Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Formica Sample]

I had to vote Rekieta for Lolcow of the Year. He's the reason I started lurking the Farms in 2019. I actually didn't know this place existed until I started following the Vic case.

And yeah, for anyone who was around at that time, Nick came across as pretty genuinely wholesome. While his outro song is cringey now, it was fitting back then. Sure, some off-color jokes here and there, but he had his priorities straight. He was a lawyer dad who loved his wife and kids. That's why this thread is full of long-time users going, "Well shit, I guess he fooled me, too." Even people who are familiar with lolcow traits saw Nick, for the most part, as a Christian family man. Back then, the thread even collectively decided against posting his dox, because he hadn't done anything to earn lolcow status yet.

I sort of lost interest after he stopped doing trial streams and covering lawsuits. When I saw he had interviewed Rittenhouse, I realized I hadn't watched him in months, decided to give it a shot, and was surprised at how awkward and uncomfortable it was. After that, I didn't check up on him again for a while, only coming back to this thread about six weeks ago. So it was pretty shocking to see how much he's visibly declined. If you have any addicts among your friends or family, you recognize that hollow, spiritually dead look in his eyes.

Even if you don't win, Rackets, you'll always hold a special place in my heart as the first time I've personally witnessed the full rise and fall of a lolcow. I really wish children weren't involved, but such is life.

You're also the reason I now get to laugh at Internet weirdos and degenerates, including yourself, with all the autists here, who turned out to be surprisingly nice. So, thanks for that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Spoiler: gay pedo film rant

I think that gay film was about average mainstream slop back then, where topics like belonging and conformity were being discussed. You have a faggot neonazi deep in the closet while a couple openly gay men scout the streets welcoming everyone. You have a dipshit office wagecuck turned le edgy rebel that wants to fuck teenagers. You have a sequence of the mindless drones watching a fucking plastic bag.

I don't think there's much of an overt political motive. It's about the rampant individualism after two world wars which was common among war-sick boomers and honestly I can't blame them for it. War sucks.

wtf is it about Libertarians and them always inevitably devolving into pants-on-head retards, and it almost always ends with them defending some dumbass hill. Even lefties that call themselves stupid shit like "Libertarian Socialists" always end up defending the dumbest fucking points for no reason what so ever

lolbert - MAP pipeline is real.

In other news.

Balldo takes a Satanic lead.

Additionally, it seems like the YouTube algorithm is warning me against basing my worldview on a gay Jewish film that Balldo loves.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Spoiler: gay pedo film rant

I think that gay film was about average mainstream slop back then, where topics like belonging and conformity were being discussed. You have a faggot neonazi deep in the closet while a couple openly gay men scout the streets welcoming everyone. You have a dipshit office wagecuck turned le edgy rebel that wants to fuck teenagers. You have a sequence of the mindless drones watching a fucking plastic bag.

I don't think there's much of an overt political motive. It's about the rampant individualism after two world wars which was common among war-sick boomers and honestly I can't blame them for it. War sucks.

lolbert - MAP pipeline is real.

In other news.
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Balldo takes a Satanic lead.

Fucker you beat me to it.

 

[Pizdec]

MANdy reappeared in Rekieta's live chat on his most recent YouTube stream.

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How does this dumb bitch call into someone else's show and then not be able to call Nick? Nick, Are we too drunk to ask questions? I know the answer is yes but for fucks sake, at least chase something real.

 

[Shagedan]

>My hands have always shaken, since I was a kid
>My body has always shaken
>I've always licked the bottle, for years now
Noticing a pattern here

We’re only a while away from “I’ve always been a woman”.

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, Patfags, had to do it. It isn't that he has reached the depth of patheticism that Nick has reached, it's that the sheer depth of the swan-dive he took is so spectacular that it is more than Pat has ever done. Pat has always been pathetic.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think the hardest thing with Nick... how to put it... my wife and I were talking about it last night.

Nick still does make some good points and he is even still funny. Sort of. I can still hear the humor that drew me to Rekieta Law in the first place. But the guy saying these things isn't the same guy that started the channel and I don't much like who he is anymore. And that gives it all a much different tint.

That point about Rumble being under higher scrutiny due to its content and audience is a valid point.

But then Nick also totally doesn't want you to fuck with other creators wink wink I love you. He is definitely hoping that so-and-so makes millions of dollars and doesn't want his business to go belly up nudge nudge I wish you the best. The content is no worse for the alcohol and discussions of romancing women at bars just to let them down I love women you are all so beautiful slurrrrrrrp.

Not saying anything new here but he has burned so much of his persona and pickled so much of his personality that you can't take him seriously even when he makes valid points. And his humor takes on a somewhat dark and creepy appearance when he's wasted all the time and totally not lusting after not-his-wife.

Your experience is shared and probably bang on for many--they liked Nick and he transmogrified in front of their eyes into an objectively bad and insane person. When people who thought of him as a pseudo-friend asked what was going on, he turned outright hostile.

The digest for him is just as deep as the respect and liking some held.

If you develop a sensitivity to physical contact, whereby physical touch is reserved for your spouse to the exclusion of others, you don’t have to go to Hedonism II and wear a Balldo to get your jollies.

He did say that the mushrooms from Hedonism permanently altered his sense of touch and he likes touching things now.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

How does this dumb bitch call into someone else's show and then not be able to call Nick? Nick, Are we too drunk to ask questions? I know the answer is yes but for fucks sake, at least chase something real.

I'm guessing MANdy didn't wanna call Rekieta because there'd be a bigger risk of him asking all kinds of questions, so "she" called someone further removed from the recent evidence and drama, and then MANdy would still be able to point to it as evidence.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I made a thread over in Multimedia after watching Null's recommended Devon Stack Odyssey review of American Beauty if anyone wants to continue related discussions without shitting up the Rekieta thread.

 

[Pizdec]

He did say that the mushrooms from Hedonism permanently altered his sense of touch and he likes touching things now.

"it's not my fault, it's the Psilocybin!" He says in court, explaining why he assaulted a hooker he found on Minnesota backpages or some shit. The effects of mushrooms only last at most a couple weeks, so it definitely is a cop out to explain his shitty antics as of late.

 

[AltisticRight]

He did say that the mushrooms from Hedonism permanently altered his sense of touch and he likes touching things now.

Great, he's going to blame mushrooms for his twisted senses now.
This is a man nearing 50 with 5 kids that cannot take personal responsibility.

 

[AnOminous]

Great, he's going to blame mushrooms for his twisted senses now.
This is a man nearing 50 with 5 kids that cannot take personal responsibility.

Mushrooms have nothing to do with Nick's current pathetic state. Shrooms are pretty nice.

They do not turn you from an honorable person into an absolute scumbag who is okay with pissing on people's graves, though.

 

[Pizdec]

They do not turn you from an honorable person into an absolute scumbag who is okay with pissing on people's graves, though.

Normally mushrooms give you a very positive outlook on life after consuming, but not a "I need to fuck every girl in a five mile radius with my balls" kind of outlook.

 

[Mind Goblins]

While definitely not an excuse for his behavior, I do know someone who claims that their sense of taste has been different ever since they did some mushrooms while away from home once, years ago, and I believe them. They say it's faded a bit over the years, but some of the things they used to love are still entirely unpalatable. If it can do that to taste, I 100% believe it can do that to touch. No firsthand knowledge here though, I stay the fuck away from psychedelics. I'd enjoy them too much, and I don't need any more excuses for being lazy.

 

[RotPockets]

Additionally, it seems like the YouTube algorithm is warning me against basing my worldview on a gay Jewish film that Balldo loves.

The Nose knows.

Countdown until you join the other desaparecidos.

He did say that the mushrooms from Hedonism permanently altered his sense of touch and he likes touching things now.

That was from the Molly powdered Mushroom Tips he was gobbling up like an insatiable Super Mario Bottom.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

"it's not my fault, it's the Psilocybin!" He says in court, explaining why he assaulted a hooker he found on Minnesota backpages or some shit. The effects of mushrooms only last at most a couple weeks, so it definitely is a cop out to explain his shitty antics as of late.

IIRC psilocybin is one of the few ways we know to (permanently) change your personality as measured by the big five scale. Supposedly it increases your openness by a standard deviation, roughly. Openness is pretty much exactly of what's wrong with him; open to degeneracy, open to titposting, open to parasocial relationships, open to gay shit.

Perhaps open to not hiding in his degeneracy in the closet better.

It still doesn't work as an excuse, because it's a choice to take them and it's a choice to indulge in inclinations.

 

[Chaplainsama]

Magic mushrooms "opening your third eye" is hippy mumbo-jumbo and anybody claiming it changed their personality or outlook in any meaningful manner is full of shit or a brainlet. Rekietachu's personality shifts are entirely due to his alcohol abuse and faults he chooses to make 3 hour copestreams about instead of actually addressing in any meaningful way.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Untru

Magic mushrooms "opening your third eye" is hippy mumbo-jumbo and anybody claiming it changed their personality or outlook in any meaningful manner is full of shit or a brainlet. Rekietachu's personality shifts are entirely due to his alcohol abuse and faults he chooses to make 3 hour copestreams about instead of actually addressing in any meaningful way.

Untrue. A growing body of research shows the potential for a single guided trip to drastically reduce trauma related mental health issues. I almost to took part in a study that tested if they could help newly diagnosed cancer patients ease anxiety and depression. In the end I had to decline because my actual clinical trial said I couldn't do both.

I followed the results of the trial to see what happened because I thought it was a cool study. It really helped people.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5367557/

PTSD, OCD, Anxiety, Depression and numerous other afflictions can be helped by tripping according to other studies. Mushrooms aren't just for hippies anymore. And yes, one trip can change your life...but not always for the better.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Looks like nick has taken the lead, it seems his title was being talked about in August

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16722041

Nick has done so much over the last few months but the seething hasn't stopped.

 

[LiquidKid]

everyone would still go to college if it cost the same as a daewoo

Off topic, but you just triggered the often repressed memory of my first car, a Daewoo Lanos. That, one day whilst driving home from college, randomly has the battery die on me as I was driving down a particularly steep hill, and neither the breaks nor steering wheel was working. I had to use my minuscule body weight to force the car to turn away from oncoming traffic and it managed to come to a stop mere inches before crashing into a stop sign.

Daewoos are nightmare cars