterone is required to maintain early pregnancy as the placenta has not been formed yet, until the placenta is formed to fully anchor the baby into the womb the progesterone is what holds the baby in place.

I don't doubt that there exist doctors that just prescribe it without testing since women's health issues are all but balked at by the medical community, but there is a reason it works and fairly reasonable if someone is experiencing consistent miscarriages the culprit could very well be low progesterone since without the spike in it to hold on to a fertilized egg it will drop and trigger a period. Now why women are experiencing nearly Nationwide progesterone issue is an different discussion, more than likely you can look at synthetic estrogen birth controls causing hormone issues/fertility issues, poor nutrition in food, etc.

All this to say, it can be measurable and it's a hard diagnosis to make. I am aware of individuals who could not carry a baby past the first trimester all because their health care provider could not be bothered testing their progesterone levels and once it was done the pregnancy was successful.

Is progesterone applied like some testosterone supplements where it’s topical and you have to wipe down anything you touch because it can be absorbed by others? If so between the drinking and absorbing a hormone magnified by estrogen I think we might have found the source of Nicks change of behavior
I believe it's a simple oral pill similar to birth control.

I like your theory though.

Maybe Nick is using old bottles from the medicine cabinet to brew his own bathtub HRT.
Progesterone is most commonly administered as a daily shot but can also be administered in the following ways, though it is less common:
  • Vaginal gel that’s usually used once per day
  • Vaginal suppository, which can be compounded at specialty pharmacies but is not approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)
  • Vaginal inserts, which the FDA has approved for progesterone supplementation, not replacement
  • Oral capsule taken by mouth, or a capsule inserted vaginally (not approved by the FDA)
 
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More. Those kid's would have to be consuming some extremely pricey snacks to compete. We're talking more than just Frito Lay.

I'm not a big alcohol drinker myself but, from what I understand, his taste in brands is reasonable. As in pricey. More pricey than Ralph with Maker's Mark anyways. Nick hates Fireball, for example. Back in the day, Renfamous picked up on that and used to photoshop him with Fireball branding.

Also, this gem is on Rekieta's IMDB entry:

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This is either obsolete or wrong. Since there's no date, I'm gonna be charitable and assume obsolete. Nick always drank to some degree, but he's doing a hell of a lot more of it these days.
He said that he only drank one drink per hour in a stream at some point during the early Vic lawsuit era. It's definitively not true anymore. It was in response to somebody concerned about his constant drinking then. I'll check if I can find it. Not promising anything.
I remembered right. Here is the clip


At around 31:30

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All this to say, it can be measurable and it's a hard diagnosis to make. I am aware of individuals who could not carry a baby past the first trimester all because their health care provider could not be bothered testing their progesterone levels and once it was done the pregnancy was successful.

I've derailed this thread enough already with my annoyance regarding these semantics (Nick's, not other Kiwis).

I'd just say that just because something is measurable doesn't mean that it's definitive or relevant. And just because something isn't measurable doesn't mean that it is less important or easily discounted.

There's tons of art and nuance to life and health.

It's very reductionist to boil things down to binary thinking that if drug A helps to solve a problem that the problem was a physiologic "drug A deficiency ".
 
For that reason alone, I find it highly unlikely CGoody is Nick's dealer.
I can’t find it with search but there was a screen cap or log from Locals of Nick soliciting drugs via mail from him if I remember correctly. I vaguely remember something about chocolate covered mushrooms.
 
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I can’t find it with search but there was a screen cap or log from Locals of Nick soliciting drugs via mail from him if I remember correctly. I vaguely remember something about chocolate covered mushrooms.

Here are the three posts you are likely referencing.

Some more interesting highlights from 'The Project'. These are from early November:



Welp, so Robin_Fox is on Rekieta's phone and now he is contemplating using gay drugs in his Locals from advice from a fag that is in his DMs. This keeps getting gayer and gayer. Anybody have Nick coming out as gay on their 2023 prediction cards?
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Also Sally seems pretty proud of her 17 year old. The comments about "I think he would be proud if he found my nudes" is becoming more and more suspicious.
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Another tidbit of circumstantial evidence that the Balldos have twice visited Hedonism II:

Last night Nick again mentioned having previously taken magic mushrooms.

"The ones I did, in a different place, in Minnesota they are not legal, the place where I was, perfectly legal, bought from a store and they were in a chocolate bar... At 40 years old I had the opportunity to try mushrooms legally twice at the same place.... The one time I did a lot of mushrooms. The other time I did a tiny amount."

Psilocybin mushrooms are not "perfectly legal" anywhere in the United States. They are a federally classified Schedule I controlled substance. Doesn't matter if the feds aren't prosecuting or it's legalized under state law.

Where in the world is it "perfectly legal" to buy and sell psilocybin mushrooms? Jamaica, mon. One of the few countries on earth too lazy/based to enact any laws on the subject, it has become the world capital of magic mushroom tourism.

What's more, Hedonism II's on-premesis drug boutique, Hedo Weedo, sells psilocybin chocolate bars.
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Perfect for dissociating as you sit quietly in the corner watching Romaine and Ricardo double team your wife and for rewiring your brain to accept that being cucked is merely "having fun."
 
I might be remembering incorrectly, but I thought someone posted a video of Nick in the background of one of Sir Richie's instagram videos in this thread. But now I can't find it.
And of course, Sir Richie could be on Nick's Instagram for any reason.

I believe Sir Richie took it down from IG by the time I did the stream summary but Nick played it on stream. It's on Rumble 2:38:40. Nick claims Richie was just a random guy he met at the UpDown Arcade.
 
I remembered right. Here is the clip

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Yeah, one drink per hour might have been true in 2019 (I dunno, I didn't exactly sit there and keep track at the time because that was when Nick was making good content), but he's drinking WAY more now. I don't even need a video from Spaded Dave to know that. That was just a fun exercise to see how close Null was to his 50% estimate (answer: pretty damn close).

This is one thing I'm gonna vehemently disagree with Soter on. Soter tried to claim that Nick is actually drinking less now, and that people who think otherwise are just idiot FNGs. That's bullshit. I followed Nick from the beginning of Weebwars, and Nick never drank as much as he is now.

To further cover my bases, a cursory look at Nick's 2017 and 2018 content (before I really followed him) suggests he wasn't drinking heavily then either. Indeed, Nick looks more vibrant and healthy the further back in time you go.

Moreover, there was absolutely no mention of, or evidence of, drug use during Weeb Wars either.

I can’t find it with search but there was a screen cap or log from Locals of Nick soliciting drugs via mail from him if I remember correctly. I vaguely remember something about chocolate covered mushrooms.
I don't recall that. I know CGoody has a promotional deal with some mail order THC oil supplier, but that's not the same thing. Nick is smoking straight up pot. Which is legal now in MN.

Here are the three posts you are likely referencing.
Right. Seems like some guy named Chef_Adam, and some other weirdos.
 
Yeah, one drink per hour might have been true in 2019 (I dunno, I didn't exactly sit there and keep track at the time because that was when Nick was making good content), but he's drinking WAY more now. I don't even need a video from Spaded Dave to know that. That was just a fun exercise to see how close Null was to his 50% estimate (answer: pretty damn close).

This is one thing I'm gonna vehemently disagree with Soter on. Soter tried to claim that Nick is actually drinking less now, and that people who think otherwise are just idiot FNGs. That's bullshit. I followed Nick from the beginning of Weebwars, and Nick never drank as much as he is now.

To further cover my bases, a cursory look at Nick's 2017 and 2018 content (before I really followed him) suggests he wasn't drinking heavily then either. Indeed, Nick looks more vibrant and healthy the further back in time you go.

Moreover, there was absolutely no mention of, or evidence of, drug use during Weeb Wars either.


I don't recall that. I know CGoody has a promotional deal with some mail order THC oil supplier, but that's not the same thing. Nick is smoking straight up pot. Which is legal now in MN.


Right. Seems like some guy named Chef_Adam, and some other weirdos.
I agree. He never talked about any drug use during weeb wars or long after. He wasn't all that drunk then either. There is definitely a change in his drinking and substance abuse. I have to say I was really surprised when I saw the clip of him boing high on extasy in the "underwear" bar in december. It's like he is and entirely different person
 
He's doing it again. He's whining about being dragged into drama and then jumping into it himself moments later.
Who is he trying to fool? Anyone looking at his actions as a whole will see that he's pulling a mean girls schtick.

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Can’t find a specifically good example but it can be seen in this video, Nick is doing this thing where he sucks in on his lips. Right before the clip ends he does it but also several times throughout. Right before he sways back & forth is another time. It is a peculiar mouth movement that addicts commonly do.
 
Dick has also got Nick hot and bothered about Null again, except this seething is a total non-sequitur, it has nothing to do with Dick's post.

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I'm glad Nick is taking everything Dax tells him to heart, that never, ever, not even once, has gone wrong for anyone who's ever dealt with Dax.

On an unrelated note, the sowing of corn for next year's harvest is looking pretty good.
 
The way they frame the exchange between Null and Nick really annoys me. Nick likes to act as if Josh just being autistic and not picking up on social ques.
They way I read it is Josh wants to know exactly what the problem is but Nick expects him to read his mind like a women else it will harm his internet good boy points if his grievances ever be aired.
Just very weak behaviour to be expected to be coddled like this and not confront the issue.
 
He's doing it again. He's whining about being dragged into drama and then jumping into it himself moments later.
Who is he trying to fool? Anyone looking at his actions as a whole will see that he's pulling a mean girls schtick.

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A shitload of people asked me to talk about it
Hasn't this faggot gone on rant after rant about how the worst thing to do to get him to do something is to ask him to do it? He even claims he has oppositional defiant disorder like a complete fucking sped without actual clinical diagnosis (his mockery of non lawyers giving legal opinions being lost on him). Suddenly, he HAS to talk about the Eric July stuff? I guess Nick really is just a bitch. The only question is whether whose bitch is he? His audience or dicks? Well we know he likes dick, I meant Dick.
 
He's doing it again. He's whining about being dragged into drama and then jumping into it himself moments later.
Who is he trying to fool? Anyone looking at his actions as a whole will see that he's pulling a mean girls schtick.

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A shit load of people dragged him into it?? Pretty sure this started on his show and him inviting Dick on and laughing the whole time Dick was saying all his nonsense. But do go on, dragged by the balldo into it.
 
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