Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
    283
There's retard drama on Twitter over whether the opening scene of Hazbin Hotel is designed to trick people into worshiping devils. Rather than see this for what it is (astroturfed drama to stir up interest in the face of blaring controversy surrounding the animation studio behind the cartoon), Vito is all-in on having an intellectual media analysis.

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Nigga will make up statistics about literacy rates in his head to feel superior over his opinion about a cartoon. It's especially pathetic when his opinion is some basic bitch conjecture that "maybe that narrator... is unreliable!" Valedictorian community college student right here. You could almost believe he went to a real university like UMass!

Besides Pedo, you failed to write your great American novel. It's already been archived in this thread. You gave up on writing a book that didn't have pictures in it so you could write a book that's almost exclusively pictures. Stick to looking at dead people for your ego boosts, because this ain't it.
 
There's retard drama on Twitter over whether the opening scene of Hazbin Hotel is designed to trick people into worshiping devils. Rather than see this for what it is (astroturfed drama to stir up interest in the face of blaring controversy surrounding the animation studio behind the cartoon), Vito is all-in on having an intellectual media analysis.
The most egregious part of that show isn't even the demons but the furfaggotry. Though of course any fetish is something to aspire to for the vitophile.
 
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Pedo is still seething because others are successfully monetizing his Peruvian witch video without crediting him whatsoever. Which makes sense, as it is clearly watermarked by VIDMAX. This isn't strictly related to Vito, but I did go to the VIDMAX website to see what they're all about and this amazing front page headline greeted me:

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There's retard drama on Twitter over whether the opening scene of Hazbin Hotel is designed to trick people into worshiping devils. Rather than see this for what it is (astroturfed drama to stir up interest in the face of blaring controversy surrounding the animation studio behind the cartoon), Vito is all-in on having an intellectual media analysis.

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Has he ever talked about reading anything that didn't have a tv, movie, or anime adaptation? He even had to screw up the TV show pitch by adding pictures to it. Maybe the next challange Vito can fail is a book club. One book every two weeks.
 
It's very amusing seeing Christopher Gesualdi be a jack of all trades and master of none.
As a comedian: unfunny "jokes" about having sex with children
As a "free speech, anti-cancer culture warrior": gets his sign stolen by rabid trannies while flagging videos he thinks are hate speech
As a comic book author: months behind on schedule, sour grapes over a black guy who made 10x as much as he did
As a "civilian journalist": narcs on twitter about Fuentes rallies being mean to Jews while trying to shill his pedophile friend
As a "voiceover guy": gets his content stolen, gives up after two weeks trying to make lightning strike twice

Is there anything this faggot is good at, except defending pedophiles and gaining weight?
 
It's very amusing seeing Christopher Gesualdi be a jack of all trades and master of none.
As a comedian: unfunny "jokes" about having sex with children
As a "free speech, anti-cancer culture warrior": gets his sign stolen by rabid trannies while flagging videos he thinks are hate speech
As a comic book author: months behind on schedule, sour grapes over a black guy who made 10x as much as he did
As a "civilian journalist": narcs on twitter about Fuentes rallies being mean to Jews while trying to shill his pedophile friend
As a "voiceover guy": gets his content stolen, gives up after two weeks trying to make lightning strike twice

Is there anything this faggot is good at, except defending pedophiles and gaining weight?
Actually with the "As a "free speech, anti-cancer culture warrior", you should of put in: "Tries to cancel Nerdrotic's FNT podcasts when they had Alex Jones on and also tries to deplatform and false flag them every week." Also, add Gary of Nerdrotic onto the list of people Vito endless seethes about for being more successful then him.
 
Reposting from the Rekieta thread
Well, you didn't actually expect any, did you?

The ONLY reason he's doing this shit at all is because Dick and Vito are egging him on. Otherwise he'd be too lazy to do it at all.

I mean, look at this shit (and this is just a sample I pulled from the Epik thread):

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This is Nick's e-daddy. A guy who thinks its "unfathomably based" to support woke liberals over the 1A. Remember that when Nick does another show about freeze peach.

Nick should just divorce his wife and move to California and live in a commune at this point. I hear some of them are nudist. Particularly in the Bay Area.


People will say Dick made it up, but I think Ralph probably made that up in retaliation for him jerking off to Nikki Haley making featured. That's Ralph's fucking mistake. He knows the KF monitors the Killstream, Make sure your camera is off next time, fucktard. It's not difficult.
Archives of Dax's tweets are in his thread, but here an archive of Christopher's tweet, plus another tweet.

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Also he is retweeting BritbongReturns

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Actually with the "As a "free speech, anti-cancer culture warrior", you should of put in: "Tries to cancel Nerdrotic's FNT podcasts when they had Alex Jones on and also tries to deplatform and false flag them every week." Also, add Gary of Nerdrotic onto the list of people Vito endless seethes about for being more successful then him.
Yeah back to the beginning of Neo-biggestproblem its the whole free speech absolutist argument. He claims to be a free speech absolutist until he isnt, Dick used to call him out all the time.
 
It's very amusing seeing Christopher Gesualdi be a jack of all trades and master of none.
As a comedian: unfunny "jokes" about having sex with children
As a "free speech, anti-cancer culture warrior": gets his sign stolen by rabid trannies while flagging videos he thinks are hate speech
As a comic book author: months behind on schedule, sour grapes over a black guy who made 10x as much as he did
As a "civilian journalist": narcs on twitter about Fuentes rallies being mean to Jews while trying to shill his pedophile friend
As a "voiceover guy": gets his content stolen, gives up after two weeks trying to make lightning strike twice

Is there anything this faggot is good at, except defending pedophiles and gaining weight?
Beating women.
 
Enjoy, I have made some significant updates to the OP.
- Rearranged everything in a more meaningful manner
- Removed heavily biased language (want to be neutral)
- Added in Epik LLC stuff
- Some other extra stuff added
You might want to make the Eric July links go to the part of their threads where Eric first came up, but other than that it all looks good.
 
Dick and Vito the "non offending" pedo are currently laughing at Null for wanting to legally pursue Epik for falsely accusing him of hosting child pornography by saying "yeah but it's a 19 year olds revenge pornography!" while smugly laughing it about it. These people are insufferable. The sheer levels of hypocrisy are amazing. Just no amount of self awareness whatsoever.
 
Dick and Vito the "non offending" pedo are currently laughing at Null for wanting to legally pursue Epik for falsely accusing him of hosting child pornography by saying "yeah but it's a 19 year olds revenge pornography!" while smugly laughing it about it. These people are insufferable. The sheer levels of hypocrisy are amazing. Just no amount of self awareness whatsoever.
He couldn't care less if what he says makes sense or not. His only goal is to get your attention by any means.

The website that hosted the materials doesn't get instantly ZAPPED off the internet because of one instance of a user uploading revenge pornography. If that was the standard, then his precious Flickr where he sources his photorealistic CGI renderings of middle-school aged girls in fetish outfits would be ZAPPED too.

He probably knows he's doing this and is self-aware. He has so little self-respect that being known as a mendacious pedophile is a fair price to pay.
 
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