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Have any of you retards figured out that this isn't a single family home

Overview
This property has been completely renovated and ready for a new investor or owner occupant! It features 2 units on the entry level that are efficiency units. They have been completely remodeled and have updated bathrooms, kitchen, bedroom and living room. On the right side of the main level is a small office space with its own bathroom. Upstairs are two more units with 2 bedrooms and 1 bath each. They also have updated kitchen/bathrooms, hardwood floors and great porches for sitting. The exterior has beautiful stacked stone, new vinyl siding, new roofs, new windows, Trex decking stair treads and much more. There is on street parking currently and room out back to create a parking lot for additional parking. This is a turn key investment and has a ton of potential! Purchase's financing fell through
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Jeremiah Cochenour 434-401-0844 jeremiah@baldguyassociates.com,

Mark A. Dalton & Co., Inc.
They just live in one of the apartments they're not occupying the whole building
 
Yes, generally you purchase a multi-family building to rent out some or all of it. There's 4 bedrooms and an office all separate from each other, per the description. It's not all one house that somehow has 4 kitchens and 5 bathrooms.
 
Yes, generally you purchase a multi-family building to rent out some or all of it. There's 4 bedrooms and an office all separate from each other, per the description. It's not all one house that somehow has 4 kitchens and 5 bathrooms.
The real question is how much does he currently use for Chris and Chris related content, vs other ventures. I doubt he wants the headache of renting out the property to other people other than storage if Chris is attached to it unless he is absolutely retarded and wants to have angry tenants screaming to him about weens.
 
That is the question, rather than a lot of people are living in one house with 4 kitchens and an unusual amount of entrances, how many and which of the units are they taking up and what are they doing with them.

And how the hell does a 21yo faggot get financing to own a place like that? That's a building that landlords buy. There's the associated property broker listed but it's unusual to have the buyer's name attached to it
 
I just can’t understand why anyone would willingly invite Chris to live with them. The mumbling, the cartoon noises, the insistence on talking about their delusions out loud, I just can’t fathom anyone with the ability to dull it out and be able to exist without wanting to jump off the roof

Bob managed living with Chris for 29 years. Barb did it for 39. Luckily for both of them Chris is no longer their problem.
 
And how the hell does a 21yo faggot get financing to own a place like that? That's a building that landlords buy. There's the associated property broker listed but it's unusual to have the buyer's name attached to it
If he has good credit, a decent downpayment, a steady stream of income, and/or a co-signer, I don't see why he wouldn't be able to secure financing. It's not like the place is a mansion or anything.
 
Are you sure you're not confusing Chris' aptitude for Spanish with that Liquid Chris? Even a decade ago his Spanish was pretty ass. I can't imagine he got great grades unless the standards in high school really were that low.
Chris' Spanish was basic at best even if he was very proud that his Spanish name was "Ricardo" which is Richard in English and Chris would be simply Cris in Spanish. But I guess it's just trying to find a Spanish name to call the student as a way to engage them. Hell I remember a kid in my class was named Blair and the teacher would call him Esteban.

Liquid tried and spoke some passable French and I think a touch of Japanese but you could tell he did it phonetically because it didn't sound right. Not that Chris would know the difference.

speaking of good ol 4D chest, i gotta wonder what days with chris are like.... does he walk out for his morning coffee in a nightgown? do they share any duties like cooking or cleaning? or is it more like keeping hidden fugitive than having a roomate, he just puts him in another room and considers that room no longer a part of the house
If I had to hazard a guess, Chris has one of the "rooms" that are set up with a fridge, stove and all that. I mean that's what I'd so if I took in a retard. He's there, doing his thing and every week it's written that he needs to let the landlord in to check up on him, make sure the place is clean, he's making his merch and hasn't just shit the bed and left it there.
 
That is the question, rather than a lot of people are living in one house with 4 kitchens and an unusual amount of entrances, how many and which of the units are they taking up and what are they doing with them.
Like I said, it has to be 100% Caden specific business ventures. Whether that means more of the squad living in the other apartments, storage, or using one of the suites below for streaming. No one will want to rent a place with an infamous mommy fucking crossdressing retard who thinks he's Jesus who will, at some point, wander into their business or try to make friends with them. That's not counting on the aggressive trolls who will make sure they never forget that's who is living there at all times.

If he has good credit, a decent downpayment, a steady stream of income, and/or a co-signer, I don't see why he wouldn't be able to secure financing. It's not like the place is a mansion or anything.
Yeah it didn't even hit the 500k mark. I'm sure they're happy someone is trying to do something in town.
 
Also I see you ain't from round these country parts. !00k in middle of nowhere Virginia will last you well over a year in living expenses, with treats.. The median household income in Virginia is around $50-60k, with a huge part of the households well below that. I wanna know what sad part of the country you live in where you'd only be able to feed and house yourself for 100k a year.
That's not my point. My point is that Caden could've just gone to b-school, slept through half the classes and still obtained a comfortable standard of living, with probably less than half the effort of shacking up with the teflon tard and becoming his official tardwrangler and roommate. That's the part that boggles my mind but I guess my brain doesn't run on 100% autism and asspats from the cwc reddit community so idk. I guess having a trophy that's made of shit is still a trophy to some people.
 
a real question, no hate or anything; but how the FUCK does Chris still have a platform?
i'm really asking, it looks like there are many people ACTUALLY supporting him, why?
Serial killers and mass shooters have groupies. It doesn't take a lot of people buying shit off Chris to boost his income significantly.
That's not my point. My point is that Caden could've just gone to b-school, slept through half the classes and still obtained a comfortable standard of living, with probably less than half the effort of shacking up with the teflon tard and becoming his official tardwrangler and roommate.
Caden is very young. This is more likely a "for now" plan than a long term one.

That house has one of the worst remodels I've seen in a long time.
 
If he has good credit, a decent downpayment, a steady stream of income, and/or a co-signer, I don't see why he wouldn't be able to secure financing. It's not like the place is a mansion or anything.
Okay how many 21 year olds do you know that you’re describing right now? I would imagine very few if any. Also Caden is a retarded faggot. So he doesn’t have any of those things that’s pretty obvious just look at the fuckin sperg and his pizza face and greasy ass hair.
 
Caden is very young. This is more likely a "for now" plan than a long term one.
Most people's "for now" plans are usually bartending, or working in a warehouse.

Caden is being a low income landlord for a 40 year old with a 20 year long rap sheet of anger problems who did 2 years of jail for fucking his elderly mom. That's a lot of effort for a temporary situation.

"No, you don't understand, I bought a piece of property to financially exploit a mentally challenged middle aged man and profit off his crayola drawings just as a temporary finding-myself thing! Could've happened to anyone!"
 
According to a plate search on Carfax, his car is a 2006 Chevy Aveo with 148,000 miles made in November 05 and registered in Big Island, VA.
The Aveo always stood out to me because Wheel of Fortune offered them as prizes around that time (maybe a little before) and it was the last time a game show offered a sub-$10,000 car that I know of.
 
Okay how many 21 year olds do you know that you’re describing right now? I would imagine very few if any. Also Caden is a retarded faggot. So he doesn’t have any of those things that’s pretty obvious just look at the fuckin sperg and his pizza face and greasy ass hair.
Trust fund kid. I've seen quite a few do really retarded things with their trust money under the guise of "being my own boss".
 
@Zeus Blue Thunder nice post, but please for the love of real baby Jebus, use some formatting like bullet points.

I love that Caden and friends are doing exactly what members of the Podcast race were accusing Null of doing. That is, locking Chris up and using him as a money printer.

In the last MATI, Kengle came up and I remember the weird power vacuum that formed when Kengal and other “ guardians” dropped Chris and talked about the sonichu franchise like it’s Marvel and all the plans they had to make a Sonichu extended multimedia universe… so crazy.

Why the hell is Chris learning Finnish?
I wonder what fake name he'll give himself?

Maybe the cabbage patch kid is Finnish or has some Finnish mutt blood and Chris wants to impress her?

Maybe she said “if you want access to my forbidden cabbage patch…. You first must… ummmm learn Finnish to an expert level!”

And Chris put his autism into overdrive.
 
He looks like Brent Spiner in that shitty Independence Day sequel.
It’s just entirely possible that Chris has an aptitude for languages. He did learn Spanish in classes pretty alright if I recall. It would be ironic considering his disabilities are largely centered around not understanding human communication well.
You sometimes find that with spergs: they like learning foreign languages because any social awkwardness is assumed to be down to the language or culture barrier.
 
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