Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

I'm not a father but definitely want to be one at some point. I can understand getting tired of your children sometimes when they're being annoying but to so clearly just resent them and just wish you never had them is something I just can't understand

I've got kids -- three of them. They're all grown up now. I wasn't the greatest of fathers. My wife always insists I'm a better grandfather than I was a father. (My kids insist that I was fine as a father and they had a good childhood, but I know I could have done better. Should have done better.)

There were definitely times when I resented them -- when they felt like an imposition. You get to a stage in your life -- which I'm guessing is where Nick is at now -- where your career takes off, you enjoy some success, and all of a sudden, the stuff you're getting invited to outside of the house seems more interesting, more compelling, than dreary domesticity. You're a proven breeder and capable of commitment, so all of a sudden, shedloads of hot women -- women who invested in their career rather than in relationship and are still just shy of hitting the wall -- seem to find you compelling for the first time in your life. It can get really hard to maintain a focus on what's important when that happens.

So, I can see that you might be tempted to make the kind of statement Nick made about his kids privately, among friends. I don't think I would have ever said anything similar myself, but I understand the kind of pressures that could cause you to feel that way, fleetingly at least.

I don't understand why you'd ever say anything like that out loud and in public. Seriously, my kids are really the great achievement of my life. Of all the things I've done -- and I've had a relatively rich and full life -- my kids are the thing that has most meaning. I'd love them whoever they were and what ever they turned out like, but as it is, they've all turned out to be smart, talented and great company. I enjoy the time that I spend with them. That's not a given -- I don't feel that way about my own family -- my parents and my siblings. It's not just a blood loyalty thing. My kids are genuinely great.

But I think that's nurture. You get out of your kids what you put in. Spending time with them, having open and honest conversations, being clear about the borders for what constitutes appropriate behaviour and what's out of line. Building solid relationships.

Perhaps he hasn't gone past the point of no return and still has time to pull up in respect of his kids, but he's spent the last year or so spiralling the shithole. If he doesn't pull up he'll find his daughters fucking off to live with somebody like Boogie1488 or Drexel as soon as she's 18, because anything is better than having to live with the entitled man-child that publicly humilates them over the internet.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nope, I don't know all that much (if anything) about TIC. The person I'd had in mind was more recent; about 2-3 weeks back someone mentioned calling CPS in a similar fashion and was threadbanned by Null. I'm glad you stand by your comment though and your post didn't bother me.

For thread reference, the posts below are the ones from a few weeks ago.

Imma be real. Black comedy is funny is you hit the mark otherwise it's fucked up. Rape jokes have far less of a margin of error and Child Rape jokes? Just fucking don't. Had it been anyone else I'd give them a pass but keep an eye on that fucker, warning them that next time you'd be luck I'll leave without decking you. But for fucks sake Nick, how much of a litteral dick rider do you have to be justifying such jokes.

At this point I hope Monty uses this to claim Nick is the real Pedo.

True, there is having Thick Skin and then there is having standards, Nick has none. Making such jokes would make any real Parent go into protective mode, at this point someone should call CPS just to rattle Nick enough to realise he's becoming a Danger to his own children and should stop this shit. He's a petty Polack faggot for stooping so low.

If anyone says the words "someone should contact" in this thread I am banning them from the thread and applying a warning to their account. If you're fresh meat you'll probably just get nuked. Unbelievably fucking retarded.

Even if Vito was living at his house what the fuck is CPS going to do? Vito isn't a registered sex offender you fucking retard.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I would be interested to know what the amount asked for was. A few hundred a year seems like a token, but a percentage or upwards of thousands seems like extortion.

For some reason I had thought I heard they wanted like a few hundred thousand

Can the judge really order this action in a civil lolsuit? I can understand the reasoning behind it as he is danger to society while driving drunk. If he loses his law license that's like taking away his Transformer all over again.

No. She can't suspend his law license or driver's license and she can't order him into some sort of sanction like rehab.

Bar/Supreme Court is the only one that can suspend his law license
Driver's license - he'd have to have due process and committed an offense where that's a possible penalty
Forced Rehab - as part of some criminal conviction, generally, yes. Depending on the type of case, it might even be a lock down facility

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Watching the latest elissa clips and noticed that scalp poking through the hair:

I don't know what's worse, having a patch that grows out of one spot or having the broad swath of your hair thin at once.

 

[Null]

Nick is going bald....

 

[zimzam88]

Nick is going bald....

Its a race between his hair and his brain as to which will reach zero first.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Nick is going bald....

Trying to cover up his balding scalp with that greasy comb-over isn't doing him any favors either.
We'll see if this will bother him as much as the whole thing about him being a non-practising lawyer.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Nick is going bald....

Friendly reminder that alcohol abuse, while not directly responsible for baldness, does dehydrate the body significantly, which can impact your hair health.

 

[No Scope]

Watching the latest elissa clips and noticed that scalp poking through the hair:

I don't know what's worse, having a patch that grows out of one spot or having the broad swath of your hair thin at once.

Is it his new camera setup or is he doing less grooming overall? He looks like he hasn't showered in the past week. Has anyone else noticed that his hair seems darker in color? Is he also dyeing his hair? I remember in a stream where he said that Our Wife likes a bit of grey in his hair and found it to be sexy. Which might explain why she was flirting with Branca in the stream where she wore that skanky red outfit.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

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[Lubby Smith]

"Nothing has been provided to me that in wrong."

Yeah man, let's see how that holds up in court.

"Your honor, the plaintiff hasn't produced a single shred of evidence he has never had a little boy's cock in his mouth, therefore my client cannot be defaming the plaintiff, because the plaintiff's inability to prove a negative is proof he did, in fact, suck those little boy cocks."

This is madness. This is insane. This man is digging deeper and faster than Aaron Eckhart in The Core (2003).

To play Balldo's advocate, Nick isn't saying this because he thinks that's how you establish a truth defense. He's not that far gone, yet. He's saying it to disprove "actual malice."

If Monty is deemed a public figure then an element he'll have to prove is that Nick made the statement with actual malice, which, in the context of defamation law, means Nick knew it was false or said it with reckless disregard for the truth.

Actual malice is an exceptionally high standard, which is why public figures very rarely win defamation cases in the US. It's why reporters aren't held accountable for ruining public figures' reputations with horrible lies. It allows a defendant to argue "oopsie doodles, I didn't investigate at all and I was negligent when I printed those dubious pedo rumors" and win.

Monty's dumbass put in his affidavit that people have been calling him a murderous pedo for years and that the reason Nick said what he did is because Nick thinks a child actress was in Umbrella Man. That alone will make showing actual malice all but impossible. If Nick said Mother Theresa was a child molester who always liked sucking little boy's dicks, maybe that's reckless disregard for the truth. When you say it about someone who's been called a murderous pedo for years, not so much.

How would Monty possibly show that Nick knew his claims were false? Amber Heard knew her claims were false because she was there when the abuse didn't happen. How would Monty show that Nick had a reckless disregard for the truth of his statements? Is it negligent to falsely accuse a guy who's already alleged to be a murderous pedo of being a child molester who always enjoyed sucking little boys' dicks? Sure. Is it so far beyond the pale that it was a reckless disregard for the truth? Hell no.

Needless to say, if Monty is deemed a public figure, Nick has a much, much better chance of winning. If Monty is not a public figure, then Nick's defense becomes "it was just jokes, man." There's no way he would try a truth defense because, as stated many times in this thread, there's no evidence that Nick's specific allegations are true. If it gets to a jury Nick might be fucked either way. I can't imagine rural Minnesotans look favorably on a pretentious drunk yelling "shoot that child molesting faggot in his head."

 

[ChromaQuack]

Its a race between his hair and his brain as to which will reach zero first.

I wonder how much is permanent and how much could be ascribed to telogen effluvium (stress related temp loss), the ramping up has been fairly sizeable and iirc his father does have a hair full of hair, so it makes me curious.

The Sonichu Demon has a new host.

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Ok, at this point I am 100% certain that fucking medallion is the internet equivalent of the lament configuration.

 

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Wtf, if someone sent you the Necronomicon would you read out of it? I don't really know any of the Chris Chan lore; But I imagine if he tries to get rid of that medallion, he'll later find it unharmed and hanging from his computer mic.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm going to put this here pre-emptively
Nick's thoughts on drunk drivers

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at around 2:41:30

I just wanna say I'm suitably impressed you keep finding things like this. There must be terrabytes upon terrabyes of Rekieta footage.

Nope, I don't know all that much (if anything) about TIC. The person I'd had in mind was more recent; about 2-3 weeks back someone mentioned calling CPS in a similar fashion and was threadbanned by Null.

You're thinking of @Lone Outsider from this post.

For what it's worth, I also don't think he's like TiC. I think he just got a bit emotional and made a boo boo. It happens to the best of us sometimes.

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Okay, that's amazing!

Rekieta's current audience either won't get it, or they're absolutely fuming right now.

"I don't know what this means." Oh, but the Farms does!

Also:

LOL.

 

[Chibitzen]

It is so incredibly and immensely pathetic that people actually do these things and I just cannot comprehend why anyone with at least a semi-functional family would do this kind of shit? How much of a complete and utter loser do you have to be to try and beg attention from some parasocial e-daddy, especially when you have your own fucking father who, apparently, raised you?

It's not even like he has done anything heroic either. They're literally paying a random streamer to hold open a chatroom so that even more random people can hand feed them a new personality and preach to each other how to please their inattentive e-Daddy. He's not even a good father in real life!

I think the word you're looking for is interdependence

Interconnected-ness. Not being a shitty person to be around. All the above. Everything and anything but what these twats are attempting to achieve by doing things like sending each other someone elses nudes they found on Google.

I just wanna say I'm suitably impressed you keep finding things like this. There must be terrabytes upon terrabyes of Rekieta footage.

Terrorbytes of Rekieta footage. Have to stick with the Halloween theme.

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If only, Creator.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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Great. Given the path of degeneracy Rekieta has chosen to walk it won't need anybody to manipulate him to shove it up his own arse bc he will do it on his own. Don't tag me when it happens.

 

[Niggergante]

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The stars are aligned.
A new host is chosen.
Hail onto thee.
Nick-chan Rekieta-chu.

I don't get the reference and I feel dumb

E: Oh my God it's a Chris Chan thing isn't it? I'm drunk and tired forgive me.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

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For the first time in years, I physically facepalmed at someone online. Nick... Nick... why?

 

[Potatoherder]

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I'd love to see proof of that as it'd make July look really bad. All comic books are written like shit that is why they need to be $2 and come out every month. Still hard to see why that warrants the life ruination Nick seems to want to impose on July.