Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I know AI slop is the worst ever content so I won't post anymore but sticking cobras videos into black-box youtube video summarizer is pretty fucking lulzy. Here's darflinys cookie vid summarized
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  • The speaker got paid on Wednesday and cashed their check early.
  • They are working from 11:30 AM to 5:00 PM today.
  • They bought a Monster energy drink and finished it.
  • They purchased Epic cigarettes and more flints for their Zippo lighter.
  • The speaker bought retro-style headphones with good sound quality.
  • They bought hair dye (Axe Dark Impatient Pallone) and will use it later.
  • They also bought ponytail holders, eyeliner, and a case.
  • A coworker's ex-wife skipped town with their paychecks, so the speaker decided to help by buying them household items (electrical tape, an iTunes gift card, dishwasher soap, black lip gloss).
  • They bought a six-pack of their favorite beer (Mystic).
  • The speaker's son has a BB gun, and they needed electrical tape for it.
  • They have a 5-hour energy shot and are considering getting a ride to work from a coworker.
  • They are ordering a "monster" (unclear what this refers to) and will check their schedule.
  • The speaker's "sawed-off BB gun" is now complete.
  • They have a poster of a goth chick that they value and need to remove from the wall carefully.
  • They will be going on a run with their "0-2 buddies" in their car.
  • The speaker is using multi-faced shimmering colors hair product, which they have used before.
  • They made a mistake about the day (thought it was Thursday, but it's not) and felt like an idiot.
  • They applied hair dye and need to wait for it to set.
  • They are excited about their new blue skin (from the hair dye) but realize it might look strange with their teeth and clothes.
  • They will pay a ticket off at the courthouse tomorrow.
  • They are aware the video might look strange, but hope it gives people a good laugh and helps them appreciate life more.
  • The speaker's name is Joseph (or Lil Pierre), and they apologize for looking silly.
  • They will see the audience later (on another occasion).
 
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Janusz z Gliwic said:
With decay like this, I can't comprehend how one can get used to pain. Fully agree on breath though, could likely be used as bioweapon.
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He gets drunk beyond compare, not to mention the duster and whatever else he can get his hands on.

I also wonder, with the sheer level of booze he is taking, if his gums and nerves are not getting infected. He doesn't eat that much, I seem to recall him saying he eats one meal a day. Less chance for food to get lodged in cracks and cavities, then flushed with alcohol. Even his sugary drinks and bathed in booze.

That's what is great about the Cobes, he should by all accounts be dead. Maybe its like Mr Burns from the Simpsons, he has so much wrong, it oddly balances itself out.

Plus some people just do not react how most do. I know a guy who has been hitting the drink like a motherfucker for about 3 decades now, and his liver is surprisingly fine. Shocked me and many others, but sometimes it just goes that way.
 
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How long will it have been since an of-age, cis gendered, alive, warm-bodied fan girl visited cobra? This is kinda of insane the dryspell curse might be broken soon.

Also, the retards at the reddit are trying to confirm cobra bought her a ticket already. Is there anything to even confirm that?
 
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O Pufferth Where Art Thou said:
It's so interesting that Shon is allowed to view Cobes the way the average outsider would. It's such a fascinating psychological phenomenon.
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This has been heavily discussed, the reason why is because when he was getting counseling for being a retard they used puppet therapy. It's a common technique used with retarded children to try and help them convey their emotions, communicate, practice social cues, etc. This is why he has Shon to begin with, and the old school cobra puppet, it's why Shon also speaks the truth and what Cobes is really thinking. "you're an autistic balding loser".
 
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bonified retard said:
Any sources or references? I dont think I've ever heard this before. Makes a ton of sense though, considering how long he's had Rusty (at least since the green basement).
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Josh has talked about it a lot, I would have to search lolcowgo for specific references but I believe seizure robot compiled it and talked about previously. I wish he still had that cobra puppet.
 
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sharp lint said:
Oh dam.

This is uncharted territory. I need to keep expectations at zero but will this be the official start of a new saga?
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If she really does have a plane ticket, this will be one of the most interesting sagas in recent memory. It’ll be interesting to see who dumps who first.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I wish he still had that cobra puppet.
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I saw someone on Reddit once say that he still has Rusty in a box somewhere after the move into the current apartment. Don’t know how true that is.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Sorry for quoting you twice but she did say this:
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Ya got an archive or screenshot, bud? Reddit wants me to log in to view the linked page.

Re: them actually meeting: I know it's unlikely and something is inevitably going to go wrong to prevent it happening, but part of me really hopes it does happen. I want Cobes to have some actual human interaction for his own good, but also because this will present so many opportunities for hilarious shit to be recorded.
 
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This is going to be an extraordinary disaster. Sane, intelligent, social butterflies can't handle BPD maniacs. How's poor Cobes going to do it? I suspect the police will be there within 48 hours. Once Cobes gets some post-dryspell-nut clarity he's going to have a hard time getting rid of her.

It's too bad there are so many donators now, imagine these two stuck with no money. That's another danger here. This bitch likes crack and other hard drugs. They are going to have endless money as long as they stream. I really hope this whore doesn't get Josh started on real drugs. That'll be a wrap.

Clint, I hope all that bullshit you were spewing in the interview haunts you. You're in for a disaster of epic proportions.
 
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