Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mouse Cop]

I apologize if this was already posted, but I just realized what Rekeita's snake tattoo reminds me of:

 

[Captain Manning]

You might also notice that Nick did this segment within hours of the actual MATI segment, before it was clipped and placed on @elb's channel. Interesting piece of evidence for anyone who still believes Nick doesn't watch MATI to cope and seethe at what is said about him live.

Did you forget about "played squad with sean once" spectre?

True. That was what Ralph used to have Gator do all the time.

I think Balldo's Gate main point though is that regardless of whether Nick is watching MATI himself, or having somebody like Spectre do it and report back to General Mattis Nick, Nick cares what Null says about him.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah I can't really watch him anymore. He will hit the same 3 topics eighteen times with no new information, and he will misspell a simple word at least once per video. A lawyer who can't spell "hypocrisy" is amusing, but not enough to bypass my pet peeve of misspelling simple shit in general.

Could be a tactic for interactions. They say if you fuck up somewhere in the video, more ppl will try to correct you so more interaction = better algo. I find the "ppl will try to correct you" part to tend to be true.

But then again he's a nigger so...

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

What is it with his bint of a wife making "impromptu" date nights during her husbands working hours. Lack of respect. Deservedly.

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"Impromptu date night"
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"I have to walk Kayla off the ledge and tell her that I hope she makes a million dollars"

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I hear there's grown women nowadays that use coloring books to destress, I'd put this action in the same bucket.

There are, they're crazy. Usually disney girls. I know from experience.

 

[Pomniman]

There are, they're crazy. Usually disney girls. I know from experience.

Disney adults are the niggers of the autism spectrum.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[There Is Light At The End]

A big shower talk incoming
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tl:dr: Jim pontificates about Magi-Chan and mentions how Nick was catfished by a man and won lolcow of the year

Two things how to exercise this thing are

1. Leave internet forever
2. Become so boring, it leaves you alone

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

, I predict that by the end of this year this thread will have more replies than the Weeb Wars thread (i.e. it will double in size). Locking it in, I'll check back on this in a year's time.

i'll take the under, a lot of last year's pages were because of the locals gossip. Mandy/Cynthia related nuttiness is easily is responsible for at least 20% of the pages added in the last year. this thread would need to move 7 pages a day to surpass Weeb Wars and Nick can't lose his reputation twice and I'd say another 10% of the pages from the last year are people constantly needing to be told shit that should have been in the OP by now. another 5% of the pages are from people arguing over Nick's comments on religion or movies; everyone knows Nick's a heathen now.

the lawsuit will easily be another feature when that fails and his post stream seething will add another 100 pages but i'm sure the money problems will temper his constant vacations and need to fuck around. Plus he's so good at pretending to be a boring sober streamer that he could very well snuff out this thread if he genuinely wanted to the same way Ralph did. We're a third of the way through January and he's been nailing it so far, If you haven't checked up on Nick in the last 12 months you probably wouldn't even think anything too crazy happened besides him aging like shit.

Last year was fucking amazing, on par with golden age Chris and nick still only gained 2k pages.

 

[Maraschino]

S

- Nick and possibly wife tried to go to some social group thing at the Church. Nick didn't like it because Nick saw everyone in the room as inferior beings that could not possibly relate to a streaming youtuber like him and could offer nothing of value to a streamer celebrity like himself.

Streamers are not people. It is always morally correct to ridicule and disrespect them.

 

[Swole McPole]

Apropos of nothing, the British band Half Man Half Biscuit wrote a song called Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo about the band the Libertines.

Local band, national treasures. But you need to post the album cover so people know what the reference is about:

 

[LiquidKid]

Do not drink alcohol for 48 hours after getting a tattoo. In fact, you shouldn’t drink for 24 hours before getting a tattoo either. Your new tattoo will be considered an open wound, and alcohol delays the body's healing process. Alcohol also thins the blood, which can cause excess bleeding and setback the natural clotting and scabbing necessary for recovery. Alcohol affects both the body and the mind, and also disrupts consciousness and emotions, as evidenced by the many tattoo artist error stories where people pass out during their tattoo, cry uncontrollably, and throw up."

I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life, and seriously, every single thing I hear about it makes it seem like the worst possible thing you could put in your body. I’ll never understand how anyone could consider using it

 

[Pomniman]

I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life, and seriously, every single thing I hear about it makes it seem like the worst possible thing you could put in your body. I’ll never understand how anyone could consider using it

It's definitely not good for you, medically speaking, but one has to recall that Nicki is into other drugs too, he just probably lies about his consumption rate of them.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

are from people arguing over Nick's comments on religion or movies; everyone knows Nick's a heathen now.

You act like this isn't going to keep happening this year. To be fair though, all the religious conversation has been very civil. Even from the heathens that have the wrong opinions.

I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life, and seriously, every single thing I hear about it makes it seem like the worst possible thing you could put in your body. I’ll never understand how anyone could consider using it

There are several reasons for a healthy adult to use alcohol:
- If you use alcohol for its actual purpose and don't get drunk, but straddle the tipsy line, it's a very effective social lubricant. I'm a dipshit social retard who's too quiet for his own good, exhausted by social interactions, and a drink or two is enough to grease the wheels such that I actually enjoy being around people I don't know very well.
- Alcohol is legitimately tasty. Before the advent of refrigeration, your choice was water, fresh fruit juice when the fruit was in season and if you had plenty, or milk. Fermented fruit juice has a longer shelf life (potentially indefinitely) and tastes more interesting than just sweet juice. Spirits are similar in that well made spirits have interesting flavors that can range in wildly different directions.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life, and seriously, every single thing I hear about it makes it seem like the worst possible thing you could put in your body. I’ll never understand how anyone could consider using it

You’re playing with fire when you use it. I’ll usually grab a glass of whiskey and sip on it for the entire night because I enjoy taste, but I don’t go farther than that because being tossed is terrible experience for me.

 

[Pomniman]

You’re playing with fire when you use it. I’ll usually grab a glass of whiskey and sip on it for the entire night because I enjoy taste, but I don’t go farther than that because being tossed is terrible experience for me.

Another trick is pouring tiny amounts of whiskey and adding a small splash of room temperature water to it.

 

[DumbDude43]

Another trick is pouring tiny amounts of whiskey and adding a small splash of room temperature water to it.

i did this with rum once and it was horrible. pure the stuff tastes nice, but watered down it tastes revolting.

 

[Pomniman]

i did this with rum once and it was horrible. pure the stuff tastes nice, but watered down it tastes revolting.

Rum is typically pretty low quality (in terms of the manufacturing process) compared to whiskey so that checks out. Though the upside to rum is you can get the good stuff for a lot cheaper if you know what to buy. I still prefer whiskey to most other things myself.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

My main use of alcohol is/was as a muscle relaxant. I have a muscle in my upper back that I shredded in middle school and sometimes it just seizes up to the point I have to manually breathe because I'm in so much pain. One or two drinks makes it give up. Thankfully it's not something that happens often, at least not to the point where it requires that level of intervention. If it did I'd definitely actually get it looked at, I could easily see it becoming a crutch if it was a daily thing, and if it was even a weekly thing I'd probably start having a drink or two every night preemptively

I don't think it's happened at all since I started (trying to) do pullups last year, I actually figured out how to manually flex/release it at some point that which helps stretch it out. I noticed it was 'throbbing' without hurting while laying down after a workout and was able to tap into that. Hopefully I was able to break up/stretch out the scar tissue or whatever and it'll never happen again

 

[Oliver Onions]

At least the tattoo isn't as bad as all of Anisa's.

Not sure Hallmark do a 'Congratulations: Your tattoo isn't as bad as a literal BPD whore's!' card, but I can certainly check.

it's not an impossibility to get it touched up by someone else. You're just not going to find anyone with a notable reputation to do so.

Well, to be fair, he didn't find someone of notable reputation to do it in the first place, so it would complete the circle.