Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

The homeschool community in the USA is so beyond fucked up that I've always fantasized about starting a community watch thread, the problem is that they are almost all so paranoid of CPS as a cultural thing, that they say all their most unhinged lolcow shit in private facebook groups.

Homeschool co-ops are nothing but drama, but since most of the people in them believe that they are following the will of God by homeschooling they blame their kids for having any problems. Even many secular homeschooling parents will get really defensive and say "PUBLIC SCHOOL IS WORSE" if they are faced with any problems.

Yes, it does seem like an environment ripe for a plethora of narcissistic parents to conjure attention-seeking schemes and wax and wane about what wonderful stellar people they are to each other (while competing viciously in front of their child) as they act like total dipshits in private. I've considered this situation in connection with Nick's behavior as well.

I would personally aim for a more ideal situation absent all the culture-mongering and anxiety of the modern school system, but I would have zero interest in any social pandering for either myself or other people's children even. (Gross). I'm sure there are others that are feeling the same.

Nick's situation seems beyond out of control with the amount of time he's claiming kids are spent under the hopefully less inebriated nose of a perfect stranger (non-family) with a schedule built out of Legos. Meanwhile they're in vehicles constantly, which is terrible health-wise, with or without their parents that regularly oversleep or are under the influence. They as might as well be in a school system that is properly suited to work within their circumstances and allows the children the space to actually breathe away from their hyperactive parents.

It all sounds like a recipe for enduring a living hell just to maintain a perception of "My parents know best". People are often wrong, and we learn best when there's ample opportunities for that to play out. A hyper-controlled environment doesn't allow for very many influences to get in and considering at least one person is narcissistically abusive (See: Dear John...), it's safe to say that Nick doesn't allow much room for considered criticism... especially when it comes to his lax scheduling.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Please stay safe, i'm afraid your gaydar is out of whack and the LGBTs might spot an easy prey in you. 1st voice is straight-ish. 2nd voice is very, very, i mean VERY gay from the very first second.

Sorry I was on the phone at the time and didn't get to right that the first 5 seconds sound extremely gay and flamboyant so I just dismissed it as being too gay, even for Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

He abuses the booze to take the edge off all the speed.

He was already abusing the booze heavily. He's using the speed so he can drink even more.

 

[LiquidKid]

No amount of material blessings ever override growing up with alcoholics.

But I think we can all agree that it's bad when your parents are acting like perverted retards in public.
(edited unproven accusation lol)

I think it is more for psychological dysfunction or the possibility of trouble ahead

They're indeed blessed with many things. But any right-minded person who's had a good dad wouldn't give that up for anything in the world. Tomes of ancient wisdom have spoken on this!

I think a lot of you misunderstood what I wa saying.
I was not saying their life is great and without issue. What I was saying is, everyone has problems in their childhood, and they have every opportunity provided to them and siblings to rely on when their parents can’t be around.
They’re also all but confirmed to never be home anyway. It’s not really growing up with alcoholics when you never see your parents.

I’m sure they’ve got issues to some degree, but they’re nowhere near a position where “I feel sorry for them” makes sense. I chalk it up to all the people assuming Kayla is innocent or deserves pity. Nick isn’t abusing them, he’s abusing himself and ignoring them

 

[polar bear]

They’re also all but confirmed to never be home anyway.
Nick isn’t abusing them, he’s abusing himself and ignoring them

Those two things is precisely why I feel sorry for them kiddos. There are a lot of issues that stem from emotional neglect - people grow up to be people pleasers, they don't know how to socialise, they don't know how to set boundaries or ask for help. They don't know their worth, they don't know their own importance - because no one taught them that. There's only a limited amount that you can learn from siblings - and these aren't always the things that you should be learning.
Kids need parents. They need someone to be interested in what they do, who asks them how was their day, who is present and loving, who are just genuinely interested in their own children.
What they do not need is a cuckshed-dwelling drunk bastard that screams at invisible people, or skeletal subdued spineless "mommy" that leaves the family to go with the drunkard to fuck watch witness people fucking in Jamaica.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Anyone know who this guy is? Someone has made a piece on our pal.

The pic was of a bottle next to his butt. It wasn’t in there. (That we know of!)

Based on the position the bottle was in contact with his anus. A man should never have a bottle in or touching his anus. I'm not inclined to parse it out as adjaent to his anus. The crack is a part of his ass. Therefore, I am fine classifying it in his ass. like meat stuffed in a taco.

Knowing what a degenerate he is there is no doubt he has had foreign objects inserted into his ass.

Well in that case nevermind, posting a picture of a bottle between your bare ass cheeks to strangers on the internet is totally normal and dignified.

You've been on a roll. I'm starting to like you kid!

I see a lot of people say he should go to the hospital or that he's lying but it's possible that his thermometer is just bad, there was one I had growing up that eventually became faulty and started reading temps too high. In any case, I hope Balldo-Man is alright.

Nick is a pathological liar. He has earned no benefit of the doubt. With his track record anything he claims should be viewed in the most skeptical light.

As far as I know, the 'in the arse' part is a colloquialism and meme. No one actually thinks he penetrated himself with rhe liquor bottles.

It's little more than rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.

Rekieta will be dead by the end of the year, and I say this as someone who thinks he’s bullshitting about the fever.

I for one hope he passes the Sonichu demon to Dick Masterson.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He was already abusing the booze heavily. He's using the speed so he can drink even more.

Drinking is his first love. He’s always liked drinking, but I think he just ended up drinking more because the speed prevented him naturally getting sleepy or passing out.

I think the speed came into play thanks to the increased streaming success and longer hours. The fact it extended his drinking binges was an unexpected benefit that he eagerly reaped to the fullest extent.

 

[Dropsies]

Oh whoa guys what is this? “Hyper pyrexia” is defined as a temp over 106.

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I'm betting on something more exotic, like serotonin syndrome

I'm basically Nostradamus.

 

[AnOminous]

Drinking is his first love. He’s always liked drinking, but I think he just ended up drinking more because the speed prevented him naturally getting sleepy or passing out.

I don't think he wanted to sleep. I think he wanted to drink more. You can't drink more if you're asleep. He has also said he takes the modafinil BEFORE he goes to sleep. Why would you do that if your goal was sleep?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think a lot of you misunderstood what I wa saying.
I was not saying their life is great and without issue. What I was saying is, everyone has problems in their childhood, and they have every opportunity provided to them and siblings to rely on when their parents can’t be around.
They’re also all but confirmed to never be home anyway. It’s not really growing up with alcoholics when you never see your parents.

I’m sure they’ve got issues to some degree, but they’re nowhere near a position where “I feel sorry for them” makes sense. I chalk it up to all the people assuming Kayla is innocent or deserves pity. Nick isn’t abusing them, he’s abusing himself and ignoring them

Those two things is precisely why I feel sorry for them kiddos. There are a lot of issues that stem from emotional neglect - people grow up to be people pleasers, they don't know how to socialise, they don't know how to set boundaries or ask for help. They don't know their worth, they don't know their own importance - because no one taught them that. There's only a limited amount that you can learn from siblings - and these aren't always the things that you should be learning.
Kids need parents. They need someone to be interested in what they do, who asks them how was their day, who is present and loving, who are just genuinely interested in their own children.
What they do not need is a cuckshed-dwelling drunk bastard that screams at invisible people, or skeletal subdued spineless "mommy" that leaves the family to go with the drunkard to fuck watch witness people fucking in Jamaica.

I would say that constantly being out of the house and never spending time with their parents emotionally stunts children. They never learn to form long-lasting close bonds at a young age and must learn to do so later in life, hindering them in their relationships moving forward.

I know a lot of people grew up like this, but that does not normalise it.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Dear John stream was a week ago already.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They’re also all but confirmed to never be home anyway. It’s not really growing up with alcoholics when you never see your parents.

I wish I knew where to start with this one. Are you serious?

I’m sure they’ve got issues to some degree, but they’re nowhere near a position where “I feel sorry for them” makes sense.

Why is the reflex to compare kids being deprived of proper parenting (to put it mildly) to other kids who may “have it worse?” You know empathy is free, right?

 

[feral cat #6385]

do you think the bruises are from his wife hitting him?
she deffinitely posess better upper body strangth than he is

He probably falls down a lot from being drunk and lack of food.

Wake me up, when racket's drunk again~

You're never going to sleep again.

That isn't to say there weren't ulterior motives in their case, but the simple sharing of a room doesn't really ping my radar.

Right. What part of the sandwich were you? The meat?

Technicality Rekieta: Well, ackshyually, it was IN his butt even if it wasn't UP his butt.

We need @AltisticRight to do some calculations to figure out the exact ratio of bottle that was IN his ass as opposed to how much of the bottle was outside his ass.

If you read the cancellation post carefully, it doesn’t explicitly state that Nick is the one with the 106°-107° fever:

He never said it was a human. He was probably talking about the CPU core in his streaming computer. Cooling system failure.

 

[BathTubShine]

Hey Baldo-cuck, I see that you have been doing really great these past few weeks! You seem to handle your booze way better than anyone else ever!
Don't listen to all the incel prudes who try to get you to QUIT!
Crack a bottle of your finest whiskey, or two to celebrate this fine Tuesday.
Little fever + booze never killed nobody!

Drink up Bish! Cheers.

 

[Fapcop]

The kids are educated, wealthy, and taken care of. They’re being set up to where they could live as perfectly normal people even if both parents were killed in a car crash randomly.

“The kids will be fine, they’re going to school and are rich!” is kinda like when Nick says that OF whores are great moms because they can afford all the toys and Disneyland trips.

Well, no amount of money can make up for a fucked childhood, an alcoholic father or a whore of a mother.

Look at many kids of highly successful or rich people: Roosevelt, the Gettys, Bidens. Money can’t buy everything and a nanny or a sibling can’t make up for your parents.

Nick isn’t abusing them, he’s abusing himself and ignoring them

If you don’t think anything bad can come of that, I strongly advise you to visit the Stinkditch sub forum.

 

[Vect]

elissa clips is back. Has it been a week already?

 

[elb]

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Is this why nick became friends with ralph again?

Update - I've been released from YouTube jail apparently. I'm not sure what happened, went back to try to appeal again and it wasn't available. Last night I realized the clip that was struck was an unlisted version that I'd back channeled - I voluntarily deleted the one publicly posted to be safe

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I remember reading somewhere that it's estimated anywhere from %10-%30 of humans lack an inner monologue.

I suspect this is false and that 1. Some people are too stupid to realize what people are talking about when they bring it up and that they do have one to some degree. 2. They want to be special and pretend that they don't so they can talk to the media and pretend they are super special and different not realizing that the belief one doesn't have one makes you low IQ. I've literally seen some of the latter stop and think about something (you would not do this if there was no inner monologue) in the middle of the interview. Maybe, maybe, significantly low IQ people don't have one but they wouldn't be able to relate that as they would have the inability to communicate it let alone understand that they don't.

To keep this post on topic, Nick is likely a swinging faggot, and confirmed to be a complete degenerate.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Was playing around with an AI voice cloning tool and thought it would be interesting to compare Nick's 2020 voice with his 2024 voice. Have a listen:

The second one is full of hate and resentment.

Dear John stream was a week ago already.

Wonder what lows he will sink to this week. He is decompensating at a remarkable rate.

 

[Captain Manning]

We need @AltisticRight to do some calculations to figure out the exact ratio of bottle that was IN his ass as opposed to how much of the bottle was outside his ass.

And also, the answer to the most important question of all:

Was a tripod used to take the picture?