Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Has nick seemed drunk at all? Any evidence? His nose was looking a bit red in the latest locals. Was there video of the tattoo being done?

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Not a law show.
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This tranny

Kala the "tunnel girl"

that is currently the newest listed on front page featured, was the last “news” segment that Nick talked about last night.

I was only half listening & not watching, so Idk if photos were shown or if he brought up the TikToks he was referring to but Nick represented this individual as a true & honest woman. He was ranting about the government taking away “her” rights, kind of like a Killdozer story but lady version.

Fooled by a tranny again!
 
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nick has the fans he deserves. If there’s more than 100 IQ points between the lot of them I’d be shocked.
And here I thought Tim Pool fans were retarded after seeing a video by one, Balldo's fans are something else and they probably think we're an actual farm that sells kiwis and kiwi accessories.
 
Nick is going to end up needing his asshole surgically reconstructed after being roofied and raped by all these catfishing guys.
At this rate I'm not so sure he'd be against it. Considering how he talked about Mandy and signing her tits too I'm not sure his wife would be that miffed about it either.
 
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Wait, let's not let this one pass by, because I'm not familiar with that story. Do we know who had the idea to fuck with the roommate around? This might be a good bit of insight into who was into the exhibitionism (or thrill of being caught at least) first, assuming it's not both of them. Also how old were they when they got married? Because as I recall they were virgins before getting hitched but that could just be an assumption on my end, as them being eachother's first doesn't necessarily mean they waited for marriage.

The story has shifted (like Drexel's grooming story target age). At the first it was:
[Paraphrased]

'We were both virgins and waited until marriage. I love her now MORE than then. When I think back to how she looked in this stunning blue dress, my brain replaces the image of how she looks now into the memory becuase she is more attractive'

Eventually it became:
[Paraphrased]

'Men want virgins, but why? Would you turn down a 10 with a body count of 3-5? My wife was my first. I remember her coming into my room at uni after coming back from Hawaii on my 21st birthday in a skintight blue wrap dress that showed off every curve. I was in bed--two actually pushed together--and my mate was sleeping on the other side of the room. She climbed on top and straddled me then... [fade to black],

It could have been the 'Virgin' angle was for thr weeb audience who were sexually frustrated or more innocent. Maybe it was the religious crowd? Maybe it no longer fit with his degenerate desires.

Found the clip of the 'fucked at 21' at 'some point' in the relationship before marriage. You can even hear him respond to a chatter who heard the original version of 'wedding night virgins'.




I still have to locate the Weeb Wars era 'we were both virgins when we married' and the final raunchy version of the 'blue dress story with the roommate across the room' to fully demonstrate the hypocrisy for the OP, but I know the latter was in the late September 2022 - January 2023 timespan.

I split my time between writing the bones of the OP outline and looking for key clips when I get bored. Once the bones are done, I hope to enlist help to flesh it out.
 
I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

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It's weird. I know a few people that got one or two tattoos when they were in their 20's and now want them removed in their late 30's. I also know a few people that never had tattoos and are now getting them in their late 40's and 50's. It's so odd to me to see people in the age bracket of Nick and his wife getting tatted up, sometimes seriously so, with tons of mediocre sticker tattoos.

I am very biased, though. I think tattoos are dumb and ugly, with a few exceptions for those that get large and complex pieces. The “sticker tattoo” look is trashy as fuck and it always looks like shit. Either commit and get a big, ornate full sleeve or fuck off.
 
Found the clip of the 'fucked at 21' at 'some point' in the relationship before marriage. You can even hear him respond to a chatter who heard the original version of 'wedding night virgins'.
I don't know anything about the variants of this story he's told but I can tell you he is either lying here or attempting to reconcile what he just said with another lie he told.

He first responds very quickly and affirmatively to the question about being friends afterward but apparently this is not congruent with some other version he told because he then starts unnecessarily qualifying what he said:

"That was a ways into the relationship... I think. Wasn't it? ... I don't remember."

Like, none of that was required to answer the question. But he retardedly added questions around a detail that no one with his lack of sexual history would forget -- exactly how far into the relationship they slept together.

Then the question about their wedding night seemingly prompts him to remember the detail about his 21st birthday, which he mentions "she said the other day." I'm guessing she said this on his show? It seems like he's needing some sort of additional witness to add credibility to this piece of information.

If I had to guess, they slept together VERY early into the relationship and he is trying to reconcile a version of this story he told when he was Trad LARPing.
 
It's weird. I know a few people that got one or two tattoos when they were in their 20's and now want them removed in their late 30's. I also know a few people that never had tattoos and are now getting them in their late 40's and 50's. It's so odd to me to see people in the age bracket of Nick and his wife getting tatted up, sometimes seriously so, with tons of mediocre sticker tattoos.

I am very biased, though. I think tattoos are dumb and ugly, with a few exceptions for those that get large and complex pieces. The “sticker tattoo” look is trashy as fuck and it always looks like shit. Either commit and get a big, ornate full sleeve or fuck off.
Nothing wrong with having an “I’m young and dumb” tattoo done when you’re 18 or early 20ies. Especially if it’s one or two on your shoulder.

But it IS kinda weird to be Nick’s age and jump in feet first. Screams early midlife crisis or “I wish I was 20 again”
 
I am very biased, though. I think tattoos are dumb and ugly, with a few exceptions for those that get large and complex pieces. The “sticker tattoo” look is trashy as fuck and it always looks like shit. Either commit and get a big, ornate full sleeve or fuck off.
Tattoos need to either be big ornate pieces, or, small accent marks. No in-between.
 
And here I thought Tim Pool fans were retarded after seeing a video by one, Balldo's fans are something else and they probably think we're an actual farm that sells kiwis and kiwi accessories.
Forget that bit. He thinks Nick is sponsoring brands to advertise on his show? Or he thinks sponsoring means giving free promotion? No wonder he thinks Daniel Paul Harris is a woman.
 
What would Rumble actually gain by resigning him? He's kinda forced to be on Rumble anyways because he hates YT restrictions. They're going to retain his viewership numbers regardless, right?
Nothing, he's a negative at this point. That doesn't mean they won't do it, though. I get the impression Rumble is run by business critters about as sharp as a pillow.
 
I am very biased, though. I think tattoos are dumb and ugly, with a few exceptions for those that get large and complex pieces. The “sticker tattoo” look is trashy as fuck and it always looks like shit. Either commit and get a big, ornate full sleeve or fuck off.
I knew one guy with a photo realistic but pointillistic tattoo that was really amazing. The vast majority of tattoos just make you look like you did time for dealing meth.
 
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