Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I'm sure there is a detrans artist painting herself with gold over the scars, something to do with the Japanese art of mending broken things? Anyway, they are all unoriginal cultists.
That's Laura Becker, FunkGodArtist on Twitter and Instagram. She has a Substack too and writes a lot about how it pretty much is a cult and how easily autistic kids get sucked into it. Was a textbook pooner but now recovering.
 
Good for the little depooner

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I know memory is dead, but has anyone written a thinkpiece about the similarities with having a grown-ass lady play Peter Pan?
It's a traditional pantomime, and women traditionally play the role of Peter Pan. It's a shame that this isn't still common practice because I think it'd be a great way for teen girls to understand that there is no point in Pooning Out.
Seeing Peter Pan, Prince Charming and Aladdin played by women was part of my childhood in the 90s.* I had assumed it was still done this way, but looking at various cast lists online, it seems that these roles are now played by men. The ugly sisters and Widow Twankey are still played by men though. Poofs are very protective of their roles and have more power in the theatre world, I suppose.

*The 1990s, not the 1890s.
 
Seeing Peter Pan, Prince Charming and Aladdin played by women was part of my childhood in the 90s.* I had assumed it was still done this way, but looking at various cast lists online, it seems that these roles are now played by men. The ugly sisters and Widow Twankey are still played by men though. Poofs are very protective of their roles and have more power in the theatre world, I suppose.

*The 1990s, not the 1890s.
Pan makes sense, but Prince Charming and Aladdin? That just seems odd.
 
Seeing Peter Pan, Prince Charming and Aladdin played by women was part of my childhood in the 90s.* I had assumed it was still done this way, but looking at various cast lists online, it seems that these roles are now played by men. The ugly sisters and Widow Twankey are still played by men though. Poofs are very protective of their roles and have more power in the theatre world, I suppose.

*The 1990s, not the 1890s.
I think in Japan they still have traditional pantomimes where all the roles are played by women. I dig it and would watch them. I'll bet the whole point is to have the performance just be highly feminine. So it would hit every note just right for a very feminine, female audience.
 
The worst phase of this thread was when it was page after page of retards doing their own OC pooners and gay ass tarot card shit. Please let's just focus on the autism from outside instead of cultivating more of it in-house.
Have you even seen the art in the OP? It's grotesque but somehow alluring. It's easy (for me at least) to see why artists in this thread would want to give this disgusting meme art a try. Actual pooners are too busy crying and coping online to produce consistent art, we have to fill in for them sometimes, poor little hecking doods.

Good for the little depooner

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"Heal your personality disorder" she is on the right track but personality disorders aren't cured as far as I am aware (feel free to correct me) you more or less just have to live with them and learn coping mechanisms to stop yourself before you have outbursts, mental breakdowns, self-sabotaging sprees, whatever it may be depending on the personality disorder.

I have some form of personality disorder too, it's fucking gay and sucks cock, but you can learn to recognize when you are about to go into an episode and sort of catch yourself and damage control. Really you just need meds and therapy. CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) works the best I've found.

A wild fat pooner started a fight and got handled like a pest she is.

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TUNA POONER SPRAY! Everyone should have one on hand in case your little dood gets too rowdy!
 
I am a fair bit older than Ellen. Granted, I stayed out of the sun throughout the '00s, when girls took naps in tanning beds. It's paying off big now, and I get to walk among my peers pretty smug.

But holy shit, Ellen looks way older than I am.

Did anyone tell this MOVIE ACTOR that her face would age like a fucking raisin?

It's not like doctors didn't know. You just have to look at female body builders to know this crap will age your face.

Personally, I avoid premature aging like the plague. I won't use any pills I suspect might accelerate Father Time.
its not even just the testosterone.
That roughens up your skin, busts out capillaries and stuff..but those are like, insane stress lines for a year or two max of just...vibing in hollywood?
its some Eugen Stepanovich Kobytev after 4 years for WW2 shit.
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(guy ended up having quite a long and fulfiling life )
 
In Massenet's opera about Cinderella, the Prince Charming character is a woman's role. In the preceding eras there had always been "trouser roles" meant for eunuchs or now, mezzo-sopranos, but this particular opera was written near the turn of the century when those had long been out of fashion. Anyway, it reminds me of Peter Pan and such being played by women in the 20th c. plays, which are just the descendants of operas anyway. What sets this traditional performance art apart is that the gender bending is fun and intentional, like drag(used to be).

These ~serious~ performances by pooners in current media are a hole 'nother thing. They are just playing themselves, like the Evil Dead Rise pooner and the Halloween Ends pooner and the innumerable Netflix/adjacent pooners. I find these "representations" orders of magnitude more disturbing than "Doctor Barbie" or any of the troon-celebs who are by their nature campy af.
 
its not even just the testosterone.
That roughens up your skin, busts out capillaries and stuff..but those are like, insane stress lines for a year or two max of just...vibing in hollywood?
its some Eugen Stepanovich Kobytev after 4 years for WW2 shit.
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(guy ended up having quite a long and fulfiling life )
This is exactly the before and after I was thinking of, TY.
 
It's hilarious how every pooner I've known personally have been stereotypes hitting most checklists but they've all been different flavors.

Pooner #1: Hypersexual Narcissistic Fujoshi.
Sexually abused as a kid, yaoi obsessed, chronically online, hated women, porn artist, weeb, turned out to be a self admitted "MAP" and biggest narcissist I have ever met.

I still see this fucking cunt every so often around the internet but now she's a protected class.


Pooner #2: Average autistic tomboy.
Still feminine in personality but male adjacent interests, short, chronically online, spends majority of time playing video games, artist, weeb, on tumblr at worst point in history during her puberty, internalized misogyny, has trouble fitting in with other women.

This one ended up detransing after she realized she could do literally everything she was already doing as a woman and nothing would change but went on to blame everyone who supported her transition for "making" her do it.


Pooner #3: uwu soft boi.
Short, tumblr brain rotted, accuses every character of being gay or trans, furry, relies on fictional media for validation, never stops talking about being trans, sexually abused, super autistic, every time I spoke to her it ended up being about her transitioning which I was fine with at first until I realized it's all she ever fucking spoke to me about.

She was preparing to get bottom surgery last time I spoke to her over a year and a half ago, half interested in seeing how it went but I hate playing into her attention seeking ways so I distanced myself.
 
Found a pooner on dA depicting herself. It makes me wonder if some of them want to go for the fat slob look and why.
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They hate being sexualized and the beauty standards placed on women and there's a good chance that she's been sexually harassed or sexually assaulted and they think looking like the personification of gym sweat will protect them.
 
So I did a Thing.
It's called 'Poonhemian Rhapsody'

This is my real life, it's not a fantasy,
So just take my side, don't look at reality,
I have just cried, the flag of Pride, I see..
I'm just a poor boy
I need your sympathy
Because I'm born a girl, not a Bro
And I've got no dick below
Anyway, now I know
How to get a letter, for T, for me

Mama! I AM a man!
I'm a man inside my head
Call me 'daughter' I'll be dead
Mama! I hate myself
And now my tits and womb I'll throw away,
Mama! Ooooh
I don't care now if you cry
If you don't validate me tomorrow, I'll be gone
I'll be gone,
Cause only myself matters

Too late! My script has come!
This T-gel is all mine!
Now I'm angry all the time..
Goodbye, female body, you've got to go
Even though those hips of mine will tell the truth,
Mama. Ohhhh (all over the hair grows)
I wanna be a guy!
I sometimes wish if only I'd been born a boy...

I see a little bitty girly of a man
Pube mustache, Pube mustache,
Can I get a Wang though?
Fundraising and Pride-ing
Now I'm suiciding
Get a phallo(get a phallo)
Get a phallo(get a phallo)
Get a phallo, wreck your arm, that's how it goes..

I'm just a smol boi, nobody wuvs me,
He's such a smol boi, from a 'phobe family,
Sneak him away, he can come live with me.

Hate my tits, gotta go,
Will you call me bro?
No! We will not call you Bro! (call me bro)
We will not call you Bro! (call me bro)
We will not call you Bro! (call me bro)
Will not call you Bro! (call me bro)
Never never never never call you bro!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Transphobia! Transphobia!
Transphobia's a No-no!
Mastectomy! Is a Genocidal word for Me!
Top surgery! Top surgur-REEEEEEEEE!

So you think you can mock me, say I'm not a guy?
I'll name you in the note that I leave when I die!
Oh, Theybie,
Can't do this to me theybie!
I was Six when I came out,
Six when I came out,
Six when I came out as Queer!
Ooooh, Oooh yeah, Ooooh yeah,
Only my life matters,
Anyone can see,
Only my life matters, and T...
 
heterosexual women who are genuinely attracted to fat hairy men.
The only ones I seen were morbidly obese themselves. Never seen a fit or slim woman who was into fat dudes, but I seen the opposite a lot.
Type 3; women who are sexually assaulted and poon out to the most disgusting, slobbish men so then no one will find them attractive and they are “safe”.
Wouldn't be easier to just get a gun? and BTW fat hairy dudes still get raped, specially if they are short dumpy manlets like more pooners are.
A wild fat pooner started a fight and got handled like a pest she is.

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It was at that moment that "Pyotr" wished she was still Natasha.
turned out to be a self admitted "MAP
For what? little boys? please tell me the cops got there first.
but went on to blame everyone who supported her transition for "making" her do it.
Looking at the Munchausen trans-by-proxy stories she might have a point...
And I've got no dick below
"And I've got no dick down below" sounds better. Check the joshcore thread they might be able to actually make Queen sing that using AI.
From r/MM_RomanceBooks: "What have you been compelled to pick up or try because of what your reading, particularly in this genre. Crocheting? Karaoke? Baking? A sport perhaps?"

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Hentai has really rotted zoomers' brains...
>I like boys the way boys who like boys, like boys
As described by women who have never been boys, yes. Missing that little detail.
Probably never been with one either.
 
but went on to blame everyone who supported her transition for "making" her do it.
I want to support detransitioners but this grinds my gears. They conveniently forget about the "threaten suicide or self-harm when parents/doctors don't immediately give them what they want" part and the "call everyone who tells them to slow down a TERF" part.

Pooners gonna poon and pooner is a mind-set.

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A wild fat pooner started a fight and got handled like a pest she is.

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Any Russian speakers in the house? I'm curious to know what the guy was saying.

Also lol at the way she almost literally wilted from that pepper spray.

I think in Japan they still have traditional pantomimes where all the roles are played by women. I dig it and would watch them. I'll bet the whole point is to have the performance just be highly feminine. So it would hit every note just right for a very feminine, female audience.
You might be thinking of the Takarazuka Revue. It's basically the anti-kabuki in that all roles are played by women. The specialists in male roles can actually look rather dashing, in a shojo manga sort of way – of course, they're highly trained singers and dancers with professional costumers and make-up artists working on them, rather than mentally ill pooners.

And yeah, the fan base is mostly women (lol) Apparently the more popular male specialists used to get screaming and fainting from fans as if they were the Beatles or something, although I don't know if that's as common today.
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These ~serious~ performances by pooners in current media are a hole 'nother thing.
I see what you did there.
 
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